105 Male walk of shame (2/2)

Then, when I met her close female friend or relative who cared very much about her, I couldve used Penelopes photos again to blackmail that girl

After that, I couldve taken pictures of the new girl, blackmailed her with themand used them to blackmail a third girl

Like that, the cycle wouldve continued until I s.e.xtorted every woman on Earth!

Ben shook his head and sighed. Forget it, I cant bring myself to do that kind of thing The man who thought up such a scheme was on the side of justice

He took the elevator up to his floor. On the way up, Bens mind was still recalling his amazing s.e.x session with Penelope With his brains on overdrive, inspiration struck him like Buddha under the Bodhi tree

Having attained enlightenment when he stepped out into his floor, Ben began performing his new and improved version of Khalids ”Talk.”

”Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~

Cant we just cuck?~

How about you start blowin~

So your face gets glossedddd~

Let me nut first~

Cant get these photos without flowin~

Ive never felt like this before~

Your boyfriends cryin in his car~

Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~

Cant we just cuck?~

P*ssy-dropped treasure chest glowin~”

Ben took a deep breath as he imagined being in front of a standing ovation in Madison Square Garden

”Shut the f*ck up!” Instead, a familiar voice screamed from inside a dorm room.

Ben recognized that voice and chuckled, continuing to walk to his own room.

Meanwhile, Tyler was in bed, having woken up due to Bens wretched song… Whats worse was now hed be unable to sleep because a damn catchy tune kept looping in his head

As Ben arrived at his door, he yawned, realizing he was starting to have difficulty even keeping his eyes open. The day was the craziest of his life, pushing his mental and physical endurance to the absolute limit, so once he reached the safety of his home, his nerves relaxed and all the exhaustion hit him at once.

When he reached for the keys in his pocket to unlock the door, Bens hand traced something smooth which reminded him that he forgot something. It was that light blue treasure chest in his pocket. However, he wasnt in the mood to look at it now. He needed to sleep.

When Ben entered his room, he crashed into the bed right away. His last thought before drifting off was What a dayglad its over. What a finale tooalmost feels likeit was the endof volume one of my legend

That night, he dreamt of cuckolding all the gods on Mount Olympusbefore being chased by Big Bird