106 Novice Tutorial Mode has ended (1/2)
”That was a tutorial? You didnt teach me a damn thing!”
Ben was sitting at his desk drinking coffee, reading the system notifications he received yesterday after completing the challenge. There were many, but this one was at the top, and also the most important.
[Congratulations! The bomb has been defused]
”What bomb?”
[For the Novice Welcome Challenges original punishment, a microscopic bomb was implanted in your scrotum]
”Why my scrotum?!?”
[Abundant space]
”F*CK!”
[Congratulations! The poison has been neutralized]
”…I almost dont want to askSigh…What poison?”
[For the Novice Welcome Challenges original punishment, poison was acc.u.mulating in your Root Chakra]
”…Root chakra? Can I cultivate it? Where is that?”
[In your butthole]
…
”Cant you at least use scientific terms?!?”
[Since you have requested, there are several forceful methods to ”cultivate it”]
”Forget I asked!”
[Now that you have received the notification, the system will reboot to open primary functions]
”What? For how long?”
He received no reply. When Ben checked and discovered the system screen wasnt accessible, he had an indescribable feeling. Hed lived with the system every day for the past month, having grown accustomed to her presence as a permanent feature of his life. Now, all of a sudden, she was gone…
It was like losing the tsundere and realizing there were good points about her after all… No, this one has no good points
He thought about her last message. Primary functions, huh Ben was curious about that, but he didnt want to dwell on it now. He stood up and stretched his body, feeling like a weight was lifted off his shnutsack
Since shes asleep, I should use this time to enjoy my freedom. He was thinking like a cheating spouse
However, Ben didnt want to deal with system stuff today. She had taken control of every part of his life since he moved to Manhattan. He needed a breather. So it was time for a break, a day of living unsystemed.
He gazed out the window and thought about what hed do, planning to exercise, relax, and consider what was next… Oh, he was also scheduled to meet the big man…
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