105 Male walk of shame (1/2)
In other words, she was still somewhat drunkand not only on alcohol, but on c*ck too
As she was about to select a photo, Ben stopped her. ”No, not that onethe other one Right, that pictures the best. It really brings out your feelings while letting him know you still care.” Ben was pointing to a photo where Penelopes eyes bulged because she throated herself on his shlong…
As they both laid in bed, Penelope soon emailed the photos to the boyfriend, and just like that, he was a proud new green-hatted leprechaun
While Penelope went to check her phone, Ben continued scrolling through her photo roll. Thats when he saw something interestingphotos of her in the same dorm room, nudebut not taken by him From the teasing look on her face, he could tell it wasnt a girlfriend who was taking them
Ben glanced at her. It seems Its not just me shes cheated on her boyfriend with He had a strange feeling for a moment, but soon shrugged it off. In reality, he didnt know this girl, and they only had a one night stand. In fact, she was already dating someone else and this was an affairso this type of issue had nothing to do with him.
When Penelope finished checking her phone, she turned towards Ben, having remembered something shed been wanting to ask him. ”Leeroy…why you no speak Greek to me like when first met?”
The alcohol must be starting to wear off Ben considered his answer for a few moments before responding. ”Those few lines in Greek were the only ones I know how to say”
She raised an eyebrow. ”Those very specific lines about textbook on macroeconomics?”
With a sincere expression, Ben just kept nodding like a bobblehead
Penelope shook her head, finding his excuse strange but no longer caring. ”Ok. I need go sleep”
He wasnt sure what the protocol was here so Ben could only go by what hed seen on TV. ”Sounds good, soshould we cuddle or”
Penelope narrowed her eyes at him. ”NoI sleepyou go”
[Targets current attraction level: interested(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
WelpI guess thats my cue to leave As Ben got up off the bed and began putting his clothes on, he noticed something shiny out of the corner of his eye. It was on the bed between Penelopes legs
What is that? He squinted and stepped towards her to take a closer look. Soon, he saw a rectangular item the size of a salt shaker, colored light blue, and glossy When Ben was close enough to recognize what it was, he gasped. ”Oh my Diablodid that fall out of her coochie? Thats a tiny treasure chest!”
Ben thought about it and then understood it mustve been a part of the system, a reward that came out after they had s.e.x. Unless thats some kind of Greek s.e.x toy…
”What f*ck you doing?!?” Yet, Penelope didnt seem too excited that he reached for her nether region all of a sudden
Ben wasnt sure what to say, so he first eliminated some options. I probably shouldnt tell her that her snatch was a wild boss that got slayed and dropped loot
[Targets current attraction level: curious(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
[Targets current comfort level: acquaintance(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
Penelope didnt give him time to explain. ”We doneget out malaka!”
Exhausted from the crazy day, he wasnt in the mood to try to reason with a drunk girl. Instead, Ben finished getting dressed and left
He closed the door and walked to the elevator. So shes making me do the walk of shame… he stared at the ground…
Psyche, just had s.e.x! Ben jumped in the air and clicked his heels together!
Shame? Impossible! The universe cast a shame-invincibility buff on every freshly-s.e.xed man!
As he arrived at the elevator, Ben recalled something. Damn. I shouldve taken the camera… If I followed the playbook, I couldve used those pictures to blackmail her for more s.e.x in the future