4 Perverts. Perverts Everywhere! (1/2)

'Host, the 24 hour period has passed 3 hours ago. Gifts are now fully integrated into host and stats are able to be viewed. Host's stats are basic plus the ability to calculate the hosts chakra amount and regeneration rate. There are also separate locations that can display skills host has acquired or stolen.'

I move around a bit and try to get comfortable in the bed I am in, but it is nigh impossible. I keep getting stabbed by something.

After a minute of getting sick of being stabbed I sit up, but apparently something was right above me.

”Little brat, why did you get up all of a sudden. I was looking at you, I wanted to see what I could find out about you before those 2 noticed.” I rub my head and look at the person who I apparently hit. Some sickly looking chick apparently, should probably be in this bed more than me.

”Um, listen lady, you were in my face when I got up. It's pretty risky just being in a persons face period, let alone when someone is likely to wake up.” I'm not the type of person to take shit lying down, but I don't try to be an asshole either, I prefer to just say the facts since those are the most reliable.

Before the lady could have a chance at responding there was another voice that spoke after yawning quite loudly, ”Ha, the kid called you a lady. Told you to ditch that long hair since your face is so thin and you have a frail frame.” He yawned again after talking which caused me to look over at the person who just talked towards our conversation.

He was a man with white or silver hair, I couldn't really tell the difference, he had tan skin, and some red lines on his face. He actually looked a bit younger than me though, especially in his tone of voice.

Wait, I'm in the Naruto world, don't tell me this is Jiraiya and Orochimaru? They look so different though from the anime. Maybe it's because I'm seeing them as real people in a 3D world and not 2D?

”So kid, I see you're awake now. Lemme give you some advice and not try anything if you're thinking of it. That...” he stops to laugh for a bit for some reason, ”Girl stalking you while you sleep.” Oh that explains his laughter. He continues, ”They're a pervert. Not just a normal one though, they like to look at boys, girls, women, men, grandma's, and grandpa's. Nobody is safe from the sick bastard.”

Who I am going to assume to be Orochimaru is not taking this well and decides to finally respond, ”That is entirely baseless, I merely keep an eye out for those that interest me or those that will help me to advance some of the jutsu's or medicine we have.”

At his moment a blonde woman walked in, and hot damn. I approve.

Like, shit man. She was amazing at 50 in the anime, in real life she looks drop dead gorgeous.

Fuck, umm issues issues. I sit cross legged so that she can't see anything.

Where was I? Oh yeah?

She's definitely Waifu material. Honestly if I knew that Tsunade would look this fine in person then I would have never decided to go to the Danmachi world first, would have definitely chosen breast girl- I mean, best girl Tsunade.

Please oh wise ones, thank you for finally helping me to pick this world for I have now chosen my first harem member.

I look around and while I was busy trying to hide bothersome things and thanking people for blessing me with this beauty she had apparently hit Jiraiya and Orochimaru for being too loud (I guess?). After dealing with them she walked over with a strained smile on her face, ”So you are awake. With those 2 fools watching you I can't blame you for not being able to sleep.”

She looks over to the two that are in fetal position on the ground and holding their head's, ”Yo, dumbasses. Go get our teacher over here. Tell him the kid is up.” It seems like they didn't need to think twice and both disappeared in an instant, whether it was for fear on not obeying her or to get away from her I don't think people will ever know.

She then looked back at me, fuck I forgot she's tsun-tsun to people, which makes her highly likely to be tsundere. I'm no masochist, but she's so hot. WHAT DOES A MAN DO IN THIS SITUATION?

After looking for a few minutes, ”Well you seem to have no problem with your eyes. So time to ask some basic information. Name, age, height, weight, and origin.” How no nonsense, though I can't blame her, she want's to be ready for the Hokage. What how did I know it was the Hokage? Haha, well I remember that Sarutobi, the third Hokage, is their teacher from back when they were younger, and considering Jiraiya looks younger than me I am guessing they're early 20's, mid 20's at max.

”Okay. Joseph, 27, 6 foot even, about 240 pounds, and...” shit uh, where do I put I come from?

'Host can just answer honestly. Granted things may not turn out well but with how things are here system is unable to tell. Though host does not need to worry about something barring host from responding certain ways, host has complete freedom.'

Okay, ”I'm from another planet that was called earth.” She looks up from the clipboard and sighs before looking at me again, ”Okay now this time give me some real information. You may not have chakra fluctuations in your body so I can't tell that you're lying but still some of these answers are too impossible, the only believable thing is your name and even that is outrageous. So please, try again but this time be honest.” She rubs her temples like she's getting a headache.

But I was completely honest?

”But I was being honest. Maybe it's because of my facial hair? Granted I used to be told that it made me look older but that was when I was younger, now it just fits my age usually, sometimes I look 30 on a bad day. As for the height and weight well I may not look it but I am pretty big but I stopped growing when I was like 18. My name is completely real. Hell I have my Driver's License from my world to prove all this.” I pull out my wallet and show it to her.

She grabs it while holding her head then looks back at me. ”I don't know what this is supposed to prove as I can't read any of this. Also that looks nothing like you, hell I don't even know those measurements for height and weight so I just assumed you to be lying like you are about your age.” She hands it back before putting her head into her hands before sighing loudly.

She doesn't look up, ”Let's give it one last shot of you being honest, those fools drained me and I haven't slept since you got here so please don't make me get angry.”