3 Naruto World Here I Come! (1/2)

Well after some consideration and some, well, voices I think, in the back of my head I have decided to go to the Naruto world first because quite frankly 1 thing sets it apart from Danmachi, it's power system.

Granted the hand signs will be a pain to learn but why not just steal the ability from some asshole? Like maybe Danzo or Madara. Who knows right? Well Danzo is way more accessible than Madara is, everyone thinks he's dead so... yeah.

Alright system take me to the Naruto world!

'Sure thing. Brace yourself as we will be going Ludicrous speed.'

Wait what now? Ludicrous speed? This isn't Spaceballs.

No, don't tell me Spaceballs is one of the worlds I can go to? I WANT MY SCHWARTZ DAMMIT!

'Host has not unlocked the Spaceballs world yet. Transporting in 3... 2 ... GO'

All of a sudden I started vibrating quickly, ”At least let me buckle up first!”

'Ah, buckle this. LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!'

Wait did you really just go and play the actual sound clip from it? Get your own materi-”FUCK ME”

Holy shiiiiiit this is fast. Is this why he said he felt his brains going to his feet? We haven't even gone to plaid yet.

If your goal to make me cry before I even get there? Or to make me forget her because either one you're doing a damn good job!

As we go faster the world around me starts to form blue lines, are those stars? Jesus christ, we're at light speed and I already want to die.

Oh shit, they disappeared and are being replaced by colored lights now... fuck me that didn't even last a second. It changed to orange and red perpendicular lines almost as soon as they turned colors.

My body, or well I think its my body since I still can't feel much, keeps vibrating and moving so much that I am feeling most of the pressure.

Fuck me, we went to plaid I just now realized. My system is trying to kill me dammit!

'Host is complaining too much, Informing host that pressure is going to make host be rendered unconscious.'

I'm tired of being knocked out just let me stay awake for once!

'Denied, pressure will kill host if host is not unconscious. Adding onto shock that host will face and request is denied.'

Son of a bitch.

'System will begin final step of acclimating gifts when arrival since host will be unconscious for a period afterward.'

Fine do whatever you bastard.

'Affirmative.'

I am starting to fucking hate you. I pass out from the systems powers.

**********************Unknown Shinobi's POV************************

You know, today was a peaceful day. Got some training done. Studied my precious materials. Saw a giant flaming orb fall into the sky.

Wait hold on, flaming orb falling!? SHIT.

I gotta hide or that bastard Hokage is going to make me go investigate it. Ah whatever, he can have one of the other 2 go do it, they're plenty strong without me. Even with war looming over us it should be fine.

...fuck.