4 Perverts. Perverts Everywhere! (2/2)

I'm being honest though! Why won't she believe me, like my facial hair should prove me being like in the photo.

”Look at my facial hair-” I reach up to rub my goatee that I have had since I could practically grow facial hair only to find the familiar feeling not there, ”Where is it? Where's my goatee? NO! Can I have a mirror? This is an important crisis!”

You think I'm kidding? You clearly don't know baby face then if you think this is a joke, I can't have baby face in front of someone so pretty. Even if she wasn't here I wouldn't want baby face honestly, I use my goatee to help me think. Plus, heh, I used to be able to get Liquor before I was 21 because I looked older. Ah good times.

But now it's gone! This is a tragedy for me! Yes I have my priorities right! Appearance is important, especially the first ones.

”Fine, whatever I don't care anymore honestly.” She does a couple hand signs quickly before a mirror appears in her hands.

I grab the mirror and bring it to my face, only when I look in the mirror I not only am missing my facial hair, but I am now younger. That bastard god, businessman, whatever the fuck he was, made me like 16 or something like that! Yet he kept my hair the same??

I mean you could've just kept me my age or somewhere close! Even 24 would've been better than this shit. I don't want puberty again, the amount of awkward boners was ridiculous.

I hand her the mirror back, ”He made me young again... my beard. My precious beard is gone.” I lay back on the bed and cry slightly into the pillow. ”Just kill me now, I don't want to go through that horrible period of puberty again.”

She sighs before standing up quickly and a voice speaks to her, causing her to sit down. ”At ease Tsunade, they got me before running off. What did you do this time?”

She sighs while sitting back in the chair and I sit back up, ”Well Orochimaru was apparently creepily watching the kid we picked up right in his face, then he sat up after stirring around a bit and Orochimaru got mad that he was hit in the face. Kid thought he was a girl, Jiraiya laughed, bickering ensued, I got here and hit them, sent them off.” She sighed again. Jesus christ this woman sighs a lot, I can't really talk though as I sometimes sigh a lot.

”Hmm, I see. Well they will most likely be recuperating then. So give me his information.” Tsunade looks at the Hokage for a moment then looks at the clipboard with answers and just hands it to the Hokage.

”Joseph, almost no chakra, 240 pounds, 6 foot tall, 27, and from a different world called earth.” He looks at me then Tsunade for a moment, ”What kind of answers are these Tsunade? I've never even heard a name like his and I can't believe his age, height, weight because he is too young for that and I don't understand these measurements. The worst thing though is from a different world? What?”

Oh he looks pissed at this. Tsunade starts talking to him again, ”Sir these were the answers he gave me and I noticed that there was no disturbance in the little chakra he has. Regarding anything else, well he said something about being turned to being younger, supplied some form of foreign identification that I can't read, and then got very upset over losing facial hair and going through puberty again.” She started rubbing her temples again as she talked.

The Hokage sighed and looked at me, ”Is all of what she said true, your name is Joseph, you are 27, and are from a different world?” I nod while replying to him, ”Every word of it. Especially that I miss my beard, I had it for a long time.” He rubs his own beard before nodding.

”I can tell you aren't lying, but it is hard to believe that this is true. Perhaps there is something wrong with your memory?” He asked me rather inquisitively.

I shook my head firmly, ”Well if you want me to prove it I can tell you some facts about your world, about mine, or if need be the future, or maybe even present. Granted I would recommend against forcing me to tell you future events because honestly, if I change the future too much then I have no clue what will happen.”

Tsunade and him both look at me in shock before he asks me another question, ”What do you mean information about this world? What could you tell us about this world that isn't known to prove you are from another world. Also why would this prove you are from another world?”

Well he can't be the Hokage for blindly following me, ”Alright well let's start off with this, you are Sarutobi, my memory isn't the best so forgive me for not knowing your full name. You are the 3rd Hokage of the leaf, teacher of Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade's team. Or well you used to be based on how they are in their... 20's maybe? Also you could likely know I'm not from the leaf at the minimum so I will say right now that I know something that very few people are permitted to know regarding... well, a powerful beast. Though I don't know when I am so I can't say any particulars yet.”

The Hokage's eyes widen a bit before he composes himself once again, ”Okay what is this secret then, I won't have anything happen to you so long as you don't repeat it without permission.”

I nod, ”I'll do you 1 better and tell you 2. Not only that I will give you a telling of the future since I know this hasn't happened yet as Orochimaru is still here.” I crack my neck a bit, ”Okay so, 1 is that you made the Anbu because you need something to take care of the dark side of the leaf village and it is led by Danzo. 2nd is that you have the nine tails host here, now whether she is someone on the verge of death or a young girl is up for question.”

I breathe a bit to let that sink in, ”Now for the big one, Orochimaru is conducting human experiments to discover immortality. He will eventually succeed before joining a group of Ninja led by the one and only, famous for dying, Madara Uchiha. Oh hey, I gave you a two-fer. Yeah, Madara is alive.”

Haha lets see how they handle that bomb drop. The Hokage pulls a chair up to sit beside Tsunade who is in shock. ”Boy, is this true?” I sigh before responding, ”I am not 15, I am about less than half your age. In answer to your question yes though. I suspect you already knew about Orochimaru though, you just are a pacifist and regarded him highly so you give him the benefit of the doubt. I am not saying that is a bad thing, I think you just need to do it a different way than avoiding the problem. Like talk to him and say he couldn't have done anything different about his parents deaths or something maybe. I mean I would assume that is why he is researching so many Jutsu, I could be wrong though since I can't remember that bit too well.”

He sighs before nodding. I swear, some author somewhere is having a blast having everyone sigh so much. ”You're right, I always had a feeling but I just pushed it back, it's time for me to handle it though. Tsunade he is now clear to enter the leaf and become a citizen if you so choose. We can't change the fact that you are 15 on documents but we can help train you till you get back to your old age. Now I am going to go get Jiraiya and Danzo, I will need their help for this.”

He starts walking off but I talk first, ”Danzo isn't to be trusted, he craves power, war, and torture too much. He will likely betray you if he can become Hokage.” He looks at me before nodding and walking away. Poor bastard just had a tank dropped on him out of nowhere.

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