Chapter 868 (2/2)
”Big brother, fat girl has a lot of communication?”
”Ha ha... In this village in the city, the most famous person is Pangniu. First, she is a famous matchmaker in a ten mile radius. She introduces 90% of the marriages, with a success rate of 90%; Secondly, this girl is like a chivalrous woman. She is especially righteous and has some martial arts skills. Ordinary men are not her rivals. Naturally, such a wonderful woman will become famous. ”
”Hercules shouldn't get drunk even if he is drinking with a fat girl.”
”Thin monkey, don't blame Hercules, I think: he is the first time to drink with fat girl, fat girl is a woman, if you give Hercules a toast, you can't stop drinking. Besides, fat girl has a lot of alcohol, Hercules doesn't understand, you can drink one cup, I'll get drunk unconsciously.”
”Brother, are you familiar with this fat girl?”
”Ha ha... How to say, originally, our relationship is very good, but I'm from the appearance Association. I think fat girl is too fat, and it shows the meaning of disdain. Maybe fat girl is aware of it, so I alienate from her.”
”Oh, that's what happened.”
Hercules slept into the night and didn't wake up until ten o'clock.
He sat up, rubbed his eyes, and asked, ”skinny monkey, why isn't it light yet? Why did you get up so early? ”
The thin monkey scolded fiercely: ”Hercules, you are so bold that you are drunk and sleep for most of the day. I said, do you want to be fired? I just need a phone call, and Mr. Wang will turn you on immediately. ”
Hercules patted his head and said with a smile: ”I remember. I drink with fat girl at noon. I drink too much when I'm not careful. Skinny monkey, don't be angry. I also work when I drink.”
”You... You still don't admit your mistake, you even talk shamelessly and sophisticate. You say that drinking is also a job. What achievements have you made in this work?”
”Ha ha... Thin monkey, I want to report an important thing to you. I found the red electric car with a crack in the rearview mirror.”
The thin monkey was surprised and asked eagerly: ”where is this electric car? In fat girl's house? ”
Hercules shook his head and reported: ”one of Pangniu's little brothers, big ear, stole a red electric car with cracks in the rearview mirror a month ago, and sold it to a flat nose the same day. Eleven days ago, when he rode this electric car back to the village in the city in the middle of the night, he accidentally fell into the pond because it was dark. He got up from the pond, but the electric car stayed in the pond. I was going to pick up this electric car this afternoon, but I felt dizzy as soon as I went out. ”
The thin monkey asked pleasantly, ”are you sure?”
”Of course I'm sure. The kid with a flat nose made it very clear that there was an obvious crack in the rearview mirror.”
The thin monkey nodded and said, ”well, this is a clue. Tomorrow morning, let's go and pick up the electric car from the pond.”
The next morning, just after dawn, the thin monkey urged Hercules: ”call fat girl quickly, let the flat nose come quickly, and take us to the pond.”
Hercules immediately called Pangniu: ”elder sister, please tell him to come to Mr. Liu immediately and take us to the pond to salvage the electric car.”
”Little brother, are you sober?”
”I woke up last night, elder sister. I'm sorry to lose face in front of you. Let's drink one by one. I'm drunk, but you have nothing to do with me. I'm not as good as a woman. I feel blushing when I think about it.”
”Little brother, you don't drink as much as I do. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Do you know how much I drink? I'll give you a fright if I tell you. ”