Chapter 868 (1/2)
He sighed and said, ”the red electric car fell into the pond. I want to pick it up, but the mud is too deep, so I have to give up. Fortunately, it's only bought for 300 yuan, and I don't feel sorry to lose it.”
Hercules also came out of the room, heard that the electric car fell into the pond, asked: ”brother, can you take me to the pond?”
He patted his chest and said, ”no problem. I'll take you right away.”
Fat girl said: ”flat nose, this brother is my new brother, he is older than you, you have to call him big brother, I tell you, my brother's electric car has been stolen, if the electric car dropped in the pond is his, it will be fished up and returned to him.”
He nodded his head and said, ”fat sister, no problem. Since it's big brother's, give it back to him.”
Hercules suddenly felt dizzy, he quickly helped the wall.
”What's the matter with you, little brother?”
”I'm getting drunk. It seems that I have to sleep and wake up.”
”Little brother, I'll let them help you back.”
Big ears and a flat nose left and right to support Hercules back to the old master Liu.
Thin monkey is ready to go out, see Hercules drunk was helped back, he said angrily: ”Hercules, you are such a jerk! It's time for you to get drunk. I said, ”are you looking for death?”
”Thin... Thin monkey, don't scold me. Let me sleep. I have important information to report to you...”
As soon as Hercules got to bed, he fell asleep.
Big ears and a flat nose turned and left.
The thin monkey looks at Hercules and is not angry. Now the fire is burning in his room. However, this guy doesn't know the heaven and earth. He goes to drink and gets drunk. It's really funny.
The thin monkey sighed and scolded: ”you pig is a real pig. Mother, Liu Xiao married you. It's really flowers on the cow dung.”
As soon as the voice fell, boss Liu came in and asked, ”I heard Hercules was drunk?”
”Big brother, how do you know?”
”I just met two little brothers at the door. They told me that there was a big brother named Hercules who was drunk in fat girl's house, so they helped him back.”
”Who's the fat girl?”
”Ha ha... Pangniu is a well-known person in the village in the city. She is 28 years old and still unmarried. I heard that she is going to be single all her life. She also made a poison oath in front of the Bodhisattva.”
The thin monkey was surprised and muttered to himself, ”strange, how can Hercules drink with fat girl?”
Boss Liu guessed: ”although this fat girl is a woman, she is just like a man. She is very shrewd and good at communication. I guess Hercules must have met her. Hercules asked her about the E-bike, and she was very helpful. They got together and had a drink together.”