Chapter 869 (1/2)

”Elder sister, do you have a jin of wine?”

”Ha ha... What's a kilo of wine? I'll tell you: elder sister, my wine is three kilos.”

Hercules shakes his hand and his mobile phone falls to the ground.

He picked up the mobile phone in a hurry and said awkwardly, ”sister, I was so scared that I almost broke my mobile phone. Elder sister, I really admire you. In this world, there are few women who can drink three jin. At least, I haven't seen the second one. ”

”Ha ha... Little brother, stop gossiping. I'll call him right away and ask him to go to boss Liu's house. You wait.”

In less than half an hour, he came to see Hercules and said with a smile, ”brother, are you sober up?”

”Ha ha... I woke up long ago. In fact, I didn't get drunk yesterday afternoon. I pretended to be drunk on purpose.”

”Brother, don't be embarrassed. You are obviously drunk, and you say you are pretending to be drunk. Ha ha... In fact, as long as there is no man who drinks with fat sister who is not drunk, you are just one of them. There is no shame.”

Hercules blinked awkwardly and said, ”let's go to the pond to get an electric car.”

Thin monkey with a rope, three people out of the village.

After a while, I came to the pond.

He pointed to a place with his nose and said, ”here's the electric car.”

Thin monkey said to Hercules: ”you take off your clothes, jump out of the pond, touch the electric car, and tie the rope to it.”

Hercules asked: ”thin monkey, why don't you go down? I'm so fat. If I jump down, I'm sure I'll sink into the mud. At that time, if I can't get my electric car out, I'll be trapped. ”

”Hercules, if you don't go down to have a try, how do you know if there is any sludge?”

He quickly said: ”two brothers, the mud in this pond is deep. That day, when I fell down, I was trapped in the mud. Fortunately, I was not far from the shore. I pulled the grass on the bank and had a great effort to climb out. Just because the sludge is too deep, I know that the electric car can't be fished out. ”

Hercules shrugged, said: ”thin monkey, this time you have nothing to say, I think, or you go down.”

Skinny monkey took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts, he slowly walked into the pond.

The mud under the pond was really thick. The thin monkey just took two steps and sank to his thigh.

”My God! It's like the Red Army crossing the grass, Hercules. Give me the rope quickly. I have to tie it to my waist. Otherwise, if I get stuck in the mud, I won't lose my life. I have a wife. Maybe my wife is pregnant. I can't let my wife be widowed and my child have no father. ”

Hercules said with a smile: ”thin monkey, you are as light as a swallow, you can't sink down, you can't die. Then again, if you die, your beautiful wife won't worry about finding a second man. ”

The thin monkey stooped to grab a handful of mud and fell on Hercules.

Hercules called out: ”Mom, I just changed my pants.”

”Hercules, you crow mouth, dare to curse me again, or I will pull you down, or we will die together.”

”Thin monkey, I'm not married yet. I can't bear to die.”

The thin monkey took another two steps and found that although the mud in the pond was deep, the soil below was quite hard.