Chapter 867 (1/2)

Hercules was more and more happy.

It turned out that he was worried that if he made friends with this fat girl for a long time, in case the fat girl entangled himself, it would not be a trouble.

Since Pangniu has made up her mind not to get married all her life, and only to associate with men who are not interested in her, it makes Hercules relax.

Fat girl has many friends, which is very valuable.

Hercules happily said: ”fat girl, I'm going to buy some cooked vegetables and a bottle of wine. At noon today, we have a good drink. It's a kiss to our brother and sister.”

”Don't worry. What do we call brother and sister? I don't know what month you were born

”I was born in October.”

”Ha ha... Then we are not brothers and sisters. We should be brothers and sisters. I was born in March, half a year older than you.”

”Ah! It turns out to be fat sister. It's good to have a sister. ”

”Hercules, you go to buy a roast chicken and weigh two Jin of fried peanuts. By the way, the large intestine of pig is also called two Jin. I said, ”do you have any money?”

”If I don't have any money, I'll be poor.”

”What do you do, little brother? Isn't it really a rag collector? ”

Hercules lied: ”elder sister, I am a security guard.”

”Younger brother, since you are a security guard, why do you pretend to be a rag collector, and why do you want to come to the village in the city?”

Hercules prevaricated: ”elder sister, I'll tell you the truth. I have a brother who lost a red electric car a few days ago. He found that the thief rode his car to the village in the city, so he asked me to help him find it.”

”Ha ha... No wonder you turned over the wall of my yard. It turned out that there was a red electric car in my yard. Do you think this red electric car belongs to your friend?”

”Yes, that's what I think, but I just looked at it. It's not my friend's car.”

Fat girl turned her lips and said, ”this is not a den of thieves. Although I don't have a proper job, I have a monthly income of more than 20000 and I don't lack money.”

Hercules was surprised and asked, ”elder sister, how can you earn money if you don't have a job?”

”Ha ha... Let me tell you: I'm a matchmaker. I'm a smooth talker who can tell people about the dead. So when I'm a matchmaker, I can introduce seven or eight pairs of ten pairs. The introduction fee alone is enough for me to eat and drink.”

Hercules asked in surprise: ”how much do you charge for matchmaking a couple?”

”When I meet someone for the first time, I have to charge them 500 yuan for meeting. If they have reached an agreement, they have to give me 5000 yuan for introduction when they get their marriage certificate.”

Hercules put out his tongue and said, ”Wow, it's very profitable.”

”Ha ha... I also want to tell you a secret. If I want to find a wife for those old men, I have to charge a fee for good advice.”

”What's a good word fee?”

”Little brother, the reason why those old men can't find a wife is that they are either poor or they have their own shortcomings. When I talk to the media, I cover up these shortcomings for them, or I talk about the shortcomings as advantages. That's called the expense of good words. Some old men eager to find a wife, will give me a red envelope, ha ha... Once, I received a ten thousand yuan red envelope

”Ah! Elder sister, you really have the ability to earn money by sitting at home. ”

Hercules went out to buy some cooked vegetables and a bottle of Wuliangye, and went back to Pangniu's house happily.