Chapter 1707 (2/2)

The crowd laughed up and down.

Yu Qianhua: ah? What do you always think about him?

Xiao Yunhai: ”if I just tease him up, we don't really send it. Tiger, tiger, if you don't bite me, I promise - I promise I won't bite you either!

Yu Qianhua: ”it's all true!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”if you let me out, I will live well. Let's listen to the leader's words and do a good job. At home, we are filial to our parents and respect our younger brothers and sisters. When we go out, we obey the traffic rules and don't spit everywhere!

Yu Qianhua: ”hi What a mess you have!

Xiao Yunhai: ”don't look at this mess. You may not remember it at this time.”

Yu Qianhua: ”Oh, you are still proud of this?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”what's the matter?”Yu Qianhua: ”you should find a way to get out now!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”find a way out? It's easy for you to say, what's this place? This is the place where tigers are locked! Can I get out?”

”ha ha ha.”

Xiao Yunhai: ”look at this fence. It's more than 3 meters high. It's not a bit pedaling. How did you design it at the beginning? Don't make an elevator!

Yu Qianhua: ”I haven't heard of it.”

Xiao Yunhai: ”Hey, what do you want What? Did you go to the zoo keeper? The keeper had a rest on Sunday. He had a rest, but the tiger didn't rest. Forget it, you all go! You go out of the zoo and ask the TV station to send a film crew to take a picture of how the tiger eats me later!

Yu Qianhua: ”what are you doing with this?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”shoot a film of tigers eating human beings, and sell them to foreigners for exchange Children's foreign exchange is also considered as my brother's contribution to China before he died. ”

”Ha ha ha.”

Yu Qianhua: ”your consciousness is still very high!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”you said that for a long time, the tiger only gasped and did not open its eyes Has the tiger degenerated? ”

Yu Qianhua:” this tiger can't degenerate! In order to keep the tiger wild, people often throw some live chickens and rabbits into the tiger hole. ”

Xiao Yunhai: ”why throw live chickens and rabbits?”

Yu Qianhua: ”train tigers to catch live food! Especially on Sundays, they have to starve tigers.”

Xiao Yunhai's face of fear: ”bad! Today is Sunday! The tiger has not eaten yet! Just caught me this live food.”

Yu Qianhua: ”let him catch up with all of them!”

Xiao Yunhai clenched his teeth and said: ”this hateful zoo, I will not finish with their leadership after I die!”

Yu Qianhua nodded and said: ”yes! Let them have a good inspection!”

Xiao Yunhai said: ”it must be checked!”

Yu Qianhua said: ”never again!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”next Don't do it again? That's OK this time, right? ”

” Puchi. ”

”Ha ha ha.”

”Laozi is a life. After I died, the head of the zoo was dismissed from his post! The administrator checked it! The bonus was deducted for six months! I was just thinking of this place when a beautiful voice like a silver bell came from above:” ah Big guy, untie the belt quickly, twist it into a rope, and pull the young man up! ”

Yu Qianhua:” Oh, this is a good way! ”

Xiao Yunhai:” I heard, tears came down! What a good idea! I looked up and saw, ooh! A call, more than 30 people were there to untie the belt! Ouch, this is really a good style. Look at this girl. She's wearing a green skirt. She's undoing a yellow one. This girl It's so beautiful!

Yu Qianhua: ”ah? It's this time, you still have this mind?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”no, I mean, you said that a girl in someone else's life stood up to rescue a stranger at this critical moment. Does that mean that this girl It's a little interesting to me? ”

Yu Qianhua said angrily,” you are so evil. ”

Xiao Yunhai: ”hey? How do you talk? Why don't she look at me when there are so many young men standing around her?” Yu Qianhua: ”nonsense! Who let you fall into the tiger hole? She doesn't look at you?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”no matter how you say it, I can't see the size from the top down. Maybe my marriage is big It's a blessing in disguise. Usually heroes save beauties. Today, beauties save heroes. Haha... ”

Yu Qianhua: ”don't laugh! When is it? You still want to make a partner!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”what eyes do you stare at? Why don't you have any sympathy? As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't do anything. If I don't move my mouth and I don't do it, I'll move my mind. I'm going to die. What's the truth with me?”

Yu Qianhua: ”yes, I still do It's too loud, come on, you can get some activities!

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