Chapter 1707 (1/2)
The performance on the stage continued.
Xiao Yunhai: ”if you leave a few words, you will blame my mother. If we don't recruit old people, I won't say it!”
Yu Qianhua: ”leave a few words for the unit.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”what do you say? Leaders and masters, when you came out to play on Sunday, you didn't pay attention to let the tiger eat it? It's all my fault. I'm not strong in organization and discipline. I'm not free and loose. I don't think the tiger will eat me.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”I'm laughing at the consequences.”
Yu Qianhua: ”it's impossible to estimate!”
Xiao Yunhai: ”I'm dead. What else do I check? Forget it, I'll die if I die. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was young... ”
Yu Qianhua: ”ah? No one alive has ever died.”
”I'll go. That's very interesting.”
”Ha ha ha.”
Everyone's laughing too much.
Xiao Yunhai: ”let's be tough when we talk to the leader this time. We told him that we will give you as much as you like, and we will not say anything or wrong you. Industrial injury is not counted, at most a ”natural death.”
Yu Qianhua: ”I think that's what happened.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”how can't you finish it well, big and small? If you have to let the tiger eat it, I don't think you can recognize anything...”
Yu Qianhua: ”I can't recognize you.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”I'm just thinking about it. All the big guys above give me advice. This one said, ”ah Young man, the tiger is very honest. Let's think of a way Wait a minute. ”That said,” Hey, someone's going to find the zookeeper for you! ”And another young man made an idea on the edge:” come on, everybody shout slogans with me, and try to scare the tiger. One, two, three, fight the tiger! One, two, three, fight the tiger! ”
Yu Qianhua:” Oh, does this work? ”
Xiao Yunhai:” scared me! ”Stop yelling, stop shouting! You are going to kill the tiger Wake up? You're going to shout slogans. I'll come. ”
Yu Qianhua: ”you shout?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”I'm close, it can hear you clearly, really...”
”One” Xiao Yunhai called a ”one”, then covered his mouth and said in a low voice: ”one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers. Tigers don't eat, they only eat big bad guys!”
Yu Qianhua: ”well, children's songs are out.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”Hi! It doesn't work to shout slogans, and the tiger can't understand it! Hi! You are really heroic. How many of you come down!”
”ha ha ha.”
Yu Qianhua: ”what? Let others down?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”what's the matter?”
Yu Qianhua: ”if you feed a tiger, you have to give yourself up to save people, and you deserve to die.”. I'll give you a newspaper or something. What do you think I'm dead? It's not worth feeding a tiger. ”
Yu Qianhua: ”no, no, no, you can be in the newspaper if you die.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”in the newspaper, at most two sentences. When a young man accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and died, the relevant authorities reminded visitors to pay attention to safety... ”
”Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
Some people hear this and laugh at it.
Xiao Changfeng in the box said: ”this boy is really good. The burden is ringing.”
Yu Qianhua: ”you've been thinking about it for a long time, but it doesn't work at all!”
Xiao Yunhai: ”don't worry, you allow me to discuss with the tiger!”
Yu Qianhua showed a startled look and said, ”where are you going to discuss with the tiger?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”tiger, tiger, sleep for a while. Hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm very thin and have no meat. If you want to eat, there is a Guo gang in Dexin society who is quite fat. ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the biggest laughter from the beginning of the program suddenly rang out.
The camera also timely shot Guo Gang, at this time, he really shook his head and grinned bitterly.
”Shit, that's funny. Even Guo Gang appeared in the story. ”
”If you want to say that emperor Yun doesn't understand cross talk, I have to shoot him to death.”
”Ha ha ha, I'm so happy.”