Chapter 1708 (1/2)

Xiao Yunhai: ”it's too late. It's fast then. More than 30 belts twisted into a rope, smoothly down. I look up and see, ooh! More than 30 people are looking at me with their pants in their hands! So many people look at me, and they can't disgrace so many people. This foot has crossed the old man's crutches, and this hand has picked up the fruit knife my sister-in-law has given me? ”

”This is called: knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, leaning towards the tiger mountains! There is a red sun in my chest, and I dance the east wind under my feet! Dare to compete with the evil tigers, and do not give in to the demons! Grief and indignation turn into resilience, and there will be future generations to fight against tigers! As soon as I try my best, ah Hey, hey. ”

Yu Qianhua said, ”how are you?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”I stand up...”

”Puffing.”

”Ha ha ha, feelings. He has been sitting.”

Xiao Yunhai: ”as soon as I see, the rope is in front of my eyes,” pa! ”I hold it, and I come to the middle in a few steps. As the saying goes, when a dog is in a hurry, he can jump over a wall, but a man is too impatient! One step, two step, three step, four step, which is called ”strength”. Ah? You said that climbing Mount Everest requires a big tiger. Is it possible for a person to go up? ”

Yu Qianhua:” you are just talking nonsense and have ability. ”

Xiao Yunhai: ”I looked back and saw that the tiger had just opened one eye. Ouch, it's called victory in sight, my friend has won!”

”goodbye to my friend! Goodbye to my friend! Goodbye to my friend, goodbye to my friend. If I die in battle, you must bury me

In this world, the song ”ah, goodbye to my friends” did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few words, the classic melody still made people listen very comfortable.

Xiao Yunhai continued: ”goodbye, tiger! You can't say anything here! You're hungry here alone! You're lonely, and the zoo leader doesn't care about you. Don't be busy. Wait for my friend to go out and introduce you to a tiger!”

”ha ha ha.”

”The emperor's mouth is too poor.”

Yu Qianhua: ”ho! You're talking nonsense.”

Xiao Yunhai: ”I'm up there, I'm kicking my legs,” which tells you I'm out of here! ”

Yu Qianhua:” you're saved! ”

Xiao Yunhai:” the crowd cheers, I'm confused. After coming up, I thought of a key question! Where is the belt of the girl's skirt? ”

Yu Qianhua:” I still think about the skirt belt. ”

Xiao Yunhai: ”here it is. Untie it quickly and hold it to your chest like a flower ring. Ho, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with... ”

Yu Qianhua: ”don't smell it! If you smell it again, it will smell of sweat.”

”Ha ha ha.”

”Mr. Yu praised it very well.”

Xiao Yunhai: ”no matter how you say it, try to get to the girl and give her a” Golden Pearl Mamia gudu ”first. I'm leaning against the mile and running to the girl. ”

Yu Qianhua: ”what's the matter with you?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”I haven't got a partner yet, I can't help but be in a hurry!”

Yu Qianhua: ”I'm shaking, can I speak?”

Yu Qianhua: ”you shake hands with everyone first!”

Xiao Yunhai: ”they don't shake hands with me.”

Yu Qianhua: ”why?”

Xiao Yunhai: ”all your pants!”

Yu Qianhua: ”ho!”

here, the whole cross talk is over.

When the two people bowed to the stage, whether it was the film emperor or the ordinary audience, they all stood up and gave the two people overwhelming applause.

”Great. I didn't expect that the emperor and Mr. Yu would speak so well. ”

”Mr. Yu is a cross talk actor. He speaks well and is normal. But the emperor has never said cross talk. I didn't expect it to be so powerful. It's amazing. ”