Chapter 1706 (1/2)
”Ha ha ha.”
Xiao Yunhai's action is very natural, and his tone of speech also has a sense of humor. It's not a big burden here, though.
A crosstalk actor can shake a small burden into a big one by various means. That's his ability.
Yu Qianhua said: ”ouch, have you broken it?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”you are not afraid of anything if you break your arm and leg. Our hospital will take it as usual. The key is that the place where it falls is not suitable. It It's not a place for people to stay!
”Oh, it's in the tiger hole!”
”when I looked up, there was a big tiger lying on the ground not far away, which made my voice change.”
Xiao Yunhai's face showed a look of panic, his lips were trembling, and he said, ”ouch Mom Ah ”
Yu Qianhua said:” how to call a tiger a mother? ”
Xiao Yunhai said in a bad breath:” call a mother? Call a grandmother! It's over. They are more than 150 Jin, and the bones and meat are just enough for a tiger's lunch. ”
”Ha ha ha.”
The crowd laughed again.
”Don't worry about it. Take your time.”
”Big head! It was nice to have a peek at the tiger.”
”The tiger didn't see you?”
Xiao Yunhai cried and said, ”I'm communicating with you!”
”puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”The emperor said cross talk is really funny.”
”When he presided over the golden cup award ceremony, I knew that he said there was no problem with cross talk.”
In the box, Zhao Wanqing laughed and said, ”don't say it. When Yunhai talks about cross talk, it's really like that. ”
Zhao Mingsheng said: ”it takes a few days to reach this level. Yunhai is really a genius.”
Yu Qianhua said: ”ah? Stare at you!”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”when the tiger kicks me, my brain” excites ”for a moment, and many heroic images emerge from” rubbing against ”!
” Hey! Return the hero image! ”
” I look up, and many people are looking at me. We are the youth of the times. When so many people fall on the tiger's mouth, we can't give it to young people Shame! In the past, would you like to listen to the Beijing Opera Wu Song beating the tiger?
”Wow!”
”OK? That's fake! Today, my friends are practicing here. I really want to make you all open your eyes!”
”ha ha ha.” When they heard this, they all laughed.
Yu Qianhua said, ”Oh, you are really good at fighting tigers.”
”What can I do?”
”good idea.”
”I think it's good to think about it. My legs have to stand up!”
”the legs are all soft!”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”I thought so at that time. We all had legal education. Do you know there is an animal protection law?
Yu Qianhua nodded and said, ”yes.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”whoever kills the tiger will be sentenced to two years' imprisonment!”
Yu Qianhua: ”you have a strong legal concept.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”who made this law? If I beat a tiger, I'll eat it for nothing?”
Yu Qianhua: ”that's to protect wild animals.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”women and children, you protect wild animals, why do you protect them?”
Yu Qianhua: ”that also needs to be protected.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”I'm thinking about it here. It's a mess. This cry: ”come on! Come on, save people, someone has fallen into the tiger hole!” and some people cheered me up: ”Hey, man, hold on!” I heard, ”what? Hold on? Where is this? Can I hold on? You really stand up and talk without backache. You come down and I'll have a look!
” ha ha ha ha. ”
At this time, the website has become lively.
”Go to see the performance of Dexin society. Yunhuang is having a cross talk with Mr. Yu.”
”Really? Emperor Yun said cross talk. Can he do it? ”
”Yes, why not. Even the story was written by Emperor Yun. ”