Chapter 1706 (2/2)
”Hurry up, I'll have to see it.”
In just two minutes, three million more netizens bought the live broadcast of cross talk in Dexin society.
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua are getting better and better.
Yu Qianhua: ”people are worried about you?”
”that can't be so chaotic! An old man called to me:” boy, there's a guy to fight tigers, come on, throw me this crutch to you! ”
” crutches? ”
” a sister-in-law called me: ”brother, do you want a knife? Sister-in-law has fruit knives here!”
”Hey! Look at these two weapons.”
”This one threw a brick in to make me climb up; the other one said to throw a cigarette and let me take a breath to refresh myself. An old woman was very kind-hearted. Her tears came out. She was lying on the edge and shouting to me, ”here's a pen for you. If you have any words, write them down first.””Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”It's for him to leave a message.”
Yu Qianhua: ”Oh, this old lady is really interesting.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”listen to this mess! No one came out to organize. Even if we set up a temporary group to rescue the tiger first! ”
” how can we do that? ”
” can throwing the fruit knife and crutches work? ”
” these two weapons are not good at fighting tigers. ”
”The tiger is becoming lazy. What am I doing? I stab the tiger with a stick?”
”Oh, don't mention it. It will have to do with the spirit of the tiger.”
”Besides the old man above, what's your look in your eyes? You see you throw your crutches here.”
”Where?”
”I'm throwing the tiger's butt behind me! I'll pull the tiger's tail as soon as I have enough!”
”Oh, don't move around!”
”think about it and don't move around. I'll leave a few words while my mind is still clear. I'm old enough. The diviner said that I was 28 years old, and I had a big problem this year. I had my birthday in the first few days, and I was still beautiful myself! ”
” the big trouble has escaped! ”
” today, I think that people calculate for me according to the lunar calendar. ”
”Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
At this time, the audience was already laughing.
This is a famous piece by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong in the previous generations. It was on the Spring Festival Gala of that year. The quality was absolutely excellent. It only depends on the skills of crosstalk actors.
Although Xiao Yunhai has never learned crosstalk, his mouth is sharp and his body is full of humorous cells, so he can perform with ease.
Yu Qianhua: ”yes, it's wrong.”
Xiao Yunhai: ”it's called hiding the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide fifteen. If I want to leave a few words, I will blame my mother. ”
Yu Qianhua: ”what's in the way of your mother?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”you see, I'm a child. You look at me very tall. Take a ruler and measure it. It's 1.75 meters.”
Yu Qianhua: ”one meter seven five is high enough!”
Xiao Yunhai: ”what's the height? Those who follow me wear high-heeled shoes, they are a big block higher than me. If I have a partner, can I come here to see the tiger on Sunday?
Yu Qianhua: ”why can't I come?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”how can't you? You ask the boy who makes the object say that you're making a partner. Who won't go to work at his mother-in-law's house on Sunday?”
Yu Qianhua: ”is that so?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”Is that so? I'll tell you, our second son-in-law has been engaged in dating, and since then, my mother-in-law's mother-in-law's family has never employed a nanny anymore!”
Yu Qianhua: ”well, you are willing to be the nanny?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”it's hard to be a nanny. It's not life-threatening to be a nanny. We can fall in love after finishing our work. When you are in love and go to the park, do you go to the zoo? What's the park like? What are you talking about there? It's delicious. What smell do you smell in the zoo? You smell it. It's smelly and stinky. Talk about how it affects your mood!
”ha ha ha.”
”Oh, I'll go. I'll take the emperor's clothes.”
”That's funny. Emperor Yun should be a crosstalk actor. ”
Xiao Yunhai's funny talent has been fully developed in this comic dialogue.
”Good, this boy is so good.” Wang Guoan said: ”in addition to Guo gang and several other crosstalk masters, the younger generation, I really haven't seen anyone better than Yunhai.”
Sun Yanjun sighed and said, ”he is the kind of person born for art. God is so kind to him. ”