C4 (2/2)
”Driving so slow!” Newbie! ”
”At this level, why are you still renting rent from the Three Realms!?” Go back and drink your milk! ”
Hearing the unsatisfied shouts from behind him, Wan Lixing's horn pressed even harder.
In the middle of the runway, the sound of a horn could be heard. However, the horn of a taxi that was running at the very front sounded the loudest.
High up in the sky, a black passenger plane just happened to pass by.
”It seems to be a horn. Maybe it's a traffic jam. Monkey Sun, don't change the topic. A cloaked man sitting beside the Great Sage Qi Tian hoarsely said. His entire body was enveloped in darkness.
”Ahem, then go talk to my lawyer.” Great Sage Qi Tian said indifferently as his leg rested on the armrest of his chair.
cloaked man, who was at the side, trembled in anger when he heard this. He said: ”I told you not to watch those TV dramas all day, I don't know where you learned these words. Do you have a lawyer, yet you want me to find one!? With your character of causing trouble every day, who would dare to be your lawyer! ”
When the Great Sage Qi Tian heard this, his expression did not change, but his heart remained calm as he replied, ”There will be.”
With that, the Great Sage took out the Jingu Bang from his ear and prepared to dig out the ear.
”AHH!” ”Don't take it out!” cloaked man exclaimed. In the next moment, the entire plane seemed to have lost control and it fell down.
”Sun Wukong! Have you forgotten that your thing weighs a hundred and eighty thousand kilograms! ” cloaked man roared. The Great Sage also quickly retracted the Jingu Bang, but he was still unable to change the plane's falling momentum.
”Go to my lawyer later!” Seeing that, the Great Sage Qi Tian kicked open the door and jumped down.
Wan Lixing pressed his horn leisurely, and only after seeing that he was about to reach the blue colored platform did he let go.
”Argh!”
The taxi was bounced up like a missile, but Wan Lixing's expression did not change at all. No matter how exciting something was, after ten times, it would become dull.
Except for the thrill of winning the lottery, of course.
Slowly, they arrived at the Heaven Realm. Wan Lixing stayed there for a while, then prepared to head straight to the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau.
”Oh, thank you for giving me a ride!” Just then, someone knocked on the window, and a clear voice entered Wan Lixing's ears.
Wan Lixing lifted his head and looked. A valiant looking figure slowly walked far away. The red cloak danced in the wind, and in Wan Lixing's eyes, it looked like a ball of flame.
”Psycho.” Wan Lixing slowly spat out three words.
Inadvertently lifting his head to look, Wan Lixing was completely stunned, a large piece of the top of the carriage had unknowingly collapsed downwards.
”F * ck, who is that!?” ”Come back here for laozi!” Only then did Wan Lixing realize what had happened. He rolled down the window and roared angrily at the red cape in the distance.
The heroic figure was startled, she turned her head and looked at Wan Lixing with surprise.
Upon clearly seeing the face of the figure, Wan Lixing was also stunned.
The air seemed to have stopped flowing as well. The fragrance that filled the air drifted into the noses of the man and the monkey, intoxicating them all. Their fated encounters made all of them look so beautiful. Finally, when time began to flow again … The man's mouth opened...
”Pay up!” Don't even think about leaving until you lose money today! Damn it! Come with me to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau! ” Wan Lixing shouted with a red face and a thick neck.
Seeing that, Great Sage Qi Tian was even more confused. If he was not seeing things wrong, was taxi driver in front of him shouting at him? Since when did the driver become so domineering …
For a moment, the Great Sage Qi Tian walked towards Wan Lixing's taxi as if he had found a ghost.
”Are you talking to me?” Great Sage Qi Tian took off two monkey hair, turning into a pair of sunglasses and a cigarette. He put on the sunglasses and smoked a cigarette, looking like a gangster in Hong Kong.
”Monkey Sun! What do you think we should do? ” Wan Lixing glared at Great Sage Qi Tian, unhesitatingly picked up the piece of scrap paper and rolled it into a ball of smoke before stuffing it into his mouth.
Wan Lixing naturally recognized that this was the Great Sage Qi Tian. It was a joke, how could Wan Lixing recognize this kind of arrogant aura, which was so cool that even a five kilometer distance away between them could still smell the scent of beasts.
But! This wouldn't be able to improve Wan Lixing's tear-stricken state of mind. What kind of disaster was this, what kind of disaster was this! This was called a sudden disaster! The cost of repairing the chariot was equivalent to Wan Lixing's salary of three months! Great Sage Qi Tian's ride was rather convenient! But it was very possible that Wan Lixing was wandering outside because of this!
Therefore, Wan Lixing was determined to tangle with Great Sage Qi Tian, no matter what, he had to take down the compensation.
Even if Monkey Sun were to smash him to death, Wan Lixing would accept it!
Although the time he stayed in the Underworld wasn't long, it was enough to completely obliterate the spirit that Wan Lixing treated money as dirt.
”You called me Monkey Sun?!” Great Sage Qi Tian's pair of Fiery Eyes of Truth was staring at him like a light bulb. Wan Lixing could even see sparks flickering inside.
Wan Lixing took out a piece of scrap paper from his mouth and placed it near Great Sage Qi Tian's eyes.
”Sssii!”
Wan Lixing satisfyingly took back the burned paper roll and put it back into his mouth.
When the Great Sage Qi Tian saw this, he was even more shocked. When did such a person appear in the Three Realms? Was he not afraid of the heavens or the earth?
”Hahahaha!” You are interesting, my Old Sun likes it! ” Great Sage Qi Tian was stunned for a long time before he suddenly laughed.
With that smile, the traffic lights in the Heavenly Court were in a mess for a moment, and Wan Lixing could hear the sound of cars colliding non-stop.
Wan Lixing only lamented in his heart for a moment, then once again recovered the state of an angry Great Sage Qi Tian.
”Then let's go to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau.” Wan Lixing said as he stared at Great Sage Qi Tian without blinking. What a joke, this monkey was really lucky to be able to keep up with him, even though Grandma Meng told him that Sun Wukong needed transportation too, but what if, what if Sun Wukong really turned things around with him? Wan Lixing didn't even have a place to cry.
When the Great Sage Qi Tian heard this, he rubbed his head and said, ”Don't go to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau either.”
”Cough cough, about that, two days ago, my Old Sun saw a white Dragon Horse sedan, and suddenly missed the little white dragon in the East Sea.” Cough cough, about that, my Old Sun saw a white Dragon, suddenly remembered the little white dragon in the East Sea, and suddenly thought of the white dragon in the East Sea. Great Sage Qi Tian said calmly, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.
”Eh? Why must you kneel to my Old Sun? ” Great Sage Qi Tian was shocked when he suddenly heard a ”Putong”.
”Great Sage!” Take my knees! ” Wan Lixing shouted loudly in his heart …
”Then tell me what to do.” asked helplessly, in terms of ability, he definitely could not compare to Sun Wukong. In terms of connections, the people that Sun Wukong offended, could probably fill the entire Heavenly Court's plaza with people …
Therefore, Wan Lixing had to thank the heavens for being able to communicate with him.
Just as Great Sage Qi Tian was about to say something, his nose suddenly twitched, as if he smelled something extraordinary.
”Why does this place smell like a human?” The Great Sage Qi Tian's Fiery Eyes of Truth appeared once again. He also learned to place the cigarette formed from the monkey hair in his mouth next to his eyes.
”Sizzle.”
Immediately, the scent of cigarettes pervaded the air, and the Great Sage Qi Tian shook his head in satisfaction, looking towards Wan Lixing's car while shaking his head.
”What are you doing!” Wan Lixing immediately blocked the Great Sage Qi Tian's line of sight vigilantly. Even if he trusted Sun Wukong's luck, bringing a girl into the Heavenly Court... The fewer people who know, the better.
”You can't stop my Old Sun.” Great Sage Qi Tian smiled, and said with slight disdain.
Wan Lixing was startled, then laughed bitterly. What couldn't Sun Wukong see through with his Fiery Eyes of Truth? His flesh and blood was probably no different from air in the eyes of others.
Just as Wan Lixing was laughing at himself, the sound of glass shattering came from behind him.
”Hmm? Where did the accident happen again? ” Wan Lixing looked behind him in bewilderment. When he saw what happened, he was petrified.
Great Sage Qi Tian used his hand to smash the glass in the rear window. A monkey head stuck its head in and curiously looked at the girl behind him.
”What the f * ck!” What happened to the Fiery Eyes of Truth! ”Why did you still use such a violent method in the end?!”
”Why?!”
”The heck!” This father's car repair fee! Monkey Sun, you don't have any money, but you still dare to be so brazen! Tathagata! Where is Tathagata!? ”
”So what you're saying is that glass can't stop your fist!”
Wan Lixing's heart was racing with joy. If he could rush out of his body, he could probably immediately trample the Great Sage Qi Tian under his feet and back and forth a few steps.