C5 (1/2)
”Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't think that a small driver like you would have such guts.” Sun Wukong retracted his head, his face had a sly smile.
Hearing that, Wan Lixing frowned, he never thought that this matter would be discovered, at the moment, he could only believe that Sun Wukong was a man of honor, but …
”Hehehe, kid, do you believe that I'll tell everyone about this?” Sun Wukong moved his face closer to his, and the treacherous aura completely surrounded Wan Lixing.
No matter how he looked at it, Sun Wukong didn't look like a gentleman at all.
After breaking the last sliver of luck, Wan Lixing sighed and said: ”Monkey Sun, tell me, what do you want to do?”
The transformation took place in an instant. The speed was breathtakingly fast.
didn't want to let the girl lose the chance of being resurrected, even if the chance looked exceptionally slim.
Sun Wukong leaned on the broken window, blocking the girl inside the window. After thinking for a moment, his pair of long and narrow eyes suddenly lit up.
”Hehehe, my Old Sun won't make things difficult for you, I'll just pretend I didn't see this. I'm quite fond of your temperament, so all you have to do is promise me that in the future, you'll regularly cause trouble for my Heaven Realm.” Sun Wukong said as he looked at Wan Lixing.
Wan Lixing was startled, and gave the Heaven Realm some trouble? Are you trying to make things difficult for me?
”Goudan, Monkey Sun, I'm not you. Let me create some trouble for Heaven Realm. If I really do this, I'll probably go and chat about life with those bastards in hell in the next moment.” Wan Lixing rejected Sun Wukong's suggestion without hesitation.
Sun Wukong was not in a rush, he plucked out a monkey hair and blew it onto Wan Lixing's head.
Sun Wukong's voice slowly faded, and when Wan Lixing finally reacted, the figure of Great Sage Qi Tian was no longer in front of him.
Wan Lixing rubbed his head, looking at the monkey hair as thin as a needle, Wan Lixing was unsure if he should be happy or sad. He had watched a lot of movies and TV shows in his life, so he naturally knew how precious a monkey hair Sun Wukong had, but …
Wan Lixing turned around and looked at the car that he had just driven a few days ago, which was riddled with injuries.
”Great Sage, can this monkey hair be exchanged for money …?”
Wan Lixing randomly found a wooden board to block the broken glass behind him, then drove away, once again on the road. No matter what, it was more important to go to the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau to get the Soul Suppressing Pill first.
As the Heaven Realm was an important location, it was not hard to find. After ten minutes, Wan Lixing found a building that resembled a pill furnace, and from afar, he could smell the fragrance of the medicine, it was refreshing.
After confirming the location, Wan Lixing found a concealed location to park his car. Before he could properly enjoy the scenery of the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau, he was stunned by the wall that was plastered with small ads.
”Treat your anger, identify yourself as a barefoot deity, and make yourself comfortable!”
”What if there's something wrong with the pet?” God Erlang's Pet Hospital welcomes you! ”
”What do we do if we get pregnant accidentally? Guan Yin will help you go through with your labor, and if you don't take an injection, you won't take any medicine. Three days is enough to see the results!”
”Ma Bairong wishes to hire a water army! Where is the Heavenly Court's Water Immortal!”
”The two of them are the same water army!”
Looking at the densely packed ads, it was hard for Wan Lixing not to be happy. What kind of nonsense was this, was the Heaven Realm's Town Security army not bothered with it?
After he ridiculed them for a while, Wan Lixing felt much more at ease. That's right, although they were called Heaven Realm, there were still some things that were not too different from the human world, and were only becoming more amusing, so there was no need to be nervous.
The fragrance of the medicine in his surroundings became stronger and stronger, and even the temperature of the air had increased by a few degrees. Wan Lixing looked at the tightly shut red wooden door, and a layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.
”Cough cough, damn it, is this a real pill furnace? Why is the temperature so high? ” Wan Lixing took a deep breath, all the heat in the air was sucked into his stomach, causing him to cough.
After walking for a long time to reach the door, Wan Lixing reached out with his hand and slowly pushed the red wooden door open. Unexpectedly, not only was the wooden door not touched by any hot air, it was even emitting waves of coolness, if he did not have a request now, Wan Lixing would even want to take this door apart and bring it back to the Underworld to use as an air conditioner.
Pushing open the door to a new world, Wan Lixing did not see the imagined scene of people walking in and out …
There was a lobby that was mostly white, and what was facing the door was a sky-blue service desk. On the service desk, however, were not some form of greeting etiquette, but three bare-chested men holding a fan and sticking out their tongues!
When Wan Lixing saw this, his entire body froze in place. But very quickly, he discovered that if he continued to stay in such a daze, he would be roasted dry sooner or later, because … In the center of the hall, there was a huge burning pill furnace, the temperature it released was enough to melt who knows how many.
Sensing that his clothes were drenched in sweat, Wan Lixing immediately rushed to the front of the service desk.
”Hello, I'm looking for Old Lord Taishang!”
The temperature that caused people to feel irritated caused the surrounding air to become illusory. Sweat dripped from his face to the ground, and it didn't take long before it completely evaporated, giving the scorching heat a moist feeling.
After the three brawny men heard this, they looked at Wan Lixing and scoffed at the same time.
”You're looking for Old Lord Taishang?”
”You think we're service personnel?!”
”We're here to watch the stove!”
Wiping the saliva off his face, Wan Lixing turned around to look at the stove that was emitting an endless amount of heat. He said: ”See what this thing is used for, why not destroy it! ”It's not that hot yet!”
When the three burly men heard this, they were so angry that their hair and beards trembled.
”Do you think we don't want to? This is the first furnace that the Old Lord Taishang used, it was placed here when the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau was established, so you let the three of us see it, saying that this is the spirit symbol of the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau, it definitely cannot be extinguished!” A brawny man standing in the middle wiped his sweat and said helplessly.