C4 (1/2)
”How do you know I'm from the Lord Cui?” Lord Cui covered his mouth with his hands. In the next moment, his front teeth miraculously appeared once more.
Wan Lixing looked at it in a daze, he could not help but be astonished, and said: ”Blowing the Mansion, I give full marks for your showing off, you just need to pick up a card, and use a loudspeaker to shout that you are Lord Cui.”
”Raising the board? With the loudspeaker? You mean the one in the mortal world who has a lot of sister-in-law and runs away from time to time like the Yellow Crane? ” Lord Cui said seriously.
Hearing that, Wan Lixing laughed out loud: ”Right, right, if you can do that, then that's what you call truly strong.”
”How could I possibly do such a thing? It's too indecent.” Lord Cui's face was solemn, he did not seem like he was joking at all.
Wan Lixing curled his lips, took out a mirror and handed it over to Lord Cui, and said: ”Take good care of your big face.”
Lord Cui took the mirror, and when he saw the five big words on his forehead, he was startled.
”Sun Wukong!” Lord Cui growled. He would not recognize the handwriting wrong.
When Wan Lixing heard this, he was also startled, but immediately laughed out loud. These five words were actually written by the Great Sage Qi Tian.
”What are you laughing for!” Lord Cui took out a red cloth from his body, lightly wiped his forehead, and the five words disappeared without a trace.
Wan Lixing did not answer Lord Cui's question. Instead, he stared straight at the cloth in Lord Cui's hands and asked: ”Give me this cloth.”
”Ah?” You want this? ” Lord Cui looked at Wan Lixing. Since this brat knew that he was from Lord Cui, he should know that this was an assessment test … Not only did he dare to kick the examiner's ass, he even dared to ask the examiner for something? This kid is completely different from the others.
Wan Lixing nodded seriously, and said: ”I will go back and use this thing to wipe the floor.”
Seeing Wan Lixing's serious expression, Lord Cui opened his mouth, but no one knew what to say.
”This is a section of the Primordial Heavenly Silk …” When Nezha was fighting with Sun Wukong, he was pulled down by Sun Wukong, and I won the bet, but you actually used him to wipe the floor? ” The Lord Cui carefully kept the treasures and sat a little further away from Wan Lixing. He felt that Wan Lixing had the potential to be a scoundrel and wanted to keep his distance from this kind of person.
Hearing this, Wan Lixing's eyes lit up. A section of the Sky Miasma Ribbon?
Seeing Wan Lixing's gaze, Lord Cui trembled all over, as if a beauty had met a scoundrel.
After exhaling, Wan Lixing continued to drive but he knew that he was probably done for. It seemed that the number one taxi in the Three Realms would have to be delayed for a while.
But now, Wan Lixing had strangely relaxed. It was just a few years of hard work, not going to hell.
”We'll drive back in another five minutes.” Lord Cui took out a piece of paper and a pen, who knew what he was doing.
”Writing my score …” Wan Lixing couldn't help but scan the surroundings from the corner of his eyes as his attention was somewhat distracted.
”Bam!”
”AHH!”
In the blink of an eye, Wan Lixing felt that the carriage had hit something, and following that, a miserable scream made Wan Lixing understand what happened.
He bumped into someone!
Wan Lixing's mind was momentarily blank, but in the next moment, he immediately turned off the engine and got off the car.
Wan Lixing's current position was a little off to the side, the surroundings were a little desolate, there weren't even a single passerby, which was why Wan Lixing was so careless.
Walking to the front of the car and looking at the scene in front of him, Wan Lixing's entire body started to tremble. He was a skinny little girl around six years old and he wore a set of tattered, short-sleeved clothes in the middle of a pool of blood.
Wan Lixing took a deep breath, squatted down and placed his hand under the little girl's nose.
”AHH!” Wan Lixing's entire body collapsed. With a scream, the little girl lost his breath.
”Wan Lixing... Calm down... ”Calm down …” Wan Lixing took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
”I'm not human right now, I'm a driver in the Three Realms... Right … In the Three Realms, this little girl will also come to the Underworld, right … ” Wan Lixing muttered.
”People under the age of 10 will be completely scared out of their wits after death and will not appear in the Underworld because there is no job for them.” Seemingly hearing Wan Lixing's words, Lord Cui's ice-cold voice sounded out.
Hearing this, the pain on Wan Lixing's face became even more obvious, he bit his lips tightly, and fresh blood slowly flowed out.
”He left just like that …” Lord Cui thought to himself as a look of disappointment flashed across his face. He picked up the pen and prepared to write down the results on his school report.
”Do you have any treasures that can hold people?” Just at this time, Wan Lixing sat in his seat and asked.
”Hmm? Pretending to be human? ” Lord Cui's hand that was holding the brush paused for a moment, and he asked puzzledly.
”Mm …” ”I want to save this little girl's body. I want to save her …” Wan Lixing said firmly.
Lord Cui stared blankly for a bit before replying, ”No, and I've already said it before. The little girl's soul should have already dispersed and scattered. How could you possibly revive her?!”
”You are a judge of the Underworld! There must be a way! ” Wan Lixing turned his head, and stared at Lord Cui as he spoke.
Hearing that, the Lord Cui seemed to be surprised by Wan Lixing's display of power, and said: ”There is indeed a way.”
With that, Lord Cui took out a golden paper and handed it over to Wan Lixing.
”Maintenance contract.” Wan Lixing focused on reading the contents of the contract.
”That's right. You signed this contract, which means that you are willing to raise this little girl in the Underworld. This little girl will appear in the Underworld, but from today on, she will always follow you, so you …” Before Lord Cui even finished speaking, Wan Lixing took the pen in his hand and wrote his name down without hesitation.
The moment Wan Lixing finished writing his name, the golden maintenance contract turned into specks of golden light and disappeared into the air.
Seeing that, Lord Cui smiled, and said: ”Right now, that girl's soul has been preserved, but you still need to bring the little girl's body to Heaven Realm, and ask Old Lord Taishang for a Soul Suppressing Pill, and fuse with the little girl's body. Only then can the little girl revive later.”
Hearing that, Wan Lixing nodded his head, then took off his jacket, and got out of the car to carry the little girl inside.
”Wait. You know what the taxi driver of the Three Realms can't do, right?” Lord Cui said in a serious tone, his tone carrying the dignity of a chief judge.
Wan Lixing glanced at the Lord Cui and said, ”I know, you can't bring people from the mortal realm to the Heaven Realm or the Underworld, not even if it's a corpse.
”Then why did you …” The Lord Cui said.
”Even though I am dead, my heart is not dead yet, and people have to be responsible for what they have done. If I choose to run away without conscience because I am afraid of something, I won't feel comfortable living in the future. Rather than living an uncomfortable life, I might as well take a stroll in hell. Furthermore, no matter how many years I have in hell, I will definitely become the number one taxi driver of the Three Realms! ” After Wan Lixing finished, he carried the little girl.
”Number one of the Three Realms …” The Lord Cui repeated Wan Lixing's words, a smile flashing past his eyes, he picked up the pen and wrote a few words on Wan Lixing's school report.
Wan Lixing looked at the little girl lying in the back row and frowned, the Lord Cui disappeared when Wan Lixing carried the little girl into the carriage.
”It looks like deities really do have some ability …” Wan Lixing muttered to himself as he drove his taxi towards the Heaven Realm.
Not long after Wan Lixing left, beside the road where Wan Lixing was in a car accident, Lord Cui was lying in the bushes, his face full of evil smiles.
”That kid should have been tricked by me …” ”How about my dignity as the head judge …” Lord Cui slowly crawled back up. Looking at the desolation around him, he sighed.
Where can we find a taxi from the Three Realms here …
Wan Lixing drove the car to a crossroads, and looked at the signboard at the intersection.
”These names are really direct.” Wan Lixing muttered to himself. He was currently feeling very calm, he had no plans on going to Heaven Realm to look for the Old Lord Taishang, he even understood that this trip to Heaven Realm would most likely be very difficult. Soul Suppressing Pill, how could something that seemed to be filled with a strong and noble aura be so easily obtainable?
But even though it was very difficult, Wan Lixing still had to try.
”Sorry, little girl …” I'll do my best. ” Wan Lixing turned his head to look at the little girl. If she did not obtain the Soul Suppressing Pill, the little girl would no longer have the chance to be reborn …
The taxi disappeared as they slowly drove towards Tongtian Road …
Wan Lixing held onto the steering wheel, looking at the white clouds on both sides of the road, but he was no longer in the mood to look at the scenery.
Carefully driving, Wan Lixing drove very slowly, even to the point where the cars at the back all honked their horns, but Wan Lixing did not increase his speed.
”What are you arguing about!” Wan Lixing opened the car window, turned around and roared angrily, and even pressed his horn.
The person behind him was stunned. What was this all about? Why did you honk at the front!?