special 12 (2/2)
Jun Fu: “Mu Yan, Mu Yan, I have someting to ask you and you must answer me!”
Mu Yan (put down the folding notebook in his hand): “Whatever A Fu like to ask, I will answer them.”
Jun Fu: “Then I ask you, ah, why do you like me?”
Mu Yan: “Very adorable, very beautiful.”
Jun Fu (unhappy): “Well, if you come across a more adorable and beautiful person, will you like her and not like me anymore, is this what you mean? Mu Yan, I don’t care about you! Mu Yan, I don’t care about you!”
Mu Yan (sweep Jun Fu into his arm and give her a kiss): “In my heart, there is n.o.body more adorable and beautiful than you. A Fu, I love you.”
Jun Fu (blus.h.i.+ng): “Mu, Mu Yan, I, I also love you.”
[Tai Chen Palace]
Feng Jiu (blus.h.i.+ng and uneasy): “Dijun, I ask you a question, you, you must answer honestly!”
Dong Hua (put down the recipe book in his hand): “What?”
Feng Jiu (blush): “You, why do you like me?”
Dong Hua: “Did I say that?”
Feng Jiu (grievance): “Then why did you marry me? Dijun you are too much!”
Dong Hua: “Since I did not say it then, I will say it now.”
Feng Jiu (feeling unhappy and grievance): “What?”
Dong Hua (whisper into Feng Jiu’s ears): “I love you.”
[Yuan Ji Palace]
Cheng Yu: “3rd Royal Highness, I ask you a question, you have to give me an honest answer! Otherwise you sleep in the study room tonight.”
Lian Song: “. . Okay. . .”
Cheng Yu: “Why do you like me?”
Lian Song (not willing to answer so try to press his luck): “You look a lot like a female immortal who I’ve liked before!”
Cheng Yu: “. . . You. . . We divorce.”
Lian Song: “Don’t be so serious, I’m just kidding.”
Cheng Yu: “I did not talk to you about the terms.”
Lian Song: “. . . . .”
Seven
When the female leads reject the male leads love declaration.
Ye Hua: “All I want from the very beginning is only you…”
Bai Qian: “Unbridled love!”
Mu Yan: “A Fu, I like you, do you also like me?”
Jun Fu: “My son, bite him.”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, move your luggage to Tai Chen Palace in these two days.”
Feng Jiu: “…… You better move your luggage to Qing Qiu?”
When the male leads reject the female leads love declaration.
Bai Qian: “I love you, I want to be with you always and forever.”
Ye Hua: “You are too old, my aunt.”
Jun Fu: “Do you know I have been searching for you all this time, still thinking about you before I died?”
Mu Yan: “It is fine as long as you don’t think about me after your death.”
Feng Jiu: “I like …… you.”
Dong Hua: “What did you say?”
Feng Jiu: “…… Like.”
Dong Hua: ”Like, what is that, never heard before?”
Eight
Ye Hua: ”My weakness is I spoil Qian Qian too much.”
Su Yu: ”My weakness is I can’t do embroidery.”
Lian Song: ”My weakness is I take liberties with young and cute girls (Lolita).”
Dong Hua: ”I seem to have no weakness, this topic is really very boring.”
Feng Jiu: ”I know, Dijun has thick skin.”
Dong Hua: ”During summer time, the mosquito cannot bite through my thick skin, which is my strength, not weakness.”
Female leads discuss male leads' shortcomings
Jun Fu: ”Everything about Mu Yan is good, except he attracts girls like bees to honey.”
Bai Qian: ”Right, you are right! Ye Hua is also like that, he doesn’t only attract female deities but male deities as well!”
Jun Fu: ”Feng Jiu, how about Dong Hua?”
Feng Jiu (unhappy): ”He likes to order me around and bully me. He is also lazy, inromantic, insensitive and with a poisonous tongue, so annoying.”
Jun Fu and Bai Qian: “. . . . . .”
Feng Jiu: ”Why are both of you not talking?”
Bai Qian: ”. . Look behind you.”
Feng Jiu: ”. . . . .”
Nine
What will the female leads do when they feel jealous?
Bai Qian: “I will tie him up and send him to Qing Qiu, starve him for three months.”
Feng Jiu: “Aunt, deity can live without eating anything ==).”
Bai Qian: “Appet.i.te and l.u.s.t are only natural.”
A Fu: “I will ignore him!”
Feng Jiu: “I will invite Xiao Yan to our home to have dessert.”
What will the male leads do when they feel jealous?
Ye Hua: “I have A Li so no need to worry.”
Su Yu: “I will behead whoever dare to touch my queen.”
Dong Hua: ”Jealousy, what is that, never heard before?”
Ten
When the male leads do something wrong, what will be the reactions of the female leads?
Song Ning: “Why didn’t you die on the battlefield!?”
Bai Qian: “You think I cannot do without you? I am going back to Qing Qiu with A Li now, don’t want to be here to see you, eyesore!”
Cheng Yu: “Go kneel down facing the wall! Or else you sleep in the study room in the future!”
Feng Jiu: “Gun Gun, mummy will sleep with you in the future.”
Gun Gun (pleased): “I love mummy the most.”
Dong Hua: “… I do not agree.”
Feng Jiu (humph): “It is enough that Gun Gun agrees.”
Dong Hua: “…”
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