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Tang Qi’s Books Mini-Special – Part 13
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A Happy Belated Children’s Day (1 June) to all my readers who are still a child or a child at heart:) Also, wis.h.i.+ng all of you an early Dragon Boat Festival (Duanwu) which will be on 12 June. Peanuts will be going away for about 1 month so there may be little or no update. Initially I plan to read the Pillow Book 2 during my holiday so I can post spoilers for all of you but unfortunately Tang Qi has postponed the release date from 12 June to the end of July:( Good news for those who wanna see Dong Hua Dijun naked as according to fans in Baidu, there will be ‘boating’ scenes in Book 2, lol. In the meantime, don’t miss me too much:P
One
What are the female leads doing on Dragon Boat Festival day?
Jun Fu: “Learn from Mu Yan on how to wrap sticky rice dumplings (zongzi), his skill is very good.”
Bai Qian: “Learn from Ye Hua on how to wrap sticky rice dumplings (zongzi), his skill is quite good.”
Yan Song: “Learn from Qin Mo on how to wrap sticky rice dumplings (zongzi), he is really good at it.”
Feng Jiu: “Dragon Boat Festival? When is the Dragon Boat Festival, pa.s.sed already?”
(Although Dijun is not around … Feng Jiu, how can you lost track of time?)
Two
Which festival do the female leads like best?
Bai Qian: “Valentine’s day.”
Yan Song: “Valentine’s day.”
Jun Fu: “Valentine’s day.”
Shao Wan: “Valentine’s day.” (I don’t know who is this woman but I think she is the female lead in the 4th book with Mo Yuan)
Cheng Yu: “Valentine’s day.”
Feng Jiu: “…… Children’s day.”
Three
Bai Qian: ”Ye Hua …… I’ve embroidered this mandarin duck pillow for half a day yet I still could not finish it.”
Ye Hua: ”Qian Qian, it is fine. If you feel tired, do not embroider anymore.”
Yan Song: ”Qin Mo, take a look, I’ve made clothes for Lang Lang.”
Qin Mo: ”Then… Song Song, did you make one for me?”
Yan Song: ”You are so rich yet you want me to make clothes for you?”
Qin Mo (hug Yan Song’s waist): ”Song Song, I want you to make for me …”
Su Chen: ”Xiao huang… why your fur is still not growing?”
Xiao huang (after smelling the aroma of the roast chicken, it looked bitterly at Su Chen, then look at its naked body): ”…”
Su Chen (looked up at the sky): ”The embroidery contest is around the corner … if your fur is still not growing, what are we gonna embroider?”
Xiao huang: ”…”
Feng (shy): ”Dijun …… I, I embroidered a handkerchief for you.”
Dong Hua (observe Feng Jiu’s expression): ”Not bad.”
Dong Hua (see some small wordings on the handkerchief: “Did you write me a poem to express your love?”
Feng Jiu (sheepishly run away swiftly) ”Read it.”
Dong Hua smilingly read out the wordings:
“Dijun I really do not like to eat your sweet and sour fish”
Dong Hua: ”…”
Four
Yan Song: ”Brother, is my singing good or bad?”
Qin Mo: ”Not…not bad”
Cheng Yu: ”Rogue, is my singing good or bad?”
Lian Song: ”… Very good, very good.” … (3rd Royal Highness dares not say bad)
Jun Fu: ”Mu Yan, is my singing good or bad?”
Mu Yan: ”Do not worry, no matter what … when compare with Jun Wei, you are definitely number one.”
Feng Jiu: ”Dong Hua, is my singing good or bad?”
Dong Hua: “Did you change your singing voice to a male fox?”
Five
Jun Fu: ”Mu Yan, I cannot sleep.”
Mu Yan: ”Never mind since you do not need to get up early.”
Bai Qian: ”Ye Hua, I cannot sleep.”
Ye Hua: ”Then we shall do something meaningful.”
Bai Qian: ”……”
Yan Song: ”Brother, I cannot sleep.”
Qin Mo: ”Well, I’ll sing you a lullaby?”
Yan Song (angry resentment): ”Brother, I’m not a child.~”
Feng Jiu: ”Dong Hua, I cannot sleep.”
Dong Hua: ”Xiao Bai, sleep lah. I’ll chant the Buddhist sutra to hypnotize you.”