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Three Lives Three Worlds Meet Hua Xu Yin Mini-Special – Part 12
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Yeah, it is three lives, three worlds special time! This week we have got guests who time travel from Hua Xu Yin. I’ve translated some sugar sweet scripts as well as some sour like lemons one to offer you a more balanced reading experience, heehee…Also, the first one is written by me, nice or not, haha?
One
Dong Hua: “According to that brat Ye Hua, your aunt Bai Qian is very good at styling his hair. They even got featured on peanuts’s blog last week. Are you any good?”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, I’ll do anything for you so I’ll give it my best shot.”
Dong Hua: “Good. Make sure my hairdo is pretty enough to get me featured on peanuts’s blog this week.”
Feng Jiu: ‘Oh Dijun, now I only notice you have so many white hair beside silver hair. Do you want me to pull them all out to make you look younger?”
Dong Hua: “….. I am young. If you dare to pull out my hair, I’ll pull out your fur.”
Feng Jiu: “…..”
Two
Bai Qian: “Ye Hua, I come to style your hair.”
Ye Hua (smiling): “Okay.”
A short period of time later.
Ye Hua (hold Bai Qian’s hand gently): “Qian Qian’s hair styling skill is as good as before.”
Bai Qian: “It is because my husband’s hair is easy to style.”
Jun Fu (happily): “Mu Yan, Mu Yan! I come to style your hair!”
Mu words (smiling): “Okay.”
An hour later.
Mu Yan: “… A Fu, are you finished yet?”
A Fu: “Hee hee … Mu Yan, you better ask Su Yi to come and help, hee hee.”
Mu Yan: “…”
Feng Jiu: “Dong Hua, I come to style your hair, tying back the hair will make you look better!”
Dong Hua: “I don’t want.”
Feng Jiu: “Why ar?”
Dong Hua: “If I look too good, you would be embarra.s.sed to look at me.”
Feng Jiu: “……”
Three
What are the female leads' reactions after being kissed by the male leads?
Bai Qian: “I’ve actually been kissed by this young brat? Surprisingly I didn’t push him away!”
Jun Fu: “Ahem, I didn’t feel anythingl”
Feng Jiu: “Ah ha ~ garlic taste pretty good! ”
What are the male leads' reactions after being kissed by the female leads?
Ye Hua: ”Qian Qian, please continue.”
Mu Yan: “Such a thing, a male should take the initiative.”
Dong Hua: “Not bad, leek also taste good! ~”
Four
When the male leads want to bathe together with the female leads.
Ye Hua: ”Qian Qian, we take a bath together.”
Bai Qian: ”I’ll scrub your back.”
Lian Song: ”Cheng Yu, we take a bath together.”
Cheng Yu: ”Rogue!”
Mu Yan: ”A Fu, we take a bath together.”
Jun Fu (shy): ”Well, all right.”
Feng Jiu (stuttering and pointing at the barrel conjured up by Dong Hua): ”Di, Dijun, the barrel is too small, it is better you bathe alone.”
Dong Hua: ”You mind?”
Feng Jiu (blush and lower her head): ”Yes, I do mind.”
Dong Hua: ”It does not matter, I do not mind.”
Feng Jiu: ”……”
Dong Hua: ”If you really mind, I can carry you while bathing, save s.p.a.ce.”
Feng Jiu (indignant): ”Dijun, you are a rogue! !”
Dong Hua: ”What did you say?”
Feng Jiu (grief): ”Rogue! Rogue!”
Dong Hua (expressionless): ”Rogue, what is that, I’ve never heard before?”
Feng Jiu: ”……”
A long time later.
Feng Jiu (change into a fox and cheerfully jump into the barrel): ”Dijun, I don’t want to inconvenient you by squeezing you, see like this I do not take up much s.p.a.ce!”
Dong Hua: ”…”
Five
When the female leads declare ”I love you” to the male leads.
Ye Hua: ”Qian Qian, come over here.”
Su Yu: ”I love you too.”
Dong Hua: ”I didn’t hear you, say it again.”
Feng Jiu (blush like a cooked lobster): ”I’ve already said I love you, didn’t you hear it?”
Dong Hua (rubbing his nose): ”Why would I hear it ah?” (Dijun you actually want to listen a few more times ……)
When the female leads once again declare ”I love you” to the male leads.
Ye Hua: ”Qian Qian, come over here.” (Forever unchanged speech)
Su Yu: ”I’ve already known you love me.”
Dong Hua: ”What then?”
Feng Jiu: “This is it.”
Dong Hua (unimpress): “Oh, then I go to bed.”
(Dijun, don’t you want to listen a few more times? Dong Hua replied: ‘I want to listen how many times is up to me, she does not want to say also have to say, otherwise I’ll cook sweet and sour fish for her.”)
Six
[Xi Wu Palace]
Bai Qian (put down the novel in her hand): “Ye Hua, are you really a heartless deity as seen by others?”
Ye Hua (put down the folding notebook in his hand): “. . . Can be considered so, Qian Qian, why are you asking this?”
Bai Qian: “I’m just a little curious as to why someone heartless like you will like me?”
Ye Hua: “This is all fated.”
Bai Qian (embarra.s.s): “Then, what do you like about me?”
Ye Hua (smile): “I like everything.”
[Chen Palace]