90 All of You Perverts Must Die! (2/2)
“It’s me, I didn’t fake my voice, can’t you recognize it?”
The Lady Boss’s jaw fell to the ground.
“Wang Lu! You !@#!@#!?”
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“Hahaha, this big miss’s name is Wang Lu, why haven’t you two come and pay your respect to me?”
“…”
“In short, because you guys are not useful, I have to do it myself, but it doesn’t mean I’m into this.”
“…”
“I got this inspiration when I saw my reflection on the water… alas, although I’m not that handsome, but before I reach puberty and my secondary sexual characteristic fully mature, I can still fake being effeminate.”
“…”
“Don’t just stare at me with an open mouth like that, I am here to ask your opinion, am I passable as a woman? I’ve spent quite a bit of time to achieve this appearance, so it should be enough. I’ve thought about the details, but I don’t have the time to think all of it.”
“…”
The Lady Boss and Wen Bao were still in that pair of horror-stricken expression, motionless like a stone sculpture.
Wang Lu helplessly shook his head and then reached out to touch the Lady Boss’s chest...
Bam! Another painting on the wall appeared.
A certain two-dimensional painting reluctantly said, “... Aren’t you supposed to still lose your spirit? Just now, that defenseless posture of yours is like luring a snake from its hole?”
The Lady Boss’s face blushed as her hands covered her chest. “You stinking rogue, dead pervert, you… are disgusting!”
Wang Lu jumped down from the wall and angrily retorted, “It’s all because of your flat chest incompetence! Otherwise, why would I, a good looking man from a respectable family, need to betray my appearance? I’m under a huge mental pressure you know!?”
“Dead pervert! Get away from me! And don’t try to breathe, your perverted breath will pollute the air of the entire county!”
“Damn! You, this flat chested girl, what makes you think you’re better than me!?”
The Lady Boss was furious, but then her eyes turned; she couldn’t help but quip, “You say I’m flat chested… But you’re a man, what’s with your big chest then? It doesn’t seem like it is filled with apples, cotton or something.”
Wang Lu sighed and patted his chest, which created a bam, bam sound.
“This…” The Lady Boss was stunned, and then she suddenly understood. “Did you adjust the shape of your ribs!? My goodness, you actually sneakily practiced this skill!?”
Wang Lu couldn’t help but chuckle. “Isn’t Non-Phase Sword Bone a method to train the bone? Although uncomfortable, I can still bear if it’s just one or two days. In any case, as long as no one touches it and I don’t move too much, there’s not a big difference with the real thing.”
“The magnificent Non-Phase Sword Bone is being applied like that by you, really…”
“If the leaders are not virtuous, the people can’t be expected to be virtuous. This self-made method perhaps has been used by master on an even more lower act. For example, the third leg bone and so on… my insignificant skill could not be compared to that. Okay, that’s enough for today’s chat, I’m going there now to seduce someone.”
The Lady Boss was taken aback. “You want to go now? Just like that? Are you sure? Before this, Wen Bao and I need to perform for quite a while before they took notice!”
“That’s because you two are too weak [2], that’s why I have no choice but to increase the foreplay! And with my strength, why should there be a need for a lubricant?” Wang Lu sneered. “Later on, you’ll see. I’ll make you experience this professional adventurer’s prowess!”
“More like a pervert professional adventurer…”
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Before long, the three people arrived at the front of the guest courtyard once again. The Lady Boss and Wen Bao were peeping from a secret spot. Wang Lu, wearing female attire, walked towards the entrance with a confident smile.
While hiding in the shadow before he appeared in front of the guards, Wang Lu had drunk a bottle of liquor; his breath immediately smelled of alcohol!
Then, Wang Lu’s step began to stagger, swaying left and right like a drunken beauty.
Under Lady Boss’s dumbfounded stare, Wang Lu slowly opened his mouth and began to voice out a burst of sorrowful weeping sound.
“You, this dead heartless… After you found a new one, you cast me aside. Your previous solemn pledge of eternal love was a lie!”
Lady Boss thought that a lightning strike had suddenly appeared on top of her head, and all in front of her turned black as she went unconscious.
This, this was a worldview destroying scene. Although it was easy for a cultivator on the level of Wang Lu to fake their voice into a woman—in fact, even Wen Bao could do it, however, remembering that the true identity of that lovelorn woman who drowned her sorrow with liquor was that guy, Wang Lu...
“Excuse me, I’m looking for my jaw that just fell on the ground.”
Meanwhile, seemingly unintentional, while crying, Wang Lu walked towards the entrance.
The two guards guarding the entrance naturally saw this under the night drunken woman. The two knitted their brows, feeling that something was odd with this scene. However, for a time, they could not grasp what was it that was odd… In any case, they would just treat it as if they were watching a play. Although that drunken woman seemed to be in a difficult situation, after a careful look, they found out that her look wasn’t bad at all. Especially that lethal organ on her chest, it was seriously unlike anything this Marquis County, this remote county, could produce.
The two guards assumed a wooden expression as a pair of loyal gatekeepers. However, their eyes betrayed their expression as they continued to focus their attention on her. However, after a while, they didn’t need to pretend they didn’t care anymore.
Because that woman had staggered forward and unexpectedly rushed into the bosom of one of the man!
That guy froze for a moment. Subconsciously, he wanted to push away the woman. But the drunk woman’s arms were surprisingly quite powerful. He couldn’t pry her hands away from his arm.
“None of you men are good! You’re all fickle and insatiable!
“Let… let go of me!” Cold sweat began to pour out of that brawny guard. If he let the Immortal Teacher or the housekeeper see this, he would not be able to keep his job. However, although that woman was dead drunk, it could not cover her outstanding beauty. Therefore, he couldn’t bear to hit her.
The other brawny guard was stunned for a moment. But, when he wanted to come over to help, that woman bawled even more powerful, she even sat on the ground and refused to move!
While the two were in a dilemma, the gate was opened, and the housekeeper came out with a furious look. “What the hell is happening here!? If you annoy the Immortal Teacher, do you think we’re going to get paid!?”
The two guards immediately rushed to tell the whole story and busily lifted up a certain drunken woman for the housekeeper to look.
Upon smelling the thick liquor scent, the housekeeper immediately frowned. However, when he saw the woman’s appearance, especially the towering whiteness that peek below the messy clothes...
“...Damn! This is just what we need.” The housekeeper gritted his teeth and called out a mysterious servant from the courtyard. After asking several questions from that servant, the housekeeper turned toward the two guards. “You two, bring this woman in.”
“What? But this woman…”
The housekeeper said through gritted teeth, “Damn it! Although we don’t know her background… but this time, we can’t afford to be picky! Immortal Teacher is already not interested in that group of women a long time ago, but in this small county, where could we find women that suit his taste? We found one for him today, but he rejected her because of her small breast!”
“But, won’t it…?”
“There is already protection array arranged personally by the Immortal Teacher in this guest house, so we don’t need to worry.”
The two guards could only nod. In any case, this was the housekeeper’s idea; the two of them were just following the order. Thus, they carried the already passed out drunken woman inside the courtyard.
Inside a room with the woman, after looking around and finding out that there was no one near, the housekeeper carefully closed the door and mumbled to himself, “This girl’s chest is much more bigger than the previous tomboy.”
At the same time, in a nearby dark corner, the spectator, Lady Boss, who watched all of these from afar, was already fuming with anger!
“All of you perverts… must die!”
[1] A Chinese folk tale. See:
[2] Can also mean inferior.