90 All of You Perverts Must Die! (1/2)

When little Ling’Er recovered her memory again, she found herself standing outside the guest house courtyard wall. Her body was still wearing that exquisite dress. The water vapor from when she took a bath hadn’t completely gone; it was just that… with the backdrop of a setting sun, that slender figure appeared to be so lonely and filled with grief.

After staring blankly for a few moments, Little Ling’Er’s stupefied brain gradually cleared up. A strange smile hung on the corner of that young woman’s mouth before she strode towards a certain direction in the county.

Meanwhile, Wang Lu and Wen Bao, squatting in a secluded alley, were each savoring some steamed cake and cooked meat.

“Senior Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling… is really okay?”

Wang Lu swallowed the meat patty and then laughed. “Rest assured, women are born actresses. Just now, wasn’t there someone who came to confirm your identity? Obviously, she has infiltrated the enemy’s base. Soon, we’ll probably see the result.”

“... It’s just that, I always feel like Sister Ling seems to pay a great sacrifice for this.”

“What is there to sacrifice? She won’t be taken advantage of, on the contrary, all the people around here would regard her as the fairy who has descended to the world. So, that guy’s heart would definitely be thrown into confusion! Do you know why the disciples on the Spirit Sword Mountain never compliment her as beautiful as flower look?”

Wen Bao thought for a moment. “You’re right, they never… why? Actually, Sister Ling is indeed quite beautiful.”

Wang Lu hissed, “So what if she has beautiful look? People there can’t let themselves see her as a woman based on the temperament that she showed there. Just like my Master. Objectively speaking, she’s also a beautiful woman, right? Let alone seeing her as a woman, do you even see her as a human?”

“... That’s true.”

“Right? However, as long as little Ling’Er is willing to play along, fooling a dirty old man would be no problem. It should be said…” Wang Lu wrinkled his brows. “Her stature is quite thin. However, nowadays there are not that many lolicon perverts, but perhaps that dirty old man is actually one of them! But he has to accept her poor value as she doesn’t have breasts, hahaha!”

Although Wen Bao could only understand some parts of it, seeing Senior Brother Wang Lu’s laughing out loud happily, he also echoed him and laughed foolishly. But suddenly, his laugh came to an abrupt halt.

At the entrance to the alley, a young woman stood with her back against the sunset. Her slender shadow covered his field of vision.

As if it was a nightfall...

Wang Lu looked up, saw the girl, and was about to laugh and welcome her triumphant return, but the next moment...

“Wang Lu, I’m going to kill you, aaa!”

With an astonishing power, the young woman dashed forward. Her figure seemed to look like a blur of electricity, then a heavy blow landed on Wang Lu’s face.

Bang!

The youth flew like an artillery shell, and with a booming sound, slammed the earthen wall on the side and stuck there.

Her powerful punch suspended him on the wall like a painting!

——

“... So that’s how it is. Unexpectedly, there’s actually such a thing.”

With a very large black eye, Wang Lu made a bitter expression and then sighed.

Just now, Little Ling’Er just finished recounting him the humiliation that she suffered in that guest house courtyard—of course, Wen Bao had already rushed to a distant spot, leaving Wang Lu to talk in private with her. This lifetime’s humiliation story must never be heard by another person, lest she would be forced to shut that person’s mouth.

The story also greatly shocked Wang Lu, making him stare dumbfoundedly for quite a while. Even he, no matter how professional his adventure spirit was, would have never expected that there would be such a dramatic change to the situation. That dirty old man was not only depraved, he was also a pervert! Tasteless!

How dare he discriminated against flat chested girls!

Wang Lu therefore sighed. “Sister Ling, it’s really hard on you… pfft!”

Initially, he wanted to comfort the girl’s bruised ego, however, in the end, he could not stop himself from laughing.

Of course, as the result of that, he was once again hung on the side wall.

“If you laugh again, I will beat you, this main culprit, until you can’t stand up!”

Wang Lu gently touched another of his black eye and fought back his nearly uncontrollable urge to laugh. “I won’t laugh, I won’t laugh. I have profoundly understood my mistakes… After going back, I will certainly give you a sincere compensation.”

Little Ling’Er gritted her teeth. “Who wants you to compensate! How can you compensate!?”

Wang Lu thought for a moment. “Actually, I know several folks prescriptions that can enhance your breast. Sister Ling, you…”

Bam!

After the third time he walked away from the wall, Wang Lu helplessly sighed. “Sister Ling, do you really want to practice Ma Liang’s magic brush [1]? If this goes on, I will really turn into two dimensions!”

“I, I... “ Little Ling’Er somewhat at a loss for words because she quickly realized that, in making the plan, Wang Lu had never intended to harm her. However, the resentment in her heart was difficult to subside, what else should she do?

Wang Lu’s face sank as he seriously said, “Of course, someone is responsible for this injustice, so we need to find the real culprit to take revenge on him.”

Little Ling’Er has lost her enthusiasm. “How? Our sneak attack plan has failed.”

Wang Lu was also somewhat embarrassed. “Yeah, unexpectedly, that guy is a pervert, he doesn’t have a normal taste… If we don’t go this way, it would be really difficult to enter that courtyard. Wen Bao and I are not good at stealth and changing our look.”

Little Ling’Er coldly snorted. “If we can’t go by the front, we’ll just go around and sneak from the back. I am not comfortable with this anyway.”

Wang Lu inwardly thought, “I think there’s another reason why you feel uncomfortable… at the beginning of your offering-sex-for-money play, didn’t you feel happy about it?”

However, if they wanted to go through the front door again… Wang Lu still somewhat hesitated. With their current lineup, to win against the six stars elder and the four stars emissary were still possible, but to catch them would be really hard.

And if they didn’t catch them, the incident would arouse their sect’s suspicion. Later on, when they look for their main base, it would be extremely difficult to catch their Sect Leader. Moreover, this incident would likely to initiate the opposite party’s retaliation, making the situation more complicated.

In the end, a sneak attack was still the best possible course, because, until this time, they still have the biggest advantage of being in the dark while the enemy in the light.

Thus, the problem was back to the original question, how to infiltrate the courtyard and catch the two adulterers off guard?

Honey trap was still the most effective method, unfortunately, the Lady Boss was good looking but lacking in the chest department. However, besides Lady Boss, where could they look for another good looking cultivator that was powerful enough to subdue a Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator? Would he have to go back to the Spirit Sword Mountain to recruit another member? The other disciples were already all over the region doing their own experiential learning, so it won’t be easy to recruit one.

Alas, if only Junior Sister Yue, who couldn’t be forgotten by a certain someone here, was here, he could come up with some tricks. But now, their team consisted only of a flat chested girl, a fatty, and a...

Wang Lu sighed, bowed his head, and suddenly, his eyes caught a puddle of water on the ground. The surface of the water was as flat as a mirror, which perfectly captured the youth’s slightly anxious face.

Hey! Wait a minute, that’s it!

“Sister Ling, could you please wait for me here with the fatty. I need to do something.”

Sister Ling thought that he had the urge to defecate, so she lightly waved her hand. “Just go.”

After the time it took for someone to finish a meal, while little Ling’Er was a bit bored standing at the mouth of the alley and was ready to leave, suddenly, she saw a person walk from a distant.

That person was a medium built, elegant and beautiful young girl. The girl dressed in a gorgeous long skirt, which increased the beauty and charm of that delicate young girl by several points. The girl walked while swaying her hips like it was natural to her and the flirtatious expression on her face was unbounded.

Seeing this person, Little Ling’Er subconsciously frowned. In particular, seeing that girl’s towering pair of racks, her mood began to turn dark, and an inexplicable raw hostility brewed in her heart.

The hell! How could this kind of person appear in this desolate county? The people here were supposed to be malnourished with withered figures! A small county’s people should have the appearance befit of a small county! How could that person’s chest be so huge? She must be a professional wet nurse!?

Then, under little Ling’Er’s complex eyes, that strange woman suddenly turned around to smile and then walked straight to her.

“... What do you want?” Little Ling’Er was upset, especially since the woman stood straight in front of her as if intentionally or unintentionally showing off her breast; it was a blatant provocation!

“Hey, it’s me.”

“Who are you? Do I know you?” Little Ling’Er automatically replied, and then she completely froze.

Because that person’s voice was too familiar! Obviously...