88 My Familys Little LingsEr Has Never Been This Lovely (2/2)

Wang Lu was silent for a moment. “Excuse me, that was a wrong pitch. Let me try again, okay?”

“Try your ass! Let me tell you, this dirty trick of yours, don’t even think about it!”

Being flatly rejected, Wang Lu was taken aback, but then he sneered. “Humph, Sister Ling, to put it bluntly, you are not confident in yourself, am I right?”

“Ha! Don’t even try to provoke me!”

“I admit that if it’s purely from the outside, as a woman, you are absolutely nothing short of beauty.”

The Lady Boss slightly looked up, trying really hard not to look smug.

However, Wang Lu’s next remark immediately made her burn with anger.

“However, women’s beauty not only depends on appearance, but more importantly, is the temperament. This is equivalent to the internal force of a martial art master or the immortal heart of a cultivator. I’m not trying to disparage you, Sister Ling, but as a woman, your temperament is really bad.”

“Hehe.”

“Honestly, if there’s no other candidate, I really don’t want Sister Ling to take this risk. Because the probability of failure is too high, and it may also bring you serious psychological scar… Alas, since there’s no other choice, I and fatty will go to a brothel to spend some money to find a few cheap prostitutes.”

The Lady Boss was enraged. “You mean I’m no better than a few cheap prostitutes!?”

Wang Lu quickly shook his head. “How could I dare? It’s just that this industry specialized in feminine quality, while you, Sister Ling…”

“Enough!”

Little Ling’Er roared, her true qi burst out, shaking the entire alley that the dust on both sides rustled and fell.

Seeing little Ling’Er venting out her frustration with that roar, Wang Lu was also startled. He had never seen her this angry—could it be he went too far this time?

After he and Wen Bao looked at each other, they both thought that things had become a bit tricky. If they really provoked this “great-aunt” too far, she might run back to Spirit Creek Town in anger. By then, the two of them would have no chance of defeating the Sect Leader of the Seven Stars Sect who was a Xudan Stage cultivator—let alone a Xudan stage cultivator, they could not even do anything to the combination of these two four stars and six stars.

As for now… a flash of idea suddenly entered Wen Bao’s mind; he quickly winked at Wang Lu in secret and then used their previously agreed secret sign to tell him the ingenious plan that he had just thought out.

Kowtow! Senior Brother, kneel down and kowtow!

To deal with sister Ling, this trick has one hundred percent success rate!

However, the thing that Wen Bao could think of, how could Wang Lu not? While he inwardly sneered and prepared to call her master again, he suddenly heard a sneer from sister Ling.

“At the end of the day, you, Wang Lu, are trying to goad me into doing this… don’t take me as a fool.”

Wang Lu said with a smile, “Sister Ling, you are a wise martial god, who would dare to take you as a fool?”

Little Ling’Er ignored this insincere flatter. “I can see that you revealed some of your innermost thoughts in your previous words. Humph, I never thought you actually think of me like that.”

The Lady Boss’ smile turned increasingly cold. Although her reaction seemed to have been expected, Wang Lu still could not help himself.

“Little Ling’Er, that…”

“Don’t ‘that’ that with me. Being goaded into this point, regardless of whether I dare or not, I have no choice but to step up and meet it head on.”

Upon hearing this, Wang Lu was surprised that for a time; he was speechless. Then, his face lit up. “Ooh, sister Ling, sure enough, you are indeed righteous, a role model for us!”

Little Ling’Er sneered. “Don’t get excited just yet! This thing may not be that simple. Do you think I’m just going to sell myself for sex just because of your words? How could there be such a cheap thing?”

“Em, sister Ling, are you going to charge then?”

“F*ck! If I charge money, what would that make me look like!? I want to make a bet with you… If I do this, then your so-called feminine quality arguments are just pure nonsense.”

Wang Lu hurriedly tried to appease her. “It’s all nonsense talk from the start, don’t take it seriously, Sister Ling!”

“Then, I want you to apologize.”

“I apologize to you!”

“Humph, what’s the use of this wishy-washy, insincere apology of yours?”

“Then what do you want me to do?”

“... I haven’t think about it yet, just consider this as you owe me one.” When she finished talking, the Lady Boss looked up and glanced at Wang Lu; her eyes rolled, and her face revealed a deeply meaningful smile.

“But, when the time comes, don’t think that you can easily get away with it!”

“Em…” Being stared at by that pair of twinkling eyes and a faint smile, inexplicably, Wang Lu suddenly felt that his heart started to beat faster.

However, he ignored this and responded loudly.

“Rest assured, Sister Ling’s great kindness and beautiful countenance will definitely be engraved in my mind! I will remember them every night before I sleep!”

“Humph, be careful you’ll die from excessive ejaculation.”

“No, as long as I think of Sister Ling, I will naturally be as spirited as the dragon and fierce as the tiger.”

“F*ck! I’m not going to bother with you about this again! How are we going to continue? Do you have a plan? And, do I really need to dress up?”

Wang Lu’s spirit shook; he quickly said, “I do have a plan. But, I don’t think you need to dress up or something. Sister Ling’s natural beauty is like a clear water on top of a lotus, an ornate artwork! Your makeup is just right!”

“Em, I think so too…”

[1] Similar to second second generation rich. See: