88 My Familys Little LingsEr Has Never Been This Lovely (1/2)
Wang Lu stood up, shook his head, and said to Wen Bao, “Tell me again the details of that scene; there is valuable information in it.”
Upon hearing that, the Lady Boss froze and then humphed. Realizing that she might wrongly accuse the other party, she no longer tried to stop him.
Without any other option, Wen Bao had to retold the sex scene once again.
Wang Lu clicked his tongue. “This old man can still get it up… then, according to your observation, the only woman that has sex with him was the one sitting on his lap; the other woman were just topless. Can you remember if there are any clues that indicate the other women have had intercourse with him?”
Wen Bao was startled. “Um… Let me think about it.”
After a moment, he shook his head. “It seems like there’s nothing.”
“... In that case, I think I can explain why a four stars emissary become a six stars elder.”
The Lady Boss curiously asked, “Explain to us.”
“That fry fish at the Dog Ear Mountain didn’t lie to us. His contact person is indeed just a four stars emissary, and the four stars emissary is also impossible to become a six stars elder overnight… The truth is, the six stars elder that the fatty saw was another person.”
The Lady Boss’s eyes grew wide. “Another person? Then, where is the four star emissary?”
Wang Lu smiled. “Who do you think the person hanging on that six stars elder’s body?”
“Hanging on?” The Lady Boss froze for a moment, and then her cheek quickly turned crimson; she spat out, “Are you saying that those two…”
“Probably doing double cultivation or something. Well, aren’t trash level sects like them quite fond of doing this kind dishonest practices? If nothing else, it will increase their magical power considerably. Although the side effect could not be brushed aside, I don’t think they care about that too much.”
The Lady Boss nodded in agreement, but then she wrinkled her eyebrows. “If those two are doing double cultivation… then what were the rest of the women doing?”
Wang Lu rhetorically asked, “When you sing a song, wouldn’t there be several dancer dancing on the back?”
“... Just for the fun of it? Tsk, what a degenerate couple!” The Lady Boss resentfully gritted her teeth.
“Ai, when they’ve gone the double cultivation way, it’s easy to become degenerates. However, this is good actually. At least, they didn’t blatantly grab some girls on the street. They can do anything they want behind closed door, as long as there’s nothing to do with the outsiders. This is indeed an important detail.”
“What?”
“Think carefully; the current situation is not favorable for us. Our opponent is not just a four stars emissary, but also a six stars elder. And because they are a double cultivation couple, perhaps they could display the special effect of ‘love is more solid than gold’. At the same time, my most powerful weapon is still in the Wang Family Village, so overall, we don’t have a big advantage in this conflict.”
The Lady Boss also agreed with his judgment. “And then?”
“But we still have a huge advantage: we are in the dark, and the enemy is in the light. As long as we fully exploit this advantage, we may be able to smoothly solve the problem.”
“Do you want to plan a sneak attack? I’m afraid that’s not going to be easy. Since those two is addicted to double cultivation, they would rarely go outside, so how are you going to do a sneak attack if they just stay in their room?”
Out of good moral standard, the Lady Boss didn’t oppose the sneak attack plan, but instead proposed a specific example where the plan might be difficult to implement.
Regarding this, Wang Lu already had his own plan. “Very easy, if they won’t come out, then we’ll go in.”
The Lady Boss laughed in spite of trying not to. “They’re on their own turf and have definitely made some precautions. At the same time, you and Wen Bao are sword cultivators who are lousy in spell casting, how are you going to secretly sneak in?”
“Why would we need to sneak in? We are going to enter ‘fair and square’.”
“... Are you sick? What kind of plan is this ‘fair and square’?”
Wang Lu had to sigh. “No wonder your tattered inn will quickly go out of business, you, as a boss, has a really worrying IQ.”
“Sh*t! My family inn still has over ten thousand daily turnovers, it’s far from going out of business!”
“Then a hundred years later, the turnover can only be one hundred.”
“Then let’s speak again one hundred years later! Enough about that, how exactly are you going to solve this problem with your professional adventurer high IQ?”
Wang Lu approvingly nodded. “Actually, the solution is obvious. That six stars elder definitely has the personality of a perverted old man. If we can’t exploit this glaring weakness, my professional adventurer spirit will cry.”
“You want to take advantage of his lust?” The Lady Boss was still not too clear about it, but she vaguely had a bad premonition about it.
And then she found out that Wang Lu and Wen Bao, with serious and focused faces, were staring at her with great anticipation. She finally understood what Wang Lu’s plan. “Don’t even think about it!”
“Hahaha, Sister Ling, don’t be shy. You’re a black star of cultivators; as long as you can launch a surprise attack, even if the opponent is a Yuanying expert, you can beat the opponent into a pulp, let alone a Foundation Establishment small fish. As such, you are the best candidate for this sneak up plan!”
“Heh.” The Lady Boss coldly sneered.
“Moreover, Sister Ling, you’re as beautiful as the flower… no, you’re absolutely stunning! I’m afraid, even seeing you alone would make that old pervert fall head over heels for you; he would break down without a fight! If not you, who!?”
“Hehe, you have very good eyes… Wrong!” The Lady Boss, who had just relaxed a bit, immediately turned serious. “Which idiot who recently said I was rude, brutal, and un-feminine?”
Without skipping a beat, Wang Lu turned to look at Wen Bao. “Is that you?”
Wen Bao was scared shitless. “What does this have anything to do with me!?”
Wang Lu shook his head sadly. “Sister Ling, looks like the blasphemer that rudely accused you is difficult to catch at the moment. Therefore, I urge you to set aside this minor contradiction first and instead fully use your stunning beauty to…”
Sister Ling sneered and interrupted him, “To seduce that old goat!? Wang Lu, you really have the nerve to make this request!”
Upon hearing that, Wang Lu couldn’t help but startle. Indeed, although sister Ling looked like your average country girl, she was, after all, the Sect Leader’s daughter, a proper second generation [1]. Asking her to do such a thing was indeed a bit too...
A bit too exciting! Hahaha!
“Sister Ling, I know that, as a woman, you have some reservations to be associated with such an act. This is not rare, but the world has changed; money is everything now. Only by letting loose of this reservation can women openly pursue their happiness. Other women have already unshackled themselves from this, and only you who could not; they have free reign to these happiness opportunities, leaving you only with the leftovers! Just think…”
Before he could continue, Little Ling Er already coldly interrupted him, “Are you trying to lure me into doing this like the brothel owner luring innocent young woman?”