c4 (1/2)

”Here...You no longer have any business with me right?” I said, showing my lack of patience with an annoyed face as I hand in the form to Di Yana.

Like a teacher checking the a.s.signment of her students, Di Yana cautiously read the written answers word for word while taking a few glances at me with a face of doubtfulness.

...Do you really have to be so serious? It's just a meaningless form. What are you trying to covet after, reading it so seriously? Have you fallen in love with me? You are in love with me right? But I'm sorry, I...

”I guess it's fine now.” Di Yana snorted, breaking my line of thought. Her face fully shows her bad mood, like a child that have received a toy that she hates.

Don't come and find trouble with me if you are so unhappy about it. You could have just let me scribble some things and hand the form in right?

”Humph...This is such a waste of my time. But don't you misunderstand this, it isn't for the sake of you that I spent so much time on you.” Di Yana said proudly the standard tsundere slogan coupled with the standard crossing of arms at her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, the standard raising of her head, the standard pursing of lips and turning away from me with the standard swing of her ponytail.

Hey! Your ponytail hit me! Ow! I'm should be thankful that the settings for your character isn't a tsundere twin ponytails girl or otherwise, I will be feeling double the pain.

Besides, I got beaten by you at least 10 times, got thrown stones at in the past, gotten some signs that my hair is going bald and the muscle of my nape almost getting carved out. After all this, how could I ever possibly develop feelings towards you? It's fortunate, that I haven't misunderstood all this as your attempts to murder me.

”If there's nothing else, I'll be going back...” I sighed, declaring myself going back to my loner mode.

However, without realizing the aura of a loner that I've been putting out, Di Yana grasped firmly at my s.h.i.+rt collar while I was thinking about escaping. ”Come to think of it Fo Mu, 6 years has already pa.s.sed since you came to this village right?”

Spare me already! Just let me go! I beg of you! The potatoes are awaiting the return of their master! They should be feeling lonely!

Furthermore, this shrew has read my name wrongly, I'm called Fa Mu.

You clearly remembered me coming to this village 6 years ago, but you don't even know my name? In the course of these agonizing years, you have thrown stones at me yet you don't even remember the target's name? Where did you come from, you devil? Just because I'm a lowly creature, I'm not even worth to be remembered?

”What do you want from me again?” I said with a weak voice, not mentioning the issue with my name as I no longer want to have any business with her again.

”It has been 6 years already, why haven't you integrated into this village? Is there something wrong with you? Or do you felt that we are untrustworthy? Di Yana asked, pouting her mouth with an annoyed look like some sort of resident's committee auntie. Though, as the elder daughter of the village chief, she ought to think about these problems.

However...

f.u.c.k! For the past 6 years, Laozi could not integrate into this village. Why do I interpret that you are saying that it's my fault? （Laozi is an arrogant way of addressing oneself）

The string governing reasoning snapped in my brain, with endless fury within me, I snarled. ”Firstly, ignoring the disrespect from you all towards the G.o.d of potatoes, the reason why I could not integrate into this village, isn't it all because of you guys throwing stones at me every day?”

”When...When did I throw stones at you every day...” Di Yana reb.u.t.ted. But her voice gradually became smaller while simultaneously turning away her line of sight and muttered. ”Besides, ever since I became 18, I have not gone there anymore...”

Hearing this sentence, I became even angrier.

”Don't you clearly remembered? Also, when was your 18 years old birthday? Last Friday right? Your family opened a feast in the village, launching fireworks all night long and hired entertainers from the cities to perform. How...However!” By now, a few veins have protruded on my face. Clenching my fist hard like a potato, I shouted the last sentence with tears . ”However, you never invite me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”

Di Yana bit her lips and hangs her head low. Her face is now completely red, her fist trembling gripping the corner of her s.h.i.+rt as she can't find anymore excuse to rebut.

Seeing as she did not resort to violence like always, I got slightly emboldened and push my luck, continue to complain. ”Even if you have not come anymore since last Friday, your little brat brother still came...Ow ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

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Hu!

A straight punch that metamorphosed into a strong gale struck me directly in my abdomen, launching me into the air for half a meter high. The powerless me fell down to the ground after being pulled by the force of gravity.

The d.a.m.n brocon transformed into Asura mode and threaten me, with her mouth that could shoot out fire. ”If you dare to say one more ill about Wu De...I will shred you into pieces...”

”Sorry...” I apologized with a coa.r.s.e voice and closed my tearful and tired eyes.

Ah...G.o.d of potatoes...Did you come to receive me?

[Villager (Level 1) has died...]

[It is a common occurrence to win some battles and lose some battles, chivalrous hero please start