1 Phantom Pen15 and His Dudes (2/2)

Ricedoctor, Givemethatchicken, Dildo Swaggins were all speechless. Well, so much for that domineering declaration of war on the pubs. Now, off went their dignity with their custom outfit.

But since their stream was on, the players inside the game immediately began shouting, ”They naked now! The naked dudes are Big D!”

Ricedoctor: ”AK”

Givemethatchicken: ”P92”

Dildo Swaggins: ”P1911”

Phantom Pen15: ”You guys serious? There are more than 20 people out there wanting a piece of our ass, and two of you only have a pistol? And not even a good pistol?”

Ricedoctor: ”But yo, Phantom, what did you get?”

Phantom Pen15: ”Alright let's move forward. We will head east, there's a UAV by that watchtower.”

On the stream, the readers began spamming the chat with laughing emojis as they watched Phantom Pen15 crouching along the wall with just a crowbar.

Phantom Pen15: ”Oh hey, Uzi, my favorite.”

[Uzi: DMG 26, SPD 350 m/s, TBS 0.048]

Note: DMG – Damage, SPD – Bullet speed, TBS (Time between shots at maximum fire rate)

Dildo Swaggins, ”Wait, didn't you say you hate that gun?”

Phantom Pen15, ”Beggars can't be choosers -Rice, second-floor window, 195, Dildo, roof, 210”

(Note: In PUBG, players can see the compass bearing at the top of their screen, allowing them to refer to locations by the bearing number, with North at 360, East at 90, South at 180, and West at 270.)

Da da da, pew pew pew.

[Ricedoctor killed Herpes_Free_Since_03]

[Dildo Swaggins killed In_Jail_Out_Soon]

The two enemies were quickly finished off.

The squad quickly moved towards the East direction, and they were only three houses away from the vehicle by the watchtower. Although Phantom Pen15 originally wanted to drop in this popular zone to try and break the kill-count record, he immediately changed his mind upon hearing that they would be up against at least 4-5 hostile squads that were teaming up against them.

Maybe for comedic effects, maybe he didn't want to embarrass himself on stream for dying right away, he was the reincarnation of the biggest p*ssy right now.

Well, a pretty skilled p*ssy actually, with great leadership skills.

Phantom Pen15: ”A man's gotta do what he's gotta do, and sometimes that involves playing cautiously. Quick, plan B.”

Givemethatchicken dazed out for a bit. ”Wait, what's plan B?”

Ricedoctor: ”Be a B*itch.”