Part 12 (1/2)
Why is a fishmonger never generous? Because his business makes him sell fish (selfish).
What is that which works when it plays and plays when it works? A fountain.
What is that from which you may take away the whole and yet there will be some remaining? The word wholesome.
Why are fowls the most economical things a farmer can keep? Because for every grain they give a peck.
Why is it dangerous to walk in the meadows in springtime? Because the trees are shooting and the bulrush is out (bull rushes out).
Why is a vine like a soldier? Because it is listed and has ten drills (tendrils) and shoots.
If a man who is carrying a dozen gla.s.s lamps drops one, what does he become? A lamp lighter.
What belongs to yourself, but is used more by your friends than by yourself? Your name.
A man had twenty sick (six) sheep and one died; how many were left?
Nineteen.
Which is the best day for making a pancake? Friday.
What is that which everybody has seen but will never see again?
Yesterday.
What four letters would frighten a thief? O I C U.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
Why is a spider a good correspondent? Because he drops a line at every post.
When is the clock on the stairs dangerous? When it runs down.
Why is the letter âkâ like a pig's tail? Because it comes at the end of pork.
What is the keynote to good manners? B natural.
Why is a five dollar bill much more profitable than five silver dollars? Because when you put it in your pocket you double it, and when you take it out you will find it in-creases.
Why is a watch like a river? Because it doesn't run long without winding.
What is that which flies high, flies low, has no feet, and yet wears shoes? Dust.
Which is the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of your nose.
When has a man four hands? When he doubles his fists.
What trees has fire no effect upon? Ash trees; because when they are burned they are ashes still.
What is the difference between a schoolmaster and an engine-driver?
One minds the train and the other trains the mind.