34 What is a sHeros to a God-Emperor? (1/1)
As we enter the town, we notice that all of the adventurers are looking at rem's chest, including the female ones. I take it as them being a bunch of idiots who think that she's beautiful and that they can take advantage of her. I send them all a wisp of my Ren but instead of a wisp of ren, it turns into a mass of energy that pushes them back about 10 yards. They are terrified and run away. I look at Rem and she's starting to really get pissed off. Then the perv named Kazuma explains as quickly as he can to avoid future misunderstandings ”Please stop throwing people around PLEASE! They're just confused! they don't know what bras are in this world cus they don't exist! They're wondering why they look so perfect!”
We both look at him incredulously and at the same time ask, ”Are you serious?”
”That was my reaction when I transmigrated, It really didn't make sense to me either.” he then mutters ”But it's better this way...” to which he earns a double glare. I then continue ”I need a goddamn drink, I've never had one, but I think this is the most necessary action to take. Just get as hammered as possible.”
10 minutes later, We enter what is the only tavern in town ”Rem is fuming and goes to the bar with me and says. ”Give me your strongest liquor for two, I've run out of patience for today and I need to stop thinking for a while, and if one more person looks at my chest I'm going to literally rip their head off so don't even think about it.”
A woman sits next to us, she is wearing blue attire and I mean multiple shades of blue. too much god damn blue. It really hurts my eyes, and the only redeeming quality of her outfit is the yellow ribbon that's around her shirt-collar.
She says, Stuttering, ”this lowly goddess-in-training, Aqua greets the G-G-G-God emperors p-p-please forgive Kazuma, for w-w-what he did earlier.” she then cowtows slamming her head onto the ground multiple times in apology.
I look at her in confusion and so does rem. I roll with it though. and say ”Shut up! I've had enough trouble today so go the fuck away.” even if I wasn't a 'God Emperor,' I would have said that. But from now on I'm going to act the part for however short or long we end up being here. At this rate, it will be short.
2 hours later
I ask no one in particular, ”Why the fuck are we not getting drunk yet?!” at this point Rem is just hitting her head against the table in frustration. we ask for their best room as I will 20 Unmarked gold pieces into existence. we need to work this stress off. I hand over 10 gold to the bartender, and 10 to the person who is going to lead us to our room.
But before we can, I see a blonde man with a comically strong looking sword and armor that are clearly less than up to par. He says ”I see! I see! The Villains, who have pushed around people through the town all over the place are in HERE!” He Pulls out his stupid sword, and continues ”fear not! I, Hero of this world and future killer of the Demon Lord will-- I interrupt Him as aqua looks absolutely terrified, ” What is a hero to a God-Emporer.” He responds, like a fool, ”What is a god-Emperor to a non-believer?!!”
Aqua Nearly has a heart attack and her eyes go as wide as saucers, expecting him to turn into a blood-mist.
I respond.
”Still a god-Emperor.” as his sword shatters and I send him flying out of the building, going through several walls and landing unconscious in a ditch across the way.
I grab the key and head up the stairs with Rem after looking at the room number.