33 More nonsense. (1/1)
I and rem nod our heads to each other and then, stop exerting our will over the air we become visible, and we drop to the ground in front of them, The Idiot with the green attire looks immediately terrified by the fact he couldn't see us in the air earlier, Attempts and fails to pull out a dagger, Juggles it a bit, Cut's his finger on the blade and screeches ”Ahh!!! what w-w-what do you want?!”
I look at him and the immobile girl on the ground, and Rem and I say at the same time, ”we just want directions to the nearest civilized town.” We look at each other and laugh because we never decided, who was going to talk.
The guy in green, Looks at rem with some lust and says ”Oh but what are you going to do for me, Kazuma the awesome and amazing, if I do? I feel mana Being gathered around Rem's Pants and I immediately use my will to counter the spell that I feel is coming towards her. As the stupid kid shouts, ”STEEEEEEAAAAALLLLL” and all of a sudden I'm Holding a pair for boxers, I look at Rem and she turns red and Her Heavenly Demon horn is starting to come out, I grab Rem by the shoulders as everything starts to shake! the ground gives way, and rocks start floating up Iike dragon ball Z I panic and say to rem, ”stop! stop stop stop!!! we just got here, don't destroy the world and ruin our vacation! please! He's just a stupid kid! I'm sure that there aren't a lot of idiots like him in this world!”
Rem's control is massively better than when she was in the world we came from, So she immediately takes a long deep breath and calms down- mostly, through gritted teeth she says ”Fine I will let this pass just once, but if he ever uses that spell again on anyone I'm going to rip his head off.”
”I then say
This idiot named Kazuma Is going to be the death of us all. I look at him as he is frozen in fear and a bit of liquid is forming on his pants along with a yellow substance falling onto the ground beneath him. I cast my cleaning spell but it sends him through a storm of water and he starts spinning in a circle like he's in a washing machine as he lands painfully on the ground, I hand him back his boxers.
Surprised by the power of a simple clean spell here, I roll with it and say ”That's a warning. if you do that again you don't have to worry about Rem you will deal with me. slowly and painfully.” Rem then says rage still lingering in her eyes, ”Now lead us to town, you shitty pervert!”
He nods multiple times like a chicken pecking on corn and then mechanically picks up His drooling, Grinning, unmoving companion and begins to walk us to wherever a town is.