7 *SPOILER TITLE AT THE END**REWRITE* (1/1)
I was in line number 42. Yes, that's right, 42. For some people who have read stowaways manual to the universe, this would be hilarious. Simply because...
”Side to side jumps! 30 seconds! GO!” at the literal speed of Mach-10 breaking the sound barrier each step. I had given at the end of the test, the calculator a meltdown once it hit 42001 tracked steps. I looked as if I was phasing in and out of reality with how fast I was. That was more than 1400 steps a second mind you. I had to retake the test multiple times to make sure I wasn't cheating somehow Even though it was quite obvious that I handled it with his real abilities.
After that fiasco, I decided to make a game out of it... ”1500 meter run! On your mark. Set. Go!” and I finished it in .00024 seconds. And since the stopwatch had no internet connection and only Stopped the count upon sensing movement of an image matching the runner.
The weightlifting competition was next, I told a worker I was going to put 42 tons of weights in a metal box used for trash compacting because they were very sturdy. I, with one hand, lifted 42tons. That's 84000 pounds.
Everything I did had either some variation of the number 42. My shotput throw? Flew 420 yards in a second and shot through the roof going to orbit... Myvertical jumping? I jumped 420 feet just missing the roof that was 500 meters high. He asked the worker to set the whack-a-mole from 20 moles a second-- to 42. And then the punching machine. I didn't want to break it. so I held back as I hit it with 42000 Psi, after which the machine exploded even though I wasn't trying that hard- these stats are ridiculous!
I then was escorted to a single room where I took a test about my moral character. Answering every question. The problem with the questions was morality. And in the instructions said. ”Assume you are a normal human with no training nor powers” answering in a way I felt correct.
And then after a quick review--
(chairman Agoni POV)
a group of men sat around the table. One of them was blast- the current 2nd most powerful hero, although one seat was empty.
”We need all the help we can get. I feel like the monsters are getting stronger. We need more S-class heroes.” putting down the copies of the report on everyone nodded. ”Are we in agreement? He may be a little... chaotic on the scale of morality. But his morality and sense of justice aren't to be laughed at. he will follow the law until such a time the law endangers the people. According to this test.” said chairman Agomi as he continued.
”I won't lie. He saved my son 14 hours ago. Which is why I'm adding enough funds to the hero association to continue the legacy of the woman who once thought of as an enemy due to an unfortunate accident... now our strongest hero, Masked-blood-red-widow. She informed me in a letter by the usual method, that today would be the day her son, William winds, a student of Bang. Will be attempting to join us. this is to be a secret. His mother is not to be mentioned to him. ever. She will approach him when she is ready. We don't want to piss off our only SS class hero. if she were ever to become a threat the world would end.”
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Minutes later, I opened the envelope, and read the results. S-class morality. S-class intelligence S-class ability and strength. S-class control. A big S was stamped on the page and written over. With the results... a large smile suffused my lips.
Title: S-class hero. SS-class mother. Exponential stats.