15 Chapter 15 - Interlude (2/2)
<The rise of Dracula! In theatres now!> the poster has a very ugly looking vampire man with wings and the typical old style suit.
”Pfft! Hahahahahaha! Funny! right? Would you like to see it, I hear it is very good.”she laughs hysterically while looking at his expression.
”What!? Who dares to make such drivel!? I'll slaughter them!” Alucard yells at the top of his voice which shakes the surroundings.
”Calm down! It's just a movie, nobody believes any of it anyway. I just wanted to see your face before we goto the real place. Kukukuku.” She says and then chuckles again.
”Damn it! It still pisses me off, just show me where the real thing is, Police girl!”
”Ok, ok! Don't get your panties in a twist, master! The real place is across the street, I just wanted to have some fun.” She says as se points to a bar that looks to be barely filled with people.
”What's in there?”
”That's a pub master. It is a place humans goto to drink alcohol and watch tv.”
”Can't they just do that at home?”
”They can, but they have more fun doing it with others than by themselves. After all, drinking alone begets loneliness.” She sighs as her master stares at her with anger.
”Is this not true master? You always seemed lonely by yourself.” She asks innocently.
”Whatever! Why are we here?”
”We are here to wait for some people to show up and while we're waiting, I figured we could drink something together.” She says with a blush.
After a couple hours later, both Seras and Alucard have had an impossible number of drinks and are everyone is looking at them with a weird look.
”Damn it Police girl, I'm tired of waiting! Just tell me why we're here.” He says while glaring at the surrounding humans.
After everybody turns away and start conversing amongst themselves, Seras says the reason why they're there.
”You remember how I told you that Hellsing is going to get attacked on the 3rd of September, the night of the Round-Table Conference?”
”Yes?”
”Well I was asking around a couple nights ago and those brothers who attack us are here right now assembling their force.”
”Really? They're doing this weeks ahead of time?”
”Yeah, they have to get their army of ghouls trained and ready to use a couple weeks from now.”
”How slow. So why are we here?”
”I figured you would want to see them before they come and try to kill us. Well I mean you, they don't know about me yet.” Seras says with a smile.
”Why would I want to see them? They'll die anyway.”
”I don't know, it beats doing nothing all night, broading on your throne.” She pauses and sets her head down on the table. ”Plus I figured something fun might happen while waiting, but it seems that nothing will.”
Just as she thinks that a person walks into the pub. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a bandana that has a gold eye looking upward. The man himself looks foreign as he has dark skin and piercings all over his face.
{Master, that is Jan Valentine, the younger brother of the Valentine Brothers.}
{He looks incredibly weak.}
{That is because he is. Even I can defeat him easily, his brother though is a different matter.}
{Oh? That sounds like a decent opponent, where is he at?}
{I'm guessing he isn't going to show up, the big brother is the one who plans things. Jan is more of a henchman who just enjoys death and torture.}
{He's leaving with a human, are we going to follow him?}
{nope! We have more important things to do, let's go.}
”Where are we going, Police girl?”
”Master? Have you ever heard about golf?” Seras turns around and smiles.
After about 4 hours, around 3 AM Alucard and Seras arrive back at the gates of the estate where a couple soldiers are guarding the compound.
”Hahahaha, did you have fun tonight master?”
”I don't know, but it did spark some interest in me to go out again sometime in the future.”
”I'm just going to take that as a yes, if you didn't you wouldn't want to do it again, right?”
”True, by the way. That mini golf thing is difficult.”
”Yeah, it was pretty funny seeing the faces of the people when you used your powers to cheat.” Seras chuckles.
”Don't remind me of that, Police girl. You play that game way too well.” Alucard grimaces at the major defeat.
”Hahaha, there is finally one thing I'm better than you at. I had a lot fun tonight master! Thank for coming with me!” She smiles in happiness as she remembers the night in her head.
While they're approaching the gate, one of the soldiers comes up and stops them.
”Hey you two, stop right there. This is private property and I'm going to have to ask you to leave before you get hurt.” He says while holding his gun ready to shoot.
Both Seras and Alucard stop dead in their tracks and look at the soldier like he is a humongous idiot. As they're not moving away, the other soldier comes up and speaks.
”Listen to my coworker, these are real guns with real bullets, we don't want to hurt you. So bugger off!” He condescendingly says while leering at Seras.
After that, both of the vampires look at each other and grin creepily.
””Hahahahahahaha!”” They laugh in almost the same exact way at different pitches.
”What a great ending to the night, I'll take the right one. Police girl you can have the left one.” Alucard says while smiling.
”Don't hurt him too much master! Sir Integra will get mad you know!” She says while walking to the guy who leered at her.
”What the hell? Fire some warning shots Mike, they'll leave with their tails between their legs.” The soldier Seras is walking torward says as he pulls the trigger.
As the shots are coming closer, Seras waves her right arm and catches the bullets that the man fired. She then clenches her fist and drops the combined mass of bullets in her hand.
”What the fuck!?” The man yells as he loses sight of Seras and feels a pain in his legs as he passes out.
”Seriously, passes out from me breaking his leg? What a weakling.” She complains as she looks at her master who ripped the man's arm off and tossed it to the ground.
”I said don't hurt him too much! Sir Integra is going to yell at us now!” Seras berates him.
True to he words, by the time dawn arrives, Integra has already been yelling at them for 4 straight hours while they kneel on their legs.