Chapter 75：High Level Mystery Box (1/2)
3 days to live.
”Welllll~ the points start coming and they don't stop coming~
Fed to the sluts and I hit the ground cummin'~
Didn't make sense not to live for pum~
Your d*ck gets jerked but your head gets numb~”
This was Ben's reimagining of ”All Star” by Smash Mouth. It was his victory song he composed in his sleep, an ode to the joy of getting nuts off and collecting achievements…
Fariq wasn't home now so Ben was alone in his room, sitting on his bed and going through yesterday's results.
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Hide and Skeet (uncommon) - Use environmental cover to set up a seduction opportunity]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
”All those hours in X-COM paid off…”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Post-Apocalyptic Currency(repeatable, uncommon) - Get a handjob from a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
”It's better than eating each other…”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Domestically Challenged Hobosexual(fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act in public]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
”Home is where the c*ck is...”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Exploring the Great Outwhores(fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act outdoors]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
”Technically, it was a mother-daughter handjob if you include mother nature…”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cuckmaster Chief of Netori(repeatable, fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act with a new woman in an ongoing relationship]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
”It's nice to know that's repeatable...Reading it like this though, I do feel bad. The poor guy is in the hospital, after all. I'll send him a get well green hat… /s”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Brokeass Dungeon Slayer(repeatable, fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement on a new dungeon character of at least mini-boss status]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
'What does my wealth matter? To become an adventurer, all you need is a plan in your brains and courage in your hearts…' Ben already considered himself to have a secondary nervous system: his penis(brain 2) and testicles(hearts 2 and 3).
Even though the system didn't give him a dungeon event yesterday, it still classified Lia as a mini-boss because she was promoting there.
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Free Semen Samples(uncommon) - Have a woman taste your sperm…by choice]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
”Free samples here! Cum...get your free samples!”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Bird-Style Aberdeen Snowball(fine) - Have a woman taste your free semen sample, then kiss an unknowing third party]