Chapter 74:Karmic splooge (1/2)

Ben was proud of his no-hands no-scope cumshot... 'One shot...one kill...'

Not only did he hit the bullseye, but he conserved ammo. 'Rechargeable protein bullets...'

He believed they possessed magical properties, possibly used on JFK...

Despite being on the leaderboards now, Ben believed it was more important to learn lessons from the experience so he could succeed again. Today, he learned something important. 'So it turns out going for a kiss once or twice isn't enough sometimes, you might even have to do it many times.' Ben knew his persistence was a major factor in his hookup with Lia. He was glad he pushed through.

'Even though we didn't go all the way, I'm sure I got some nice achievements. Should I look at my alerts?' Ben received many alerts when he was with Lia. 'No, I don't want to check them here. It's getting late. Might as well do it at home.' As he prepared to go inside, a familiar face walked out to the smoking area.

With a pack of cigarettes in his hand, Tyler stood in place for a moment as he gawked at Ben. Then he laughed. ”It's you…forever alone huh?”

Ben snorted. 'I haven't seen this guy since I embarrassed him at the gym some weeks ago. I guess it shouldn't surprise me this pool of jello's here...since Domina's so close to the dorm.' Several weeks ago, Tyler's provocation would've agitated Ben, but now? He viewed Tyler as below him. It would be like getting mad at a small barking dog. That's why Ben only walked past him, not having the time or interest to argue with this random c*ckbroker...

As Ben left, he didn't notice that two seductive green eyes shimmering within a sea of red hair were watching him from an upstairs window. They gazed at Ben's back with intrigue as he disappeared inside the bar. Then, losing all interest in the scene, they faded back within the dark interior...

Tyler gazed at Ben's back. Sneering, he walked over to the wall to get shelter from the wind so he could light a cigarette. When he arrived, he sniffed the air. 'Why does it smell like a swimming pool?'

He shook his head, taking out a cigarette and putting it in his mouth. ”Damn wind.” Unable to light it due to a sudden strong gust, he moved closer to the wall. 'I'm surprised that dork was here. He's lucky I haven't looked for him, since I still owe him for that gym incident. I should think of a nice payback to make him my bitc—Ahhh!”

As Tyler contemplated the dao of douche...his foot slipped out from under him, sending him crashing onto his back.

*Thud*

”…Ah, f*ck.” It hurt but he was uninjured. As he posted his arms on the ground to get up, he touched something sticky... Scrunching his face, he brought his hand in front of him and observed it. Still unsure, he took a whiff… That's when his face turned pale. ”IT'S JIZZZZZZZZ!”