40 Cooking with kids... and one adul (1/2)

Okay and welcome to cooking with Joe! We in this program will show you, our viewers, how to cook various things that I know how to make (and definitely didn't google the recipe for). In this episode I will be cooking some pork chops and mashed potatoes with some kids. And Tsunade since she is apparently hopeless in the kitchen.

This program also serves the purpose of not having fights all the time since that gets boring. That's right Dragonball, I'm calling you right the fuck out. Same with Naruto. Now why do I call them out? Well because literally any time that they try to do something that isn't a fight in order to make it seem like they don't just live to fight and train, it looks like filler! I don't have the heart of a warrior and can't keep fighting all the time so you guys get to put up with things like me cooking!

Wait where was I?

Oh yeah, ”Alright, so who is the oldest one out of all of you? Whoever is the oldest gets to help me with an important Job! No Tsunade. I know you're the oldest, but I mean kids.” Midway through what I was saying Tsunade tries speaking up to tell me she is the oldest. Time and place for sarcasm Tsunade.

One of the little girls, this one with light red hair (A/N: I mean like a ginger. Not like an Uzumaki, if you don't know what that is, well look it up, they have red hair) raises her hand so I smile, ”Well you get to be my assistant! So what do you want to help be in charge of? Cooking the meat, or helping with the side dish?”

The little girl cocks her head, ”Uh, sir what's a side?” Ah. Well that is a problem I need to fix first.

”Alright, well I guess I should say first that there are parts to a dish, the most important parts are the main dish and the sides. A main dish is something like meat, and the side dish is something given along with it. There can be no sides, 1 side, or as many sides as you wish to have really. Make sense?”

The little girl raises an eyebrow for a moment before nodding. The boy raises a hand, ”What makes something a main dish?”

Hm, I don't really remember too well myself honestly. Was I ever really taught that anyway? No, I kinda just went with the flow... oh god what if I throw it around aimlessly.

I'm slowing down time till I can think of what it is.

After around 10 minutes of slowing down time... what? You saying something about slowing down time for something like this?

Fuck you! This is trying to keep some of my pride!

Anyway, I finally came up with a common theme, it's usually something that is very filling! I start time back up and smile before responding to him, ”Well the main dish is usually something that is filling to you and can be seen as the most important piece of the meal.” I even added a little bit to the end to go and make the impact a little bit more, heh.

Why am I going so far to impress this kid? Well this little sh- kid went and said that cooking is for girls of course! Granted almost every women in my family cooks and almost none of the males cook, but I do! I take pride in my cooking ability too! This is my vengeance to him, convert him to the way of food.

Also I'm putting him on breading duty, heheh. Little pun- kid will have gunk all over his hands and be unable to clean it off, else he'll let his team down, muahahah! Yes I am evil, no I definitely didn't just plan this revenge right now. It's an amazing revenge plot! I mean he's a kid, I'm not going to frame him for robbery, especially since it was just a kid being a kid.

The little girl with red hair (A/N: I am not going to name them since I don't plan on making them recurring characters and as you guys can tell, I have shitty naming sense :p ) speaks up, ”Umm, I'll go and work on the sides. Uh! Please sir!” Well she seemed to have been taught manners decently.

I smile, ”Alright, you will be working with Tsunade then. Don't worry either Tsunade, I'll help you guys first, but I want to go and get these 3 to know what they will be doing first. You guys should also watch this too actually.” I wave to have them walk and follow me to the counter I put all of the materials at.

”Alright, this will be your job okay? So you pay special attention, 'kay?” I smile as I crouch down and rub the smallest girls head. I hold an egg up so that everyone can see it, ”Now I don't know how you guys go about with eggs in your world, or if you even have them (A/N: I don't remember so I'm going to just make it like the MC doesn't know either) but what you do with them is this” I take the egg to a bowl's edge right down the middle of the egg. Then with two hands I pull the ends apart and let the egg fall into the bowl with no shell.

”Now did everyone see that? If anyone wants to see better come up closer. Oh yeah, side note. Don't let any of the egg shell fall into it since it won't be very good eating it.” I then repeat the process with a second egg, doing nearly the same movements but this time I let a bit of shell get into it. ”Now this time, I let some shell get into it so that you all could see how small it can be. Now if you can help it try to not let there be any shell, but if it's just a little bit don't worry too much. I'll show you how to get it out now.” I put my fingers into it and pulled out the shell piece, I then put the piece into the shell I had set off to the side.

”Easy right? The most important part comes afterward though. This goes for cooking at any time, but you must make sure that your hands are clean before you go and do anything that isn't part of what you're working on!” They all nod and I demonstrate washing my hands by making some water cover my hands then after some soapless scrubbing I breathe some light flames to dry my hands.

Everyone looks at me with wide eyes, including Tsunade, or maybe I should say especially Tsunade. Heh, now that I think about it I never did go and show anyone in particular that I have all the chakra natures. To show off a little bit I breathe a bit of light wind at the kids, making them all giggle, yes even the unruly boy.