32 Calm Before the Storm (1/2)
'Informing host, there is a comment.'
”Son of a bitch. What is it this time? I was going and reading all of the updates to my manga!”
'Well, this was a threat to host, system assumed it to be high priority host read this.'
”Fucking fine, give it here. I'll read my manga later. 'Hey, you need to get dark magician girl as a member of your Harem soon or else I will have the author go and put you into mirra nikki with the yandere's chick psycho tendencies turned up to 11 and her horniness to 10. Strap-ons and other sadistic things.' Okay I feel I need to discuss 3 things here.”
”Hm, well first things first is what the absolute fuck man. You don't just wish that on someone!? I am not into fem doms, yanderes, or anything that was just mentioned there. Like sweet jesus she's bad enough at normal levels so why would I go and want that. Second I am making a Harem? When did I go and say I wascgoing to get a harem!? Did this bastard author go and set me up for more bullshit? I mean sure it would be awesome and many guys dreams, but I don't know if I can go and handle that many women. Well then again this is one of those bullshit novels so I probably will either get more dense as time goes on or pervy as shit. Author please think before you act next time.”
”As for the last thing, well I approve but sweet jesus she needs different clothing. Also I think it's worth noting that I have no control over this shit, I have to get them from that damn lottery thing and I don't have any of those tickets left. Well I guess I do have those gifts that I can hope for, but well that's for later. Now I've answered your questions, lemme sleep since I've done this so many days in a row now.”
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After standing up I noticed that my muscles started to finally started feeling like they are back to normal, maybe sleeping in an actual bed makes a big difference in how fast and well I heal. I sigh since I know that the conversation with Olivier won't be an easy one at all, but I need to do it, especially since my summons aren't already loyal to me, need to earn that somehow right?
As I walk out of the room I pull the blanket up on Tsunade and smooth her hair out a bit. She may be hostile sometimes, but she really does care, and I hope that I can help care more, not really just for her but also for myself, I can feel myself slowly losing grips and having someone there to help me would go a long way honestly. Well, I'll worry about that afterwards, I just have to make sure I don't end up hurting her or myself in the process, I can't handle it after how much I was hurt before.
I walk out to the living room and see Olivier sitting in my armchair sipping some tea rather elegantly, Jiraiya sitting on the couch drinking some tea with a neutral face, Ezio and Orochimaru are talking in the kitchen, and Alucard is... where is Alucard?
”GOD DAMMIT, ARE WE IN AFRICA? WHERE ARE THE OUTLETS!” Found him. I walk towards the couch and sit near Jiraiya before leaning forward and resting my head onto a fist and sigh to try and mentally prepare myself for this.
Then after seeing me get there Jiraiya moves to talk, but is interrupted by Olivier, ”So, I believe that an explanation was due to us since I can hardly believe this summoning crap. I want answers, and you are in a position to give them. I have been waiting for well over a day while you were crying and then sleeping so patience is wearing thin. If it wasn't for your tea and food being good I would have long since marched into your room and brought you out here.”
Yeah... I can sense the fury so I should hurry up, but I don't want to repeat myself. ”Ezio, Orochimaru, Alucard, pretty much everyone really. Don't want to repeat anything.” I lean back and rub my temples while waiting for everyone. What in the hell am I going to say? I really have no clue, I need to work on not going and spewing out everything that can come back and bite me, but I also feel I need to be honest with them... I guess I'm already in too deep and I need to actually rely on what allies I have right now, at least until I get stronger and can handle myself.
Ezio and Orochimaru go sit on the opposite couch from me and Tsunade apparently woke up and sat down by me, leaning onto my shoulder and yawning slightly. Alucard, well I expected him to just go and sit on the other arm chair, but well he just floated in upside down and said something about bitches and complained about the lack of outlets for, well I think it was for his phone, I didn't catch it because well I was thrown off by Tsunade who already caught me off guard.
”Well, so as everyo- Actually give me a second. I need to go and make it so that we can't be listened in on or watched.” I lean to the floor and put a seal onto the floor that I got from something new I found, I get some memories from the skills I steal. After making sure that everything is fine I go back to talking, ”So, for many of us here this is not our original world. I am from a world, well, put simply is similar to many of your worlds, it's like Alucards but well supernatural things don't exist, like Ezio's except for the fact that it's from the future and Templar's and Assassin's don't exist, and as for well, Olivier your world has Alchemy and that whole equivalent exchange deal.”
I inhale because that was a long fucking spiel, then I continue, ”Now that you guys know a little about the other worlds that they are from, let me mention this world, and then I'll mention my wholedeal. So, this world is basically a world full of ninja's, the plot actually starts a lot longer than into the future and I have honestly suffered enough from talking about the future so I won't deal with that. This world is on the verge, well no, is in the 2nd shinobi war. I already fucked up the timeline to the point that Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade aren't the sannin and a few other things. Yeah I think that's a good summary.”
I pinch the bridge of my nose a bit and exhale. I don't know how to talk about this next part, ”As for me, I don't want to reveal too much, but well I'll talk about the things that I, quite stupidly, revealed and well I'll go a bit into more detail.” You know, how is Alucard actually being this quiet? Oh he's on his phone, makes sense honestly.