26 Not having a great day (1/2)
(A/N: I'm fine. This is about ya boy Joseph)
Fucking shit man, my head hurts, I do t remember drinking anything that would give me a hangover though. I reach my hand up to touch my head, or at least I tried to.
My hands wouldn't move away from my sides so I opened my eyes and looked around, only to see that I couldn't move head either. ”Okay okay, I get it, this is some sex thing right? I don't roll this way do if you could let me go that'd be great” Honestly, bad prank. You don't tie a guy up like this without permission at least, and even then I wouldn't have said yes, I'm not a fan of being tied up.
After I finished talking someone spoke from the side of me, a surprisingly deep voice male, ”Heh, a funny man are you? Well let us see just how long you'll be able to crack Jokes once our boss gets here. Who knows, maybe if you cooperate you'll be able to keep on living and cracking jokes!” Okay so this definitely isn't a sex thing. This is more a hostage thing and I should be more worried about getting raped, tortured, and/or killed. Maybe not even in that order.
I must've frowned since the deep voice man started laughing off to my side in stereotypical villains laugh. Here let me give you an example: Haha, haha, HAHA, MUAHAHAHA. Yeah that kind if asshole villain. I try flashing away but I'm not able to, which makes me remember what happened to me before I pass out.
I try making a shadow clone but it seems as if my chakra is sealed off, shit! I try using my own strength to get out of the restraints but nothing is working. Maybe if I use my Nature energy? Nope, whenever I gather it at all it gets sealed off right away apparently. Shit!
Man I probably would've been fine if I just went to my house or the Hokage's office instead of the gate! I just wanted to be cool like in some of those novels I've read, plus man, whenever I see the main character in an anime make a big entrance I can't help but go 'Damn, they're cool.' You know? I guess real life can't be that kind of cool though since people react differently as compared to a scripted anime.
That's already clear since I killed Danzo and now all the villages are attacking the leaf... wait, all the villages are attacking the leaf! Fuck I forgot! I thought it was just a single village attacking and completely forgot that the Hokage told me it was all the villages attacking us, fuck me.
I need to get out of here to help, it's already the next day and I was supposed to be there already! Shit, damn these straps. Why are they so strong? I can't even look down to try to see what kind of seal it is that they used on me, bastards! Well even if they did let me see I wouldn't have been able to do anything with it since I can't move my hands or use my chakra.
After a few minutes of me struggling I hear another voice from behind me, another males voice, ”Ah, I see that my team of elites captured you successfully. Now that I am here we can begin and I can get all that... Juicy information that you've got in your head about the future. So, are you going to tell me willingly or...” All of a sudden in front of my face is a man with a mask on his head, when he exhales a puff of purple smoke comes out, ”Are you going to do this the hard way? I'm kind of hoping you'll do it the hard way, it has been oh so long since I've had someone to torture.”
Fuck man, does Hanzo seem way more psychopathic than in the anime or is it just me? Wait! Analyze him!
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