11 Ism tired of being forgetful (2/2)
Karma detection- 1,000 SP
HUD - 500 SP
Jobs- 10,000 SP
*Locked*
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Well I guess those are some decent starting out System upgrades. There will probably be more once I get to a certain level or something like that.
Okay now for my upgrades!
[Host Upgrades-
Chakra condense (Next rank)- 10,000 SP
Chakra Increase(Next rank)- 1,000,000 SP
Chakra Purity Increase(Next rank)- 500 SP
Bone Density(Next rank) - 10 SP
Muscle Density(Next rank) - 10 SP
Muscle Enhancement(Next rank)- 10 SP
Eyesight Improvement (Next rank) -10 SP
Immune system Improvement (Next rank)- 100 SP
Skin Durability(Next rank) - 10 SP
*Locked*
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Wow that is a lot. How many points do I have left over?
Hm, 1,010 points left over. I need to find a way to increase them faster. Well that's a problem for later. Imma buy that breathing technique for 50 points! What thought I was joking? Have you not seen Jojo? Hamon is great.
Okay 960 left, heh almost 69 ehehe. ”Wow, who fed me crack today? Arthur it was you wasn't it? Hm, you adorable little cat.” I pet Arthur a lot before rubbing my face on him.
Where was I, oh yeah 960. Heh nine and six. Focus Joe Focus! Okay, Map and HUD!
360 left, hmm. I wanna make this be spent evenly. Okay, buy each of the improvements for myself that cost 10!
Hahaha I will be stronk! Well once I get past this pain apparently. I thought I had pushed past this stupid pain but there's still more? God I will kill myself one day at this rate.
Okay, lets see, 310 now. Maybe I should get another technique? Why not. Let's see... hm, what technique costs 10 points? Well 10 sets of the Kama sutra bundle would. Ha just kidding nope.
Ah screw it I'll just go and get something else. Can I like just buy a farm area in my dimension or any other kind for that matter?
'Host must level up system to unlock this to be purchased in shop'
Bastard. Okay.
Well I don't really need much else so I guess I'll save up after this. Status!
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Joseph Walner
LV: 24/???
XP: 2645/6451
Strength: 15
Charisma: 16
intelligence: 15
Luck: 17
Dexterity: 15
Stat points:
Chakra{
Chakra: 753,002,230
Chakra Regen: 3000 per minute
Chakra Density: 2.5 (30x)
Chakra Impurity: 89%
}
SP(System Points): 310
Skills-
Stolen:
Master Hand Signs ... Master Chakra Control ... Master Self Regeneration ... Expert Sealing Techniques ... Wood Release ... Advanced Taijutsu ... Advanced Kenjutsu ...
Earned:
Yin Release ... Yang Release ... Yin-Yang Release ... Expert Spying Techniques ... Basic Genius ...
Bought:
Expert Analysis ...
Innate:
Skill stealing ... Personal Dimension ... Skin Durability (Rank 1) ... Bones Density (Rank 1) ... Muscle Density (Rank 1) ... Muscle Enhancement (Rank 1) ... Eyesight Improvement (Rank 1) ... Immune System Improvement (Rank 1) ...
Learned:
Jutsu (Various) ... Kenjutsu (Various) ... Taijutsu (Various) ...
Items-(New!!!)
Techniques:
Breathing Technique ...Memory Capacity ... Memory Speed (A/N: Imagine these as just the books. Skills will later come with practice.)
System Improvements-
HUD ... Map ... Party Function ...
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Interesting Interesting. I love seeing my stats so high, well at least my skills. My stats are depressingly low.
'10 is the average human on earths stats.'
And the stats of the average apprentice Ninja?
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Strength: 25
Charisma: 10
intelligence: 15
Luck: 10
Dexterity: 30
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Yeah, that's what I thought. I just have the advantage of me knowing how shit will go down, that's about it. Even that isn't too good right now but hopefully those techniques will help me.
Oh yeah, I pull out the breathing technique book and hand it to a new shadow clone to practice. Lazy? Sure as shit am. Man the Naruto world is great.
I start playing with Arthur when all of a sudden information flooded into me, the clone for the breathing technique finished reading! I summon 20 clones to all go and practice it while I go back to playing with Arthur. By play I mean I put my head on him while laying on the bed and he licks my hair. We both have an agreement, I feed him and he puts up with my eccentricities. At least usually.
After a half and hour(yay for HUD) I hear a knock in my door. Man it's 3 PM, take long enough?
I open the door and it is the Hokage, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and surprisingly Minato.
”Uh? Welcome?” I move out of the doorway and let them all come in. Jiraiya activates blink step and immediately claims the couch and puts his feet on the coffee table. Usually I'd yell at him but honestly I don't care too much. I can probably just pay people to clean it easily.
Tsunade walks in and claims the seat on the couch by Jiraiya, the Hokage claims the chair that looks like a recliner (It doesn't recline but it looks just like one, and Minato and Orochimaru claim the couch opposite of Jiraiya and Tsunade (A/N: So basically it's a giant upside down U since there is no TV in the living room.)
”So... Uh, anybody thirsty?” I look around and see Minato looking at Jiraiya with pleading eyes.
Jiraiya gives and nods in which causes a everyone to nod.
”I'll have tea please.” Hokage naturally led the charge.
”Me as well. Thank you.” Orochimaru surprisingly was one of the first to speak up.
”I'll take some tea as well then. Thanks” That's Tsunade.
”Think I can get some Sake? If not I'll take some tea as well” Jiraiya naturally had a large grin on his face.
”Actually if he is getting some sake I'll take some too.” There's Tsunade again, of course because alcohol was brought up.
”Can I have some too Jiraiya-Sensei?” And there's Minato, little kid has a grin in his eyes. I can see it, but apparently Jiraiya can't.
”Sure thing bud! So long as the Hokage says yes.” Jiraiya looks at the Hokage pleadingly.
”Fine. It's been ages since I've had some. Orochimaru, you are the last one. What do you say?” Wow the Hokage is actually down? Man this is going to be crazy. But, well I don't want to give any to Minato. Well I will trust in Jiraiya's judgement with this. (Necessary A/N: I do not condone giving alcohol to minors.)
”I suppose I can have a bit to drink.” Wow everyone is involved.
”Wow it seems like a celebration now? What's the occasion?” I ask with a joking smile.
Hiruzen smiled at that too apparently, ”Well actually a couple things. One is after Danzo was found murdered we found many things marking him as a traitor to the village, so much so that he was essentially a disillusioned spy for other villages thinking he was working in our favor. Second is Orochimaru here! He came clean with every thing he has done, and thankfully it hadn't gone too far with the most he has done thus far was transplant that prisoners arm onto Danzo. He even told me his future plans and it made me shudder.” Orochimaru looked down as if he was disappointed in himself, which I mean he should be but still.
The Hokage wasn't done apparently though, ”That's not the best part though. I wanted to celebrate yours and Tsunade's Marriage!”
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Heh?
I clean out my ears, ”I think I may have aged a little too much what was that?”
”I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's different news different news. But Tsunade... Oh she passed out. Hm, we haven't even had anything to drink yet, curious. Hehehe.” See Jiraiya now that's how you prank someone. It's cruel as shit but man, it did get me.
I decided to buy an assortment of large liquor bottles from the store because I mean, 100 things of various liquors, all at the largest commercial size? For 1 SP? Hell yeah!
I put a bottle of vodka on the table while the Hokage tries to wake Tsunade up. Jiraiya sees the bottle and picks it up, ”What is this? Is this some weird sake?”
I laugh, ”Nope. This is Vodka. It's stronger than sake. Wanna try some?” I grab the bottle and crack it open before pouring several shots out. Where did I get the shot glasses? Well apparently the pack came with several of them. Convenient and definitely not plot!
I pass one to Jiraiya who smells it first then looks back at me with an eye raised. ”Okay you drink it sake pretty much. Just make sure you swallow it fast as it, well, tastes odd.” I demonstrate by drinking the shot quickly and swallow. Man I have not tasted vodka in years, made me shiver a lot since I'm not used to it anymore.
After that Jiraiya copies me and takes a shot, but he's even less used to it than I am at this point and his face freezes into an odd shape before he recovers a few moments later, ”Holy shit! That was good! Another!” I pass him another shot. I know better than taking too many at one time.
After we took a few shots Tsunade finally managed to wake up so I pass a shot to the Hokage who does as he watched me and Jiraiya did, and his face was great. It was like he sucked on a lemon. He didn't like it too much though so I'll give him a different alcohol later.
”Alright before we continue I want to share my news. Okay so as you know I am getting by in my years so I have been looking for a successor for awhile but Danzo was highly unlikely to let me get my way. Now that he is gone though I have 3 candidates to be Hokage right now. You Tsunade, that's why I needed you awake, you Jiraiya, it's why Minato is here since I know he's your precious pupil, and you, Joe.”
”Hah, that's a good prank. Let me take a few more shots and I'm sure I will fall for it a bit easier.” I mean who would believe this shit? I bet there's just an author trying to fuck with me.
The Hokage shakes his head, ”No I'm being serious. Honestly I know next to nothing about you but what you've shown me proves you're competent. I mean I walked by your room and saw several shadow clones training different techniques. Most people can't do that. Not to mention your technique for condensing your chakra. Those are all notable things, then add in the fact you somehow know the future? Good god man I would be insane not to consider you.” He takes a moment to recollect himself.
”There are still things to make sure of though. My gut says you are loyal to the leaf but my brain is telling me that you need to prove it. Not just that but I need you to be at least a Jonin. Which leads to my next topic. I want to make you a temporary Student of mine. You will be one of them, the fourth to their trio. Now I swore I would take no more students but I didn't know fearsome individuals like you would exist. So starting from tomorrow you will be training for day and night until I feel satisfied with your skills.” He grabs another shot and downs it.
After thinking for a moment I decide to do that badass scene I see sometimes in a movie, I take 3 shots in a row and put them all upside down on the table, ”I'll do it.” Woah I am regretting that. Wait why are we drinking at 3 pm anyway? God this was a bad idea.