12 The Dangers of Cooking (1/2)
**************Rogue Narrator***************
”Huh, where am I”
There is a black screen and some shuffling around, followed by some groans for a few minutes until the camera is picked up and shows several people passed out onto some chairs.
”Wha- How'd I get here?”
The camera pans around and shows a short kid with spiky blonde hair passed out to the side of the person holding the camera. Then it pans some more and shows a man holding a bottle of something like sake, and when the mans features were revealed the man had short blonde hair and facial hair around his mouth.
As the camera continued there was a man with spiky white hair laying over the arm of the couch loudly snoring with his mouth wide open. To the left of the man was a blonde woman who was holding a cat and smiling in a goofy way. The last person in the room that the camera caught was an older man in a red and white robe and holding a red and white hat in his free hand.
”What is going on here?”
The camera then turns around and sees the man holding the bottle of liquor moving about and squinting his eyes at the camera, ”Hey, how did you get here it was only the...” the man pauses for a moment and starts visibly counting the other people in the room, ”3, 4. 4 of us here!” (A/N: If you're wondering about Orochimaru... well you'll find out)
He then gets up and rubs his eyes and stumbles closer before speaking again, ”Wait a minute... I know you, you're that damn Narrator! I thought you were sick you bastard. I even sent you some ramen, clearly I didn't need to though as you're fine. So get outta my house.”
”But, I don't even know how I got here. Last thing I remembered was laying in my bed for the night.”
The man looks at the camera and squints his eyes, then remembers something, ”Alright, fine. I believe you but can you go now?”
The camera then shuts off after shaking up and down, indicating that the person holding it nodded.
******************Joseph's POV*******************
Holy shit, what did I do last night?
All of a sudden I remembered going with Jiraiya to go and pick up the Narrator from their house. God that would've been a disaster if it wasn't for the fact I am good at the thunder god technique.
I go to the kitchen in my house and buy an industrial size container of pancake mix, a similarly large container of butter, and some sausage and bacon.
Now you may be wondering why industrial size? Well honestly I would've gotten a smaller size but this is the smallest that was worth a single point. If you're wondering how big, well it's a bit bigger than me at I want to say 6 feet and 4 or so inches. Each container.
The bacon and sausage was likewise ridiculously sized. Whatever though, I used to love cooking this stuff so I may as well get a bunch. I grab a large pan from one of the cabinets and light the fire of the stove with a few matches since its not like a gas stove or an electric one.
While that gets going I start prepping the rest of the stuff, the large bowl of pancake mix most importantly. After I get it to the perfect consistency I start adding large chunks of the butter to it before I mix it some more into the batter.
After several minutes I feel satisfied with it so I add some butter to the pan and let it slowly melt while coating the pan. After that chunk was gone I add another and then pour a generous portion of the batter onto it.
I rinse and repeat the process until I get to a point where I am ready to make some of the bacon and sausage. I grab another pan that was larger than the one for the pancakes and put the bacon on half of the pan and the sausage on the other.
I continue cooking and checking the different foods I am making until I finally pull the sausage and bacon out of the pan and make some of the last pancakes. After I finally finish I realize I have no syrup so I spend a point on an industrial sized bottle. Man I've spent, 5 points on random crap, well at least I am that much closer to getting it even now.
It seems that the aroma of the food awoke some people like Tsunade and Jiraiya, Minato also seemed to be waking up, but the Hokage was dead asleep.
I put some plates to the side while I put my own pancakes and bacon onto one for myself before I sit back at my chair, ”I made breakfast, go ahead and eat, there should be more than enough.” Honestly there should, I probably made enough to go and feed me for a month straight.
It seemed the mention of food finally awoke the Hokage from his slumber. That or Tsunade and Jiraiya trying to grab a pancake first. You know it's interesting, they both have different methods of getting it, Tsunade tries to just hit Jiraiya while Jiraiya tries not to get hit and at the same time grab a plate.