Chapter 27 – Erlang Shen the Shameless (2/2)

Friendly.

This retard is just a shameless piece of crap, he actually got happy from being cursed. Then came his reply.

“No.”

Ye Zichen directly refused, but Erlang Shen sent another message over.

“Brother, we didn’t get to know each other until we flamed. This god has never been matched in the flame circle in the heavenly realm. They say that a master is lonely. It’s true, I am too empty inside. Every time I cause a flame war, it’s to find someone that can defeat me. Today, you finally appeared…”

“…”

“Bro, I sincerely want to become sworn brothers with you. You should know as well. In the Heavenly Court, I am this!”

Erlang Shen added a thumb emoji at the end of it.

Number One.

Then what rank did he put the Jade Emperor at?

Ye Zichen thought about it, it doesn’t seem too bad to become sworn brothers with Erlang Shen.

To be honest, he truly was too impulsive when he flamed Erlang Shen in the group chat. If any deity pointed out that they have never seen him, or Erlang Shen was determined to make him say his celestial title, then he would be found out.

If he becomes sworn brothers with Erlang Shen, even if he gets found out, he will just @Erlang Shen.

Erlang Shen definitely can tear the person that pointed it out to shred with his insults.

“Alright.”

Dingdong.

Erlang Shen wishes to become your sworn brother.

Accept.

Dingdong.

Your intimacy level with Erlang Shen increased by 100. Current intimacy level is Trusted, it is 400 away from Respected.

Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows.

He didn’t think that becoming sworn brothers would increase the intimacy level by 100, this is the first Trusted that he had achieved in the deities’ chat group.

“Bro, I wonder how I should call you?”

“This sovereign’s dharma name is Nameless. You can call me Brother Nameless.”

“Brother Nameless.”

As Erlang Shen addressed him intimately, Ye Zichen also felt the magic of Trusted.

Now, even if the Jade Emperor told Erlang Shen that Ye Zichen wasn’t a deity and he was going to kick Ye Zichen out of the group. This idiot would surely flame the Jade Emperor.

“Brother Nameless, add our family’s Howling Celestial Dog as your friend. If you can’t find me here, it’s the same if you send a message to him.”

Howling Celestial Dog has sent a friend request.

Accept.

Howling Celestial Dog: Woof, woof, woof…

Damn!

It truly was a dog.

Dingdong.

His phone suddenly rang. When Ye Zichen took a look, he saw that Erlang Shen had actually sent him a red packet.

That Erlang Shen is rather respectful.

Ye Zichen smiled and clicked on the red packet.

You received Erlang Shen’s red packet.

Unbreakable Body x1

Unbreakable Body.

This seems to be the Great Sage’s ability.

“I wasn’t sure of what to give to Brother Nameless. This is a secret scripture that I sent the Howling Celestial Dog to steal from the monkey a while ago. I’ll give it to Brother Nameless.”

That Howling Celestial Dog is quite capable.

It could actually steal the scripture from the monkey bro. It seemed like it had always been the monkey bro stealing from other people.

However, to be honest, Ye Zichen was rather interested in that Seventy-Two Transformations.

“Bro, this Unbreakable Body is the ability of the Monkey King, I can barely use it. I wonder if you can do something about the Seventy-Two Transformations…”

“Brother Nameless, it’s not that I’m petty, the main reason is because this Seventy-Two Transformation is too special…”

“Alright, then never mind.”

Since he couldn’t get it, Ye Zichen wasn’t going to force it. It was good enough for him to get the Unbreakable Body. Thinking about it, this guy already sent him a secret scripture… He looked around.

A book fell into his sight.

Scan.

Erlang Shen received your red packet.

“This is?”

“Have a read, it’s definitely useful for you. Do you know why you can’t defeat me in a flame war? It’s all thanks to this book.”

“Then I’ll have to be sure and read it properly.”

Dingdong.

Your intimacy level with Erlang Shen increased by 50. Current intimacy level is 250, it is 350 away from Respected.

Ugh.

This amount…

Ye Zichen smiled helplessly, then opened the Treasure Chest.

Unbreakable Body!

If he learned this secret scripture, wouldn’t he be impenetrable?