Chapter 27 – Erlang Shen the Shameless (1/2)
Chapter 27 – Erlang Shen the Shameless
“Grandson, why did you @grandpa so anxiously? Do you need pocket money?”
Since Ye Zichen did not appear for so long, the deities thought that the flame war would not begin, and had prepared to leave.
However, once this message was sent, people were instantly shocked.
Erlang Shen: Little bastard, you finally came. Quickly announce your celestial title.
The hell was a celestial title, how could Ye Zichen have one.
He twitched his mouth and directly sent three contempt emojis.
“The heck use is announcing my celestial title, the stronger person is the boss. State your coordinates, let’s meet face to face.”
The moment Ye Zichen said that, all of the deities watching were shocked.
They thought to themselves, that deity is too amazing, he actually dares to fight face to face with Erlang Shen.
Erlang Shen clearly was stunned as well. He had been famous in the heavenly realm for a long time. Aside from the monkey that dared to fight with him, everyone else would avoid him.
This brat actually dared to meet him face to face.
“Alright, then we’ll meet face to face.”
He wasn’t a war god for nothing. If Erlang Shen was scared of fighting face to face, his reputation would be all gone.
Dingdong.
Ye Zichen directly sent the map over. The entire crowd was shocked by the map.
“What is this?”
“Don’t get it.”
“I’ve never seen this, where is this?”
Erlang Shen was also one of the ones that was confused. What are these intersecting lines? He didn’t get it.
“What did you just send?”
“It’s laozi’s address. Come, it’s Bingcheng Polytechnic University.”
“How do you get there?”
“Tsk, this is a secret location. This sovereign only entered through a series of events. You’re asking how I got in here? How would this sovereign know?”
“…” Erlang Shen stayed silent for a moment, then instantly blew up. “You’re messing with me, right?”
“Messing with you? You don’t deserved to get messed with by me. I told you the location already, come if you can, if you can’t then scuttle off to the side to feed your dog.”
“You’re pissing me off, pissing me off…”
Bang.
A flame war begun.
As the number one flamer in the heavenly realm, he had never lost a single flame war.
Within a split second, Erlang Shen used his insane typing speed, filling the entire screen with his messages. Seeing that, Ye Zichen smiled in disdain.
He casually sent an internet phrase over.
Although Ye Zichen did not have the advantage in quantity, every single thing he said was completely on point.
“You little bastard.”
“You’re a dog-feeder in the Heavenly Court.”
“Don’t get cocky with me, I’ll beat the crap out of you if I meet you.”
“You’re a dog-feeder in the Heavenly Court.”
“You’re pretending to be an idiot now?”
“You’re a dog-feeder in the Heavenly Court.”
“…”
“Your little sister got bedded by a mortal.”
“…”
“Your older sister also got bedded by a mortal.”
“…”
“Your Chang’e doesn’t love you!”
“…”
Chang’e: What does this have to do with me.
At the start, Erlang Shen would say ten-odd things before rebutted by Ye Zichen’s one, to him getting rebutted once every time he says something, until the end where Erlang Shen ended up not knowing what to say at all.
Ye Zichen had achieved a complete victory in this flame war.
“Grandson, if you want to fight, then go according to the address. As for flaming… You’re not good enough.”
Ye Zichen sent the message over with a cold smile and three contempt emojis.
Dingdong.
Erlang Shen has sent a friend request.
Accept.
“Grandson, you got business?”
Ye Zichen was still submerged in his pride of his recent victory.
“This celestial friend, I feel like we have a bond. How about we become sworn brothers?”
…
What the hell?
Sworn brothers.
Ye Zichen looked at the intimacy level behind Erlang Shen.
100.