Chapter 31: Had a date with my girlfriend (1/2)

TL: flarewk

”Ara, you're rather fast, I still thought that you'll drag all the way till 9 o'clock before coming, if not won't even come at all, hmm?”

”I won't waste my time on transportation.”

If I had to say it, one of the greatest waste of time in a person's life would be 'transportation' already. Just merely for the purpose of reaching a certain destination, you would need to spend quite some time of your remaining not much lifespan, there's no substantive meaning onto it at all. If people were to be able to move about instantaneously, or perhaps having a dimensional door kind-of tool, it would be able to hugely save time in order to spend on other stuff instead.

”Huhuhu~ Cheng Jun's that kind of person who's unable to properly enjoy the joy of travels, huu.”

”Yeah yeah, I love to neet around at home even more instead.”

I flipped a white eye and sat on the seat opposite of Ji Lian Bing.

A series of ruckus occurred in the surroundings.

Just by tilting my head aside, I'm able to hear 'Ohh ohhhh, so the person that the beautiful girl's waiting for had finally arrived, huh!', 'Is he her boyfriend? Such a beautiful person matching up to him is too much of a waste already! It's exactly like a flower being stuck onto a pile of dung!' 'He actually dared to let a girl wait for him, he's not even the least bit knightly at all.' 'Still displaying a sour faced look, how did this sort of person get that kind of girlfriend in the first place? The chances of that are even lower than winning the lottery, right?'

These reactions were similar to those at the canteen's, and as expected, no matter where Ji Lian Bing appears, she would always be the spotlight center of attraction to everyone around her.

The discussion had completely stood by Ji Lian Bing's side, and it had that sort of expected reaction, as a bishoujo would normally be way more popular than this kind of a loser male like me.

But the attendant walked over to us rather calmly, and used a composed tone onto asking us.

”Welcome, may I have your order please?”

”A cup of warm milk.”

”...........Understood.”

The waitress then speechlessly looked at me, before facing Ji Lian Bing and asking her whether she wanted to refill her cup. Ji Lian Bing changed to another different type of coffee, and also ordered a piece of cheesecake as well.

I was like an ”Immovable” Acala Buddha statue, aggressively sitting over there, even my eyes were almost spouting out fire already.

”You looked to be in a rather bad mood, it can't be that you've been made fun of by someone?”

That person was you!

”Bullshit! Isn't it because of you deceiving my feelings!”

Ji Lian Bing lightly brushed off my rage, as she used an unconcerned attitude to say.

”Ara, there's not a single word of deceit in my messages~, it'sjust only Cheng Jun who arbitrary understood it to be like that.”

”...........Tch.”

All right, my reasoning had lost, I can't win her through talking.

This time, it's true that I'm a little too rash already, as I arbitrarily became excited the moment I've heard about maid cafes, and didn't carefully ponder about it.

No one's to be blamed for this, and it can be only said that I didn't consider it well-roundedly instead.

”So, what do you want to talk about?”

”Really, Cheng Jun. Up till now you haven't even properly called my name yet, call me Lian Bing~.”

Ji Lian Bing a little displeasedly puffed up her cheeks, as she suddenly discussed onto matters about addressing.

I raised my eyebrows, and unveiled a strange expression.

”You still had the gall to say about me, didn't you always say my name out in reverse?”

”That's my act of intimacy!!”

”Then this addressing of mine is also a similar form as well.”

I very rarely called out Ji Lian Bing's name, and usually would always use 'you' 'oi' 'this person' to address her. That's right, I've used those addressings that Xin Ran had used towards me in the past onto Ji Lian Bing.

Time to let you have a taste of my aloofness (referenced from Xin Ran's)!

”Even though you directly called out Yang-laoshi's name, you won't say your girlfriend's name instead? Or does it mean that, in reality there's something between Cheng Jun and Yang-laoshi...........”

Once again, I've been tormentedly impressed by that strong information network of Ji Lian Bing's. Xue Li-xiaojie, who exactly were you............and how did you investigate on a person's privacy up till this sort of level at all? This was simply like those secret service agents level of information retrieving prowess already!

I also don't know to what extent she had found out too, but at the very least, it can't be that she would even know that Li Li was actually a succubus, right?

Mm...........it's quite unlikely, as normal people shouldn't be able to see through the illusion on Li Li, by right.

Since it's like that, I won't overly disclose too much information to her then.

”That's because me and Teacher know each other well, just like Xiao Zhen-laoshi, I too also directly call out her name.”

”Then you should even more just say my name out, I'm Cheng Jun's girlfriend~!”

If I don't satisfy her, the conversation would seem to be unabling to start at all...........all right then.

I deeply breathed in a mouthful and wanted to say out 'Lian Bing' those two words, when Ji Lian Bing suddenly spoke, causing my words to be stifled within.

”Come~ try and say this 'I love Lian Bing, I love her so much to the point of death' ~.”

”The difficulty had suddenly increased already?! Plus you even added in your lust inside!”

”To every endings of your sentences, you must add in 'My house's Lian Bing is the most cutest already!' .”

”Have you had enough already! My house's Lian Bing is the most cutest already! Eh?”

”Huhuhuhu~”

So ultimately, it was all just playing around with me, huh!

At this moment, the waitress served those stuff that were being ordered earlier.

”Please enjoy your meal.”

Throughout the whole process, the waitress kept staring fixedly at me, just like as if she's looking at some kind of a rare animal..........I'll say, must it be until like that...........

”Really...........”

I slightly exasperatedly sent the milk into my mouth, when I heard Ji Lian Bing suddenly approaching to my very front, and she placed her hands onto her lips as she mysteriously said to me.

”Cheng Jun, I didn't wear any panties today~”

”Pu!”

I spouted out all the milk from my mouth, and it all got spit out onto Ji Lian Bing's face which was right in front of me! A huge portion of the milk were being spouted onto her face and hair, there's a little portion that flowed down her chin and dripped within her cleavage as well.

”..........”

The f**k!

What was this person suddenly talking about!

No wait, it should be instead, now I'm dead already, huh!

When I remembered back to the day before yesterday when we ate at the canteen during lunch break, about that killing gaze of hers...........this time she'll definitely rid me off!

But it's not my fault at all! Who asked you to say these sort of words out! I'm innocent, I'm the party that's being passive!!

I originally thought that now I'll definitely be in hot soup, but this time, Ji Lian Bing didn't get angry at all. Her status's color didn't turn red, and what turned red was her cheeks instead.

She displayed out a look of timid shyness, as she clutched her face, shyly closing up her eyes and said.

”Ai ya, I've been colored with Cheng Jun's milk already~”

The surroundings exploded in an uproar.

”Uuu...........!”

This person...........!

Now that she reminds me, right now it indeed does look like she's been somewhat-ed (col-H-or) already...........

Using her fingers, Ji Lian Bing scraped the milk stains on her face together and sent them into her mouth, carefully licking her fingers afterwards, not even letting off the fingernails..........this needed to be said, after seeing this scene, my lust had really been driven wild, and I started to think rather nonsensically.

This person was in the complete know-how onto enticing a man's lust, she's even more like a succubus than that succubus Li Li already.

”Right now, Cheng Jun's entire head must be thinking of pushing me on a bed, afterwards ravaging my entire body, so H~ huhuhu~”

”What kind of wild monkey did that come from, I've already evolved into a higher qualitied mammal.”

Ji Lian Bing murmured 'Reallyyy~', while unveiling an suspicious expression and stood up.

I initially thought that she wanted to leave, or perhaps go to the washroom to wipe her hair clean, but I didn't expect that she only walked three steps after standing up!

”Lalala~”

Suddenly sitting within my arms, it gave me a huge scare, as I hastily spread my legs wide and retreated backwards onto the chair's back.

Uproar sounds exploded out even louder.

You see, even that waitress who wanted to approach us to pass over some napkins was also even shocked~! Don't do this kind of attention-seeking action!! Everyone was staring over at this side, eyy!

”Don't sit over at my side, this is a single seater, okay, so go sit down properly at the opposite end!!”

Ji Lian Bing completely ignored my protests, as she grabbed both my arms and pressed it onto her breasts, and shaked about forwards and backwards just like rowing a boat.

”Shakey shake, shakey shake~ shakey aaaattt the bridge~”

”Oi, wait wait, slow down! Don't shake anymore! That soft area under my arms is shaking about as well!!”

Ji Lian Bing seemed to be rather exhilarated, as she huhuhuhu chuckled on, rubbing all the milk onto her hair off onto me while saying.

”So perverted, I'll punish you to recite out the Prajñāpāramitā Heart Sūtra~”