Chapter 30: Being tricked out of my house (1/2)

TL: flarewk

In the morning, I was being awakened by the vibration sounds of my phone.

What's going on? I remembered that I didn't set any alarm notifications at all?

Dazedly opening my eyes, Xin Ran had already left since an unknownst period of time ago. I stretched my hands towards the desk, and grabbed my phone to glance at it. So I've received a message.

It's probably those kinds of phone bills and so on, as my phone contained only my parents, meimeis, homeroom teacher Xiao Zhen-laoshi plus the fast food restaurant's phone numbers, so it's basically impossible that it would be someone else who had sent me that message.

I originally wanted to just simply ignore it and continue on sleeping, but I haphazardly gleamed onto the message alerts notification that appeared on my phone's screen. The displayed number wasn't a familiar 10086, but an unfamiliar number instead.

If it was those rubbish messages, why didn't it get automatically filtered off? Carrying this sort of uncertainty, I laid on the pillow and tapped onto that message.

2017-3-25 07:22

[Good morning~, Cheng Jun, it's another wondrous morning again, have you massively erected yet? Even if it's a weekend, you mustn't be too lazy~ Huhuhuhu~]

”............Huhuhuhu, god damning hu!”

It's like even through the phone I could still hear that person's chuckling.

Just this tone, just this way of greeting, within those circle of people that I knew, only she would fit the bill.

How did this person manage to obtain my phone number exactly?

I got it, it's probably that omniscient head maid who had investigated onto it. Tch, I also really wanted to have such a perfect maid as well...........

Because this suddenly appearing message had caused my brain into regaining back its normal thinking, my sleepiness gradually receded, as I scratched my head and carried an unhappy mood to get up from bed.

During the weekends, our house won't have breakfast at all, if your hungry in the morning there's only green bean cake and so on of snacks to temporarily abate the hunger. I originally didn't mind doing it at all, as it didn't had any huge bother onto me even when I wake up early in the morning of the weekends to make breakfast. But Laomā said that she had usually troubled me enough already, hence at the very least I must be able to rest well during the weekends, which was why the weekend's breakfasts were being cancelled.

After I finished washing up I didn't go downstairs, but directly went back to my room instead. Anyway, since there wasn't anything to do today, I'll just go finish up my previously incomplete reading of my light novels.

However, when I carried that sort of thinking and returned back to my room, 'weng weng' rumbling sounds once more resonated around the entire room. My phone received another message yet again.

2017-03-25 07:36

[Should be already refreshed by now, Cheng Jun. Well then, hurry up and put on your clothes, remember to wear a little more handsomely~~]

It's completely an on-the-dot precise message sending to me, so this person had actually even calculated the time of me washing up, huh.

By the way, wear a little more handsomely?

I pondered for a moment, but still replied this message ultimately.

Sent [Whatever I wear has of no relation with you, right..........]

Just at the very next second when the message that I've sent indicated a 'Sent' notification, I heard a blast of phone vibration resounding, and a series of texts popped right out. She actually responded to my message within a spilt second.

[Of course it have relations~, isn't it because today's our very first date worth commemorating about~]

Haah?

Whut?

Date?

How come I don't remember making that kind of promise?

Sent [Date? What date? How come I don't remember there's this kind of thing at all?]

'Weng weng', another spilt-second reply.

[Really~ Dear, you're so forgetful~, have you forgotten that we had agreed onto visiting our child today?]

”Haaah?”

Because it was too bizarre already, it made me deeply frown my eyebrows, as I repeatedly read and re-read that message 4 - 5 times, and afterwards kept staring fixedly onto 'our child' those two words, all the way till I almost couldn't recognize them, before completely understanding the information contained within this message.

At this time if I was to reply [What child?] this sort of message, I'll be falling into the other party's tempo already. But then I also cannot humor her as well, if I was to humor her, it'll be falling right into her trap afterwards.

So at this kind of situation I must pretend as if I didn't understand it at all, and must reply an incomprehensible message in return.

2017-3-25 07:39

Sent [Ahh, I remember already, it's to go take care of the little children at the orphanage, right.]

Visiting our child, it also could be understood as visiting (omitted) children too.

[Really, don't try to act dumb alreadyyy~ Of course it's your daughterrr~]

Tch, she actually straightforwardly threw out a direct ball, huh? Even the gender were already fixed, Ji Lian Bing, so you're only up till this standard.

I flipped a white eye and replied.

Sent [I don't have any daughter, thanks.]

Weng weng.

[Your daughter is in my tummy!! Have you forgotten what happened yesterday already? What an outrageous man, sob sob sob, weeh weehh weeehhh............(ノへ￣、)]

Nothing even happened between the both of us yesterday night, okay! No wait, if it was to be said, you nearly sent me to see God already!

Just mentioning about things from last night alone gave me a stomachache, don't even start about the frighteningly terrifying game of hide and seek within the isolated school grounds, in the end I was even directly bludgeoned to death............I had already experienced a feeling of being neither alive nor dead!

With raging injustice burning inside me, I originally wanted to send a [Go f**k yourself, there's only you nearly strangling off a person's life yesterday night, and there isn't any such situation of the both of us creating a new life! -1 and +1 are completely two different notions, okay!] this kind of resenting message initially.

Just when I wanted to press the send button, I suddenly calmed down. If my this side was to be angry first, wouldn't I be led around by her nose again?

Uuu...........then I'll just continue to act dumb throughout then.

2017-3-25 07:42

Sent [Hahaha, what are you talking about, there's nothing happening at all yesterday night.]