Chapter 249 - Membership test (1/2)

In the cooking clubroom, the cooking gang are gathered

Tenchi: alright, you girls have already seen my cooking, why not make your best dish. We will be able to see your level

Three girls said Yes! One was Hitomi, Ranka and a Koala

Hitomi/Ranka: huh who are you

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The girl introduced herself as Yukari, She was a short girl with medium-long green hair and an animal nose and two purple ribbons. The most notable feature was her huge melons. Hitomi has big ones but she is even bigger. Tenchi getting harder staring at her chest and didn't hear her talking

Yukari: So thats the reason I want to take the test

Tenchi: eh...I mean but just for that I mean judging by your body and behavior you seem to only eat eucalyptus

Yukari: I mean I do but I want to try eating something else too.

Yukari told them she was looking for food she ate long ago, but since it was so long ago, she can't even remember what food it was.

Yukari took a knife and started chopping some food, but as most of the food was falling on the ground, so she picked it up and put it on the pan, for which she was scolded by Tenchi who then made her wash it

As the food was cooking, she was a bit afraid of the fire and was standing too far from the pan. She then finished her dish, a eucalyptus pasta, which everyone liked when they tasted it.

Hitomi then told Yukari she can join the club

Afterward, Ranka made a meal...which looked like s*** smelled like s**** and tasted like it too bu Yukari decided to eat the food. Tenchi noticed her and tried stopping her, but she still tasted it. She ended up realizing this was the food she was looking for and proceed to eat more of it. She remembered that koalas have bacterias in their bodies that allow them to digest toxic eucalyptus, but since they are not born with the bacteria, they eat the undigested eucalyptus directly from their mother's anus. Even though she was shocked for a moment, she continued to eat Ranka's food happy finding out the food she was looking for...

Afterward, Tenchi showed a video his girlfriend Sakaki did on fermented goods

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Tenchi: you know what...I think I'm being followed

Ranka: now that you mentioned it it did smell like someone has been following you for a past few days

Hitomi: is it a stalker

Yukari: maybe you have an secret crush

Tenchi: *sigh* Sadly I'm not really liked at this academy. I always see girls looking from me from a distance and whisper at me while they look at me

Everyone: (Its probably cause they like you)

Tenchi: at first I thought it was that zebra

Hitomi: Zebra?

Tenchi: Yeah...she seemed upset at me for some reason...she thought she was closer to a horse but I told her that she was closer to a donkey. I even showed her tail in comparassion.

Yukari: I heard about that too...didn't you pull her skirt up to show it

Tenchi: yeah...I mean she had it hidden...I don't get the big deal. Donkeys are amazing!