Chapter 248 - Please Join my cooking club (1/2)
We walked to the cafeteria and I looked at the menu...
Tenchi: what the hell is this
I ask the lunch lady gorilla
LunchLady: what's wrong
Tenchi: why don't you have any cooked food, all of it is just plane vegetables and fruit and raw meat
LunchLady: Why?
Ranka a cute short pink wolf-beastgirl with wolf ears looked confused
Ranka: whats wrong with the food? it tastes good
Everyone looked at Tenchi like he was crazy
Tenchi: what's going on...I thought they all were evolved
Everyone just stared at Tenchi who was shouting earlier
one of the dinosaurs teachers came and screamed: hey you're making a disturbance hurry and get your food or I'll eat you
Everyone got scared but Tenchi was upset at a different reason
Tenchi: Shut up you failure of an instructor
The cafeteria froze
Dinosaur teacher face went close to Tenchi and breathed heavily: What right do you have to say
Ranka ears and tail were flocked down with fear
Tenchi: The school is supposed to provide a nutritional meal for the students however this fails greatly at it
LunchLady: it has fruits vegetables and meat what else is there needed. Each of the animals can eat the meal of their choosing to
Tenchi: OBJECTION. None of the meals are cooked
Dinosaur-sensei: I still don't get what do you mean
Tenchi: ugh...*he shakes his head* Cooking food was an evolutionary quantum leap for us humans, as cooking food made it easier to digest and unlocked additional nutrition from it which we previously were not getting. It all has to do with chemical reactions taking place in the meat which is set off by cooking it. Unlocking these additional nutrients literally allowed our brains to grow smarter, fueling our growth as an intelligent species. Many anthropologists have said that fire was the catalyst for our evolution into what we are today, due to how cooking meat gave us advantages and advances that raw meat didn't.
everyone looked more confused thinking it was just a human thing
Tenchi: oh and the food taste and smells better if its cooked.
Everyone: WHATTT
Tenchi jumps behind the kitchen
Sensei: what are you doing
Tenchi: I'm going to show you the difference between cooked food and raw(I'll do a low level because I don't want their first meal to be too powerful...)
Tenchi then instantly switches clothes and he is wearing a black chefs outfit that said Yukihira and HOMRA on it
Tenchi: I'll make you all say its delicious!
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I am Hino Hitomi, I am the only human female in the school
Being the only human female is tough. the other animals are all scary and it makes me nervous
I heard there was another human in the school but I haven't had a good chance to talk to him...he has the air about him...
I saw him talk back to the scary vice-principal
I had thought he was going to die but instead...
Vice-principal: SOO GOOD!
Tenchi: It wasn't much...
He then turns every one of the lunch staff into his cooking team and has them start cooking food for the students...it was amazing...he was able to command them to cook food for the students and while it was just cooked a little everyone of the students enjoyed their newly cooked food
After he was finished I went up to him as he was eating
Hitomi: umm, excuse can I join you
I did my best smile...