1687 The Perfect Comeback (2/2)

Goddess Chang'e: God Shen! Do you see it now? That is the couplet that Xiaobei gege personally dedicated to me. I was won over by his literary grace, and I really adored him. Finally, we decided to be together!

Sheng Gongpao: Oh, spare me the bullshit! That one couplet won the heart of the most beautiful woman of all three realms? Do I look like a child to you?

Goddess Chang'e: It's no wonder Shen Gongpao has been single for over 10,000 thousand years! You don't understand women at all!

Sheng Gongpao: Who… Who said that I've been single for over 10,000 thousand years…????

Goddess Chang'e: We girls like sweet speeches and honeyed words, especially the kind the poetic, romantic and passionate kind! No woman can resist that! If you don't believe me, you can ask the other goddesses!

Goddess Chexia: I can testify to that! When I saw that couplet, I was so envious!

Silver Jade Fox: Me too! If someone writes a couplet like that to me, I would marry him instantly!

Zhinu: Actually, Niu Lang gege and I got together because he has such a sweet mouth! ????

Goddess Chang'e: God Shen! People have testified to it, and there's also material proof! What else do you have to say?

Sheng Gongpao: I.. I…

Zhu Bajie: I still don't believe it! That's one-sided proof! That's not enough to verify the truth! If you like God Chen, you would have given him a token of love too!

Sheng Gongpao: That's right! @Chenxiaobei! Show us that token of love! If you can show us, I will believe that you and Chang'e are lovers!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe! That's simple!

Chen Xiaobei removed the Seven Treasury Fragrant Pouch from his chest and took a handsome selfie with it.

Then he sent it to the group chat.

Chen Xiaobei: Everyone, look! This is the token of love that Chang'e meimei gave me!

Sheng Gongpao: Bull… Bullshit… Anyone could have given you this Fragrant Pouch! I don't believe it!

Chen Xiaobei: What?! Are you still refusing to acknowledge it? I believe that the members can testify to that. Someone will be my witness!

Goddess Zhinu: I will! This fragrant pouch uses a Rainbow Cloud Thread. Chang'e asked me to lend it to her! None of the other goddesses did!

Goddess Zixia: I can be witness to that too! I saw with my own eyes, Goddess Chang'e sewing the pouch! You will not find another one like that in all of the three realms!

Princess Iron Fan: Both of them are in love with each other! This is so romantic! Even the blind can see that God Chen and Goddess Chang'e a couple made in heaven! ????????

Zhu Bajie: Oh heavens! Oh hell! Chen Xiaobei and my goddess are together! I don't want to live anymore… Sob sob sob…????????

Chen Xiaobei: Shixiong shen, do you see now? This is all the proof! Even Bajie Ge has accepted the truth! What more do you have to say?

Sheng Gongpao: I…

Chen Xiaobei: If I remember correctly, shixiong Shen is equitable, fair minded and transparent, right? You won't break your promise, will you?

Sheng Gongpao: I… Why would I do that…

Chen Xiaobei: Great! If that's the case, then let's start that exciting Red Envelope Snatching Session! ????????????

Footnote:

Gege: literal meaning, brother; could be used to address an older man to express respect, admiration, or friendship. Women also use it to call their lovers to express intimacy.  Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click for visiting.

Meimei: literal meaning, younger sister; could be used to address younger girls in a friendly or warm manner. Men also use it to call their lovers to express intimacy.