1687 The Perfect Comeback (1/2)

Goddess Chang'e: Brother Xiaobei! I know you're hiding the truth to protect me… But today is the Qixi Festival. I think it's time for us to be open about it!

Sheng Gongpao: Open up about what?

Zhu Bajie: Open up about what?

Everyone: Open up about what???

”Open up about what?” Chen Xiaobei stared at the screen, confused. ”Today is Qixi festival. Chang'e cut Shen Gongpao off for a reason. She must be helping me! Right now, the only thing that can help me is… I know!”

Chen Xiaobei: Fine! I cannot hide it anymore! Actually, Goddess Cheng'e and I found each other to be very agreeable and have been in love for a while now. We're actually a very loving couple!

Sheng Gongpao: What?! How is this possible?!

Zhu Bajie: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How can my goddess be in love with someone else?!

Everyone: No way! Goddess Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in all of the three realms! We still think of her!

Goddess Chang'e: This is true. I've liked Xiaobei gege* for a long time! And he likes me too… That's why we got together… Hehehe…

Zhu Bajie: No! I don't believe it! I don't believe it…????????????

Chen Xiaobei: Whether you choose to believe it or not, this is the truth! ????‍♂️

Goddess Chang'e: Yes! ????

Sheng Gongpao: Long-distance relationship? Internet romance? Who do the two of you think you're lying to? A three-year-old child? You just came up with the lie! I don't believe it!

Zhu Bajie: That's right! God Shen is right! The two of you want to participate in the Red Envelope Snatching Session, that's why you're pretending to be lovers! We're not that gullible!

Goddess Chang'e: I am a girl. Why would I use my good reputation as a joke? I am telling you the truth! Xiaobei gege and I really are lovers!

Sheng Gongpao: Fabrication! Continue to fabricate your lies! Unless you show us evidence, we will not believe you!

Zhu Bajie: Yes! You can claim you're lovers, and I can claim that I am Goddess Chang'e's husband! Unless you show us proof, it's all a sham!

Lei Zhenxi: Mm! That makes sense! We need evidence! Anyone can make up stories! Without actual proof, no one will believe it!

Tu Xingshun: Yeah! Goddess Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in all the three realms! Without proof, no one will believe that she would fall for a common man!

”This is going to be a problem…” Chen Xiaobei could feel a headache creeping in as he read the messages on the screen. ”Chang'e meimei was just trying to help me but I am completely unprepared. Where am I going to find any evidence?”

Goddess Chang'e admitted that Chen Xiaobei was her lover to help him, but unfortunately, Shen Gongpao was obviously not falling for it!

Without any sort of evidence, Shen Gongpao would never acknowledge that Chen Xiaobei and Goddess Chang'e were lovers and he would never let Chen Xiaobei join the snatching session!

It was back to square one! The problem remained unsolved!

Goddess Chang'e: You want proof? Fine! Everyone in the group knows about this!

Sheng Gongpao: What? You have proof?

Goddess Chang'e: Of course! When the Three Realms Red Envelope group first started, Xiaobei gege dedicated a couplet to me during the first couplet competition. @Libai @Dufu, you remember, right?

Li Bai: Of course, I remember! That couplet had startled the heavens and stirred the hearts of gods! He defeated all of us!

Sheng Gongpao: What… What couplet…

Du Fu: Ten thoughts to be missed, missing your king, missing your hometown, missing your country. Four pair of eyes are feasting on the flower, the moon and Chang'er.

Li Bai: Amazing! Thinking back, it really was an excellent couplet!