139 Nobody Messes with the Prime! (2/2)
Erlang: Oh Prime! Please let me go... (3 sobbing emojis)
Prime: Since the beginning of this Red Envelope group, you cheeky little asshole, you have been staring with all three eyes at your screen without rest, waiting to grab those Red Envelopes! And until this very moment, you still haven't given anything back to the group! Even your pet dog has thrown in some of his dog food. Are you a lesser person than your dog?
Erlang: Oh no please let me off this time... (This is too embarrassing)
Prime: Not giving back anything aside, you actually had the balls to go spread rumors and talk shit about my disciple, calling him stingy! You think I wouldn't find out? You're lucky enough that I still haven't gone over there and opened a can of whoop-ass on you, but you still had to flame him in public chat!
Erlang: Holy Prime, please don't be mad, I've learned my lesson (3 crying emojis)
Prime: I'm still not done with you! This spicy stick issue is definitely your doing, am I right? What are you trying to pull here? Trying to blackmail my disciple of his merit points? Or his Red Envelopes?
Erlang: No I wouldn't dare...
Prime: See this is what I don't get about you: You're the God of War, the general of the Heavenly Army, how can you be so shameless? Can't you please act like a god? You're really embarrassing us, other gods, you know!
Erlang: Wuwuwu... I'll never do it again...
Prime: Hmph! I don't want to waste my time on this any more than necessary! So do not ever let me catch anyone talking shit about my disciple again! @Erlang you may apologize now. And be very sincere about it! Stop making us gods look bad!
Erlang: Yes yes yes... I'll throw in a big Red Envelope here as an apology to Chen...
DING!
[Erlang is sending a Red Envelope to the group!]
”Oh gosh, after getting apologies I'm still getting Red Envelopes! That's mine!” Chen was monitoring the chat in silence. But as soon as he saw the Red Envelope, he tapped to receive it.
DING!
[Congratulations! Acquired Erlang's Red Envelope. Received 10 God of War's Body Strengthening Pills. Already stored in your treasure chest![
”God of War's Body Strengthening Pills? The name alone sounds like it is perfect for physical stage cultivators!” Chen's eyes lit up. He has been trying hard to increase his strength. If these pills do exactly what he thinks they do, that would be awesome!
DING!
Lord Yanwang: I shall also lead my fellow colleagues in purgatory and send out some Red Envelopes as an apology to Chen.
Chen was already more than happy when he received Erlang's pills and didn't expect any more. Following Lord Yanwang's lead, Ox-head and Horse-face, both Black and White of Impermanence, along with many other residents of Purgatory sent out Red Envelopes into the group as well.
”I tap! I tap! I tap tap tap!” Chen's fingers kept tapping fast on his phone as he tried his best to get more Red Envelopes.
DING!
[Congratulations! Acquired Black Impermanence's Red Envelope. Received one Nightstalker outfit. Already stored in your treasure chest!]
DING!
[Congratulations! Acquired Ox-head's Red Envelope. Received 10 Unholy Spirit Pills. Already stored in your treasure chest!]
DING!
[Congratulations! Acquired White Impermanence Red Envelope. Received one Art of Disguise. Already stored in your treasure chest!]
”Shit! Three in a row! I actually got three in a row! This is too freaking awesome!” Chen jumped in joy and hit his head in the car. What he didn't expect afterward was that Shennong had also sent some Red Envelopes into the group as well.