139 Nobody Messes with the Prime! (1/2)
After all the hate messages, the Prime's message came to Chen like a ray of hope and lifted him out of depression.
Chen: Sifu! I'm in big trouble! Please help me!
DING! The Prime has muted this chat!
Just like that, the chat finally quietened down.
”Oh my god! Shutting everyone up just like that! My sifu is too awesome! Chen's eyes nearly popped out when he saw the notification. If it wasn't so, why would people call his sifu the most imperious of the gods? Even bossier than the Three Pure Ones! Shutting up the whole chat without even asking any questions, he's shooting first and asking questions later! That just showsed how domineering he was!
Prime: Whoever has a problem with my disciple, speak!
DING! The Prime has unmuted the chat.
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Three whole minutes passed, and no one dared say anything.
”Shit! This is just too freaking awesome!” Chen thought to himself while staring at the phone screen. His blood was boiling with excitement and there were goosebumps all over him. Who would dare challenge his sifu? Who can?
Prime: Don't say I'm being a bully! You guys had your chance to talk, so don't say I'm not giving you any chances! But since you guys aren't saying anything, so I'll say something!
Prime: Who should I start with first?
Prime: @Shennong you smelly old fart! Have you no respect for your own age? What Hundred Herbs Potion? That's just toxic waste from your medicine production! You even added water! Did you try to sell that to my disciple for 100 merit points a bottle? You sly old fox! And you're calling others a swindler? How dare you!
Shennong: Prime, I was wrong... Please let me save some face, let's talk in private... (3 ashamed emojis)
Prime: Pssst! So your face is important, but my disciple's isn't? Why didn't you flame him in private then? Apologize to him now!
Shennong: @Chen, I was wrong. Please accept my apology...
”Holy cow! This is crazy! One moment he's angry the next he's telling me he's sorry! Ahahaha... Having a badass sifu is really awesome...” Chen was thrilled. When the matter of the spicy sticks came to light, he was very sure that he would be in a very bad spot for a very long time. Until sifu showed up and solved everything just like that. Chen was more than relieved. He was elated!
Prime: @Bull Demon King You! You rented a broken hammer to my disciple for 1000 points and you think you can get away with that? You lying scum! And you're making a ruckus over this right now? If your face is itching that much, why don't I come over and slap it for you?
Bull Demon King: No no no no! Hahaha, Prime you are funny... I'm fine, my face is fine... (3 shocked emojis)
Prime: Then you know what to do!
Bull Demon King: @Chen, I'm very sorry... I did try to cheat you before... This is definitely on me...
Prime: @Lord Yanwang, How can you be so shameless? Chen exchanged his spicy stick just for your stupid Netherspirit Battlescouter and your useless wooden sword, but you want him to refund you with merit points? Where the hell is your pride? Did you feed it to the dogs, or what?
Lord Yanwang: Prime, I was wrong (3 facepalm emojis) @Chen, I apologize. I was just jumping on the bandwagon and blindly following the majority, not that I have a problem with you in particular...
Prime: @Erlang
Erlang: Prime, I know what I need to do. @Chen, I'm sorry! I was the one who's wrong here!
Prime: Since when did I say that you can apologize yet? Hmph! Among all these people, you deserve a beating the most! I'm have not even begun with you, who the hell said you can apologize?