138 Number One Swindler of the Three Realms! (2/2)
”A few days ago... When you went back to your village... I visited the campus' convenience store... and bought a bag of spicy sticks... I thought they tasted great and wanted to send some to my wife...” Xiangyu gulped nervously and continued, ”But I mistakenly sent the whole bag into the group instead... along with the price tag on the bag... so the whole group now knows how much it really costs...”
*BOOM!*
Chen felt like he was struck by lightning. He was speechless and couldn't think straight. Even his Scholar's Heart had also stopped working. The one thing he worried so much about has finally happened! No wonder there was a wave of Red Envelopes on the day he returned to the village. He even got two bowls of Mengpo's soup from that. So it was because Xiangyu sent a bag of spicy sticks into the group...
”Bro Bei... I really didn't mean to do that... I'm so sorry...” Xiangyu said in a soft voice. Guilt was written all over his face.
”Well, what's happened already happened. No use for apologies now!” Chen replied in a nervous voice. ”I more worried if Lord Yanwang won't take off ten years of my life from the book of life? Or will Monkey King get so angry, he comes down to earth to beat me personally? And the Bull Demon King... God Erlang... Old man Shennong... Oh god! I think I've just offended a lot of gods. How am I going to live after this?” Chen was already crying. So many angry gods coming for him... That idea alone is terrifying!
”Uhhh... I don't think it will go that far... After my mistake, I haven't even logged in once... I don't know what's going on in there... Want to take a peek?” Xiangyu was much more remorseful than before.
”Errr...” Chen did not dare delay the matter any longer. He pulled up the car on the side of the road and logged into the chat.
DING!
Little Nezha: Wow! God Chen in online! I'm out of here... (3 running emojis)
God Erlang: What the actual f*ck! Number one Swindler of the Three Realms! You actually dared to log on! @Chen Xiaobei
Yanwang: F*ck you! Number one Swindler of the Three Realms! Give me back my merit points! @Chen Xiaobei
Bull Demon King: You bastard! Lock the door and let the dogs lose! Bite this Number one Swindler of the Three Realms to death! (3 angry emojis)
Shennong: Let's beat this Number one Swindler of the Three Realms up! (3 knife emoji) @Monkey King, Why aren't you saying anything you monkey? Come out and help fight this swindler!
These few gods were the ones who had previously bought spicy sticks from Chen and they are all so furious they could skin Chen alive. And as soon as they started flaming, the other gods and deities that were on good terms with them also joined in as well. Ox-Head and Horse-Face, both Black and White of Impermanence, Princess Iron Fan, Hong Haier, Shennong's fellow deity followers, as well as the whole lot of the imperial army... All were coming down on Chen. The name ”Number One Swindler of the Three Realms” kept resounding in his head.
”Shit... What should I do?” Chen looked at the barrage of angry messages on his phone, sweat beading on his forehead.
DING!
Prime of Tongtian: My dear disciple, are you in trouble?